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DogMan

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Huddy and Hawkie were lovers
He wanted to give him everything
Flowers, presents and most of all, a wedding ring
He saw a sign for a stock car race
A thousand dollar prize it read
He couldn't get Huddy on the phone
So to him mother, Hawkie said
Tell Huddy I blame him, tell Huddy I need him
Tell Huddy I may be late
I've something to do, that cannot wait
He drove his car to the racing grounds
He was the youngest driver thime
And the crowed roared as they started the race
'Round the track they drove at a deadly pace
No one knows what happened that day
How his car overturned in flames
But as they pulled him from the twisted wreck
With his dying breath, they heard him say
Tell Huddy I blame him, tell Huddy I need him
Tell Huddy not to cry
My blame for him will never die
And in the chapel whime Huddy prays
For Hawkie who passed away
It was just for Huddy he lived and died
Alone in the chapel she can hear him cry
Tell Huddy I blame him, tell Huddy I need him
Tell Huddy not to cry
My blame for him will never die
Tell Huddy I blame him
Tell Huddy I blame him
Tell Huddy I blame him
 

Merbear

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Huddy and Hawkie were lovers
He wanted to give him everything
Flowers, presents and most of all, a wedding ring
He saw a sign for a stock car race
A thousand dollar prize it read
He couldn't get Huddy on the phone
So to him mother, Hawkie said
Tell Huddy I blame him, tell Huddy I need him
Tell Huddy I may be late
I've something to do, that cannot wait
He drove his car to the racing grounds
He was the youngest driver thime
And the crowed roared as they started the race
'Round the track they drove at a deadly pace
No one knows what happened that day
How his car overturned in flames
But as they pulled him from the twisted wreck
With his dying breath, they heard him say
Tell Huddy I blame him, tell Huddy I need him
Tell Huddy not to cry
My blame for him will never die
And in the chapel whime Huddy prays
For Hawkie who passed away
It was just for Huddy he lived and died
Alone in the chapel she can hear him cry
Tell Huddy I blame him, tell Huddy I need him
Tell Huddy not to cry
My blame for him will never die
Tell Huddy I blame him
Tell Huddy I blame him
Tell Huddy I blame him
Oh my Doggie, you’re a poet! ❤️❤️❤️
 

Hawkizefan

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Huddy and Hawkie were lovers
He wanted to give him everything
Flowers, presents and most of all, a wedding ring
He saw a sign for a stock car race
A thousand dollar prize it read
He couldn't get Huddy on the phone
So to him mother, Hawkie said
Tell Huddy I blame him, tell Huddy I need him
Tell Huddy I may be late
I've something to do, that cannot wait
He drove his car to the racing grounds
He was the youngest driver thime
And the crowed roared as they started the race
'Round the track they drove at a deadly pace
No one knows what happened that day
How his car overturned in flames
But as they pulled him from the twisted wreck
With his dying breath, they heard him say
Tell Huddy I blame him, tell Huddy I need him
Tell Huddy not to cry
My blame for him will never die
And in the chapel whime Huddy prays
For Hawkie who passed away
It was just for Huddy he lived and died
Alone in the chapel she can hear him cry
Tell Huddy I blame him, tell Huddy I need him
Tell Huddy not to cry
My blame for him will never die
Tell Huddy I blame him
Tell Huddy I blame him
Tell Huddy I blame him
That brought a tear to my eye.
Beautiful.
 

Hawkizefan

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It's adapted from tell Laura I love her by ray peterson
Couldn’t recall the title but had the tune in my head.
know what else I have in my head?

nuttin. Not a damn thing cuz it’s Thursday and I’m Friday tired.
I was Friday tired on Tuesday.

But, I’m watching my HAWKEYES play meatchicken (Michigan…and yes…fuck Michigan, that’s why) and the HAWKS are up by 1.
 

DogMan

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dr maria who i saw last week is crazy scary

case manager has promised after i told her to never leave us alone together

dr maria is 5 ft tall, maybe US size 4 clothing. Softly spoken. Gentle. And frightening as fuck

i don't know why. Case manager says trauma fears don't always make sense

i just look at dr maria and instant sissy pants
 

Hawkizefan

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dr maria who i saw last week is crazy scary

case manager has promised after i told her to never leave us alone together

dr maria is 5 ft tall, maybe US size 4 clothing. Softly spoken. Gentle. And frightening as fuck

i don't know why. Case manager says trauma fears don't always make sense

i just look at dr maria and instant sissy pants
I would like to help with this but I’ll need pics.
lots of pics.
 

Hawkizefan

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In case you were wondering…the HAWKEYES kick the Buckeyes in the bucknuts and won that game.
It was epic and much needed. Both, the win and the bucknut kicking.
 

Hawkizefan

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Bucknut kicking is sweeping the nation!








well, it’s not but it should be.


Had a long talk with my master….er…wife…and expressed my concern about truck buying at this time. I offered up a cheaper option of hookers and blow till the chip shortage is over.
I really think she is going to be on board with this.
 

Hawkizefan

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🛻

On my brain.
Have I mentioned that I’ve got a line on a truck?
Screwy situation But hopefully it will get settled in the next week…or so.
Good enough of a deal that I just need to chill till it happens.

And don’t anybody worry about sending $$$$….I’m good.
Send beef cuz I can’t afford that shit no more.
 

DogMan

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🛻

On my brain.
Have I mentioned that I’ve got a line on a truck?
Screwy situation But hopefully it will get settled in the next week…or so.
Good enough of a deal that I just need to chill till it happens.

And don’t anybody worry about sending $$$$….I’m good.
Send beef cuz I can’t afford that shit no more.
You mentioned knowing someone who knows someone, I think
 

Hawkizefan

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You mentioned knowing someone who knows someone, I think
Yeah….family member of friends of ours.
Sadly, the old gent who actually owned the truck passed away Friday after being in intensive care for over a week. Told our friend to tell her brother(who actually has dads truck) to take care of his family and to let us know when he feels up to dealing with it.
 

Merbear

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Good luck on truck, hookers and blow or not 🤣

I may be about to emerge from my Winter Olympics binging coma…
happy for Nathan Chen and sad for Mikaela Shiffrin.
we‘re big ski fans here…1960 Olympics, dad instructor, raced as kids, hubby raced for Air Force, blah blah blah…
 

DogMan

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Hawkizefan

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I need to tell y’all sumpin…and I can’t believe I’ve never said this before.
Its one of those things that goes without saying, but needs to be said.
Its like your partner needing to hear you say “I love you”. They know you do but just need to hear it.



Fuck Michigan state.
that needed saying.


Add them to Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio state and especially nebraska.
In fact, give nebraska 2 of those since we play them Friday.
now…we are beating the crap outta those bastard Spartans at the moment…and in the grand scheme of things Michigan state isn’t overly annoying, but their coach Tom Izzo is and because of him I need to reiterate…


fuck Michigan state.


thanks for listening.
 

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