Well, brief courtship for me and wife. Yet our engagement dragged on forever it seemed. Her older sister wanted to get hitched before her so "everything was all proper".
My Lady and I met online. We might have talked online about two months by then. She made the mistake of calling me her boyfriend. I had never seen her in the flesh or a picture, asked her to marry anyway. She said she had to think about it. Eight days later she asks me what would make me happy.
I start listing a few things including her marrying me. She said "okay". I damn near missed it and had to ask, "okay you acknowledge that, or um, okay you will?" So, then five years later the judge acting as JOP points to a backdoor in a country church and says he'll run interference if I think I'm making a mistake.
"She'll be the best mistake I'll ever make," I told him and he said we better go on and get married then. We did and it's been twenty years coming the 22nd of April.
Mixed or matched socks?