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keithu2

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Member For 5 Years
I’d visit if I could....and you would allow it and like it.
Happy Birthday my friend. I wish you many more.
Hope today turns out to be one of the best ever.

i remember my 41st....I was still good looking and Mama Bears still liked me.

I’m going to eat some cake or some other overly carbed shit in your honor.

CHEERS.

You remember that far back?

I had more hair and my chest was closer to my shoulders.


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DogMan

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You remember that far back?

I had more hair and my chest was closer to my shoulders.


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I don't think that my family bald

I'm due to go white shade of grey any day now though. My old man went quite suddenly. I've been progressing well, but lockdown shaved head makes gauging difficult
 

Hawkizefan

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Member For 5 Years
Mine aren't great

And my ears do not appreciate getting older. If there is any tiny low toned humm, I'm gone. Can't decipher a word that people are saying.

Which is Huddy's fault.

to my credit, when you’ve posted pics of yourself I’ve never brought up the ears.
and that has nothing to do with how well you can hear with them.:p

Hopefully it’s not windy there today.
if it is, put some rocks in your pockets so you don’t take flight.
 

keithu2

Gold Contributor
Member For 5 Years
absolutely.
fake eyes
fake pancreas


fake empathy, caring, give a crap......

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DogMan

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I actually have one good eye. Just it is split between the two.

Left eye I can see distance, right eye can still read.

So between them, I mostly only wear glasses to leave the house.

Switching from near to far or vice versa is painful in general though.
 

DogMan

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thamks has the word ham in the middle of it.
coincedence?
freudian wish?
or do you just want some ham? I want some ham now.
i am having some dead, cooked pig today. I’m smoking some featherbones today.
marinated over night....gonna dust them up and slap them over some chunks of oak.
Sounds good. Enjoy

I need coffee
 

Hawkizefan

Platinum Contributor
Member For 5 Years
You are

I am glad that I don't know Frank

He sounds quite abrupt and curt

"Frankly, I think that he is overweight"
"Frankly, that lipstick is unbecoming"

Who needs that in their lives?

Frank is married to Shirley.

“Shirley, you aren’t eating again”
”Shirley, you aren’t serious about that lipstick”

and guess who their offspring is.......yep....Huddy.
 

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