ENDED Central Vapors Groundhog day event.Est end date 2/20/2017

[DaleH1985]

a big bad

 

[happy valley]

bowl of gefilte fish

 

[DaleH1985]

armed with lasers

 

[mac63]

with automatic targeting systems

 

[happy valley]

by men in boats

 

[cvcrcr99]

who worn black fedoras and

 

[happy valley]

carried bowling ball bags

 

[mac63]

that contained cantalopes

 

[kh1]

and lots of good wishes

 

[happy valley]

for each and every

 

[Ms. Trixy]

cantelope they were going to throw at him

 

[happy valley]

bank shot off glass

 

[Ms. Trixy]

cracking before they hit Phil (Psshhhhh!)

 

[happy valley]

no points were scored

 

[kh1]

but the game was won

 

[happy valley]

the fans went wild

 

[kh1]

The groundhogs had won

 

[happy valley]

Groundhogs always win

 

[kh1]

may your team too

 

[happy valley]

Go GSW groundhogs

 

[DaleH1985]

fight for the win

 

[Mojoe1976]

And truth, justice and the American way

 

[DaleH1985]

for that is what

 

[Mojoe1976]

Groundhogs stand for

 

[DaleH1985]

hard work and honesty

 

[SignMan]

And shadow watching

 

[DaleH1985]

make for a happy

 

[mac63]

day at the

 

[DaleH1985]

home of the groundhog

 

[SD.]

in Punxatawney Ohio

 

[SignMan]

Playing monopoly

 

[DaleH1985]

while drinking a few

 

[SignMan]

Screwdrivers with cinnamon

 

[DaleH1985]

and shots of moonshine

 

[happy valley]

in the bright sunshine

 

[SignMan]

Surrounded by palm trees

 

[mac63]

and lots of sand

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And free Netflix

 

[happy valley]

the shadow knows

 

[kh1]

what evil lurks

 

[mac63]

behind closed doors

 

[cvcrcr99]

but only when it's tuesday

 

[mac63]

cause the other days are

 

[kh1]

eight days a week

 

[happy valley]

Love you long time

 

[Ms. Trixy]

is what they heard behind them

 

[happy valley]

a car full of

 

[kh1]

Okies from Muskogee

 

[happy valley]

just returned from Hollywood

 

[kh1]

walk of fame