Oh my ....do I feel stupid...I thought they were a sex toy...I've been using them for a month now..... and so you put them in your hand you say...huh ...boy did I get it ass backwards..
I read a story which I found out was unfortunately not real yesterday... it was reported twice, in Boise, and Louisville Ky, with little variation... Its sick, but people man... I almost posted the link but did some digging first...
Let's just say that the article claimed, with interviews from family, and supposed surgeons, that the individual actually did just as you are joking... and it got stuck... Confirmed as fake this morning. But I would not put it past someone. Where there's a will there's a way...
On a serious note. My mom teaches 3rd grade, and they're a huge problem. They're about to have to ban them. Kids are going nuts with them in school, and some have slipped and gone across rooms. She deals with kids who have severe ADHD and a lot of Autism, and she told me for kids, they just amplify the ADHD.
If it keeps you occupied, cool. I totally understand the need to keep my hands busy and it's association with vaping. Just keep it away from your parts... though a fake story, at least most of us are smart enough to know that... SMH, LOL.