The Walmart Rules: Please add to

[Demoniacal]

 

[Hermit]

What are they gearing up to hunt?

Twinkies

Are those cooler boxes on the left? A brace of those, to hold a quick snack!

 

[ghost62]

Just for @UncleRJ ... Found a pic of a handifat convoy!

LOL the "sporting goods" department.

Beep beep beep

 

[Celtic Fog]

What are they gearing up to hunt?

Twinkies

They are hunting the elusive Pizza Man, they stalk their prey from the shrubs and lie in wait for the unexpecting delivery guy to stumble past their ambush, they need ice chests full of soda and chips to ensure their stamina for the hunt is sustained.

 

[70414]

Aww she was supposed to be part of a set of triplets and got stuck just toting them around.

 

[BigNasty]

Aww she was supposed to be part of a set of triplets and got stuck just toting them around.

Someone is going to make a million bucks inventing a back boob bra with front support.

Where in the rules posted does it say... hygiene is not required.. but when it lacks your body odor is so pungent you make roadkill vomit and the assy stank can be smelled through the internet.

 

[kelli]

i am permanently damaged from reading this thread. just sayin'....

 

[vapin Grampa]

i am permanently damaged from reading this thread. just sayin'....

Just wlk to the closest mirror and say thank God.....

Think of it as a reality check

 

[Whiskey]

And because Halloween is near...........

 

[BigNasty]

And because Halloween is near...........

HOLY shit it is baby Quatto!!

 

[Zamazam]

What are they gearing up to hunt?

Twinkies

Nah, the

And because Halloween is near...........

which one is going to be locked up in the attic eating fish heads? Time will tell.....

 

[BigNasty]

Do any of you go scope out the Walcritters section of PoWM and it dawns on you that you in FACT have seen those people, met them or know them personally?

I know I have a few times. A couple of the ones in the by state section.
Mostly from customer interactions... one used to walk by every other day..

 

[MoocH 1]

Here we have experts explain the rules.

 

[Whiskey]

 

[Whiskey]

 

[Just Me]

I am going to VOMIT!!

 

[Just Me]

They just built a walmart in a commercial area behind my house so far its really clean and ppl are really helpful. I am the moron that goes at night in my slippers LOL but I wear them every where so

 

[UncleRJ]

They just built a walmart in a commercial area behind my house so far its really clean and ppl are really helpful. I am the moron that goes at night in my slippers LOL but I wear them every where so

But do you have Cankles to go with your slippers?

 

[Just Me]

But do you have Cankles to go with your slippers?

I don't think so>> These are my slippers

 

[Just Me]

Oh and I got them at walmart LOL

 

[San Miguel]

I always liked shopping at our local Walmart when I lived in the Philippines.

However, I always did feel that the store should have upgraded just a little ... The place was starting to show it's age:

 

[UncleRJ]

I don't think so>> These are my slippers

Sorry, you are missing the point and you are too well dressed for the Walmart Fashion Slow.

Your "Slippers" should be of the bunny variety or old discolored velour with ankle fat covering the tops.

Visit your Walmart the day when the welfare checks get cashed right after your local bars close.

 

[Just Me]

 

[San Miguel]

so, follow the rules that our good friend Tommy Toilet always reminds us of .....