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Merbear

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I need to tell y’all sumpin…and I can’t believe I’ve never said this before.
Its one of those things that goes without saying, but needs to be said.
Its like your partner needing to hear you say “I love you”. They know you do but just need to hear it.



Fuck Michigan state.
that needed saying.


Add them to Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio state and especially nebraska.
In fact, give nebraska 2 of those since we play them Friday.
now…we are beating the crap outta those bastard Spartans at the moment…and in the grand scheme of things Michigan state isn’t overly annoying, but their coach Tom Izzo is and because of him I need to reiterate…


fuck Michigan state.


thanks for listening.
Alrighty then…I think that goes sumpin like this:
Fuck Michigan state.
why? Because fuck Nebraska twice!
 

DogMan

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DogMan

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Sagging is the new taut….
at least in my world.

-temps 2 days ago. Gonna be in the 40’s today and 50’s(maybe a few 60’s) next week. I blame Putin……and Huddy.
My paternal grandfather was Russian

I never knew him. But I know that they didn't leave Russia just to gawk at old people on nudie beaches

Putin was already angry about huddy. But I think that the checkswing call tipped him over the edge, hawkie
 

Hawkizefan

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My paternal grandfather was Russian

I never knew him. But I know that they didn't leave Russia just to gawk at old people on nudie beaches

Putin was already angry about huddy. But I think that the checkswing call tipped him over the edge, hawkie
Well, if it was in fact a true checkswing I get it. But it’s making my gas go way up.



but with no truck to put it in it’s a moot point.


hence my desire for even saggy pics. I’ve got nothing in my life right now.


except Herk……but he’s a stinky hippy knucklehead right now.


I do have some ribs on the counter. Maybe I should just be happy with what I’ve got a stop being a little girl about stuff. At least I’m not Swedish.
 

Hawkizefan

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Maybe someone should reach out and say that I know that you are upset about the doggies losing the grand final. We all are. But calm down
I wasn’t going to bring that up. I get teary eyed and a lump in my throat and lose my appetite When I think of that. I don’t want to lose my appetite…I gots ribs on the counter.
 

DogMan

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Well, if it was in fact a true checkswing I get it. But it’s making my gas go way up.



but with no truck to put it in it’s a moot point.


hence my desire for even saggy pics. I’ve got nothing in my life right now.


except Herk……but he’s a stinky hippy knucklehead right now.


I do have some ribs on the counter. Maybe I should just be happy with what I’ve got a stop being a little girl about stuff. At least I’m not Swedish.
I don't know if it was a checkswing. But it was cheating that knocked the giants out

Maybe highlights of the braves winning the superbowl will cheer him up
 

keithu2

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Well, if it was in fact a true checkswing I get it. But it’s making my gas go way up.



but with no truck to put it in it’s a moot point.


hence my desire for even saggy pics. I’ve got nothing in my life right now.


except Herk……but he’s a stinky hippy knucklehead right now.


I do have some ribs on the counter. Maybe I should just be happy with what I’ve got a stop being a little girl about stuff. At least I’m not Swedish.

Swedish meatballs are the bomb. Not quite as good as some counter ribs or fried garlic chicken, but up there.
Eating some lutefisk will get you out of those little girl panties and depilate select body parts. Huddy uses it all the time.


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Hawkizefan

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Swedish meatballs are the bomb. Not quite as good as some counter ribs or fried garlic chicken, but up there.
Eating some lutefisk will get you out of those little girl panties and depilate select body parts. Huddy uses it all the time.


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Your wisdom doesn’t get spread around here nearly as much as it should.
And Swedish meatballs are on course with counter ribs and garlicky anything.
The girly panties are more of a deliberate choice and not a bad thing.

It smells funny here.
Does it smell funny there?
 

Merbear

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Swedish meatballs are the bomb. Not quite as good as some counter ribs or fried garlic chicken, but up there.
Eating some lutefisk will get you out of those little girl panties and depilate select body parts. Huddy uses it all the time.


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whaaa the hell is lutefisk? do my own depilating, thank you 🙃
 

keithu2

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Your wisdom doesn’t get spread around here nearly as much as it should.
And Swedish meatballs are on course with counter ribs and garlicky anything.
The girly panties are more of a deliberate choice and not a bad thing.

It smells funny here.
Does it smell funny there?

I need to use the serenity prayer more.

Sorry about the smell. I didn’t think my sister’s crap had spread that far.
My dad passed away on Thursday afternoon. As executor I have to start going through his paperwork and am concerned about what I’m going to find. Before Covid, she already talked him into leaving the house to her son. He admitted that it’s not what my mom would have wanted, but he was more “family” than the other grandkids. Rather than take the argument further, my brother and I signed off.
Found out yesterday that he closed the joint account that we had, done for this occurrence, and opened another account with her son as the co-holder. Concerned that they will start draining funds before probate.

Sorry for dumping, but I’m really going to need the “serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference “.


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Hawkizefan

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I need to use the serenity prayer more.

Sorry about the smell. I didn’t think my sister’s crap had spread that far.
My dad passed away on Thursday afternoon. As executor I have to start going through his paperwork and am concerned about what I’m going to find. Before Covid, she already talked him into leaving the house to her son. He admitted that it’s not what my mom would have wanted, but he was more “family” than the other grandkids. Rather than take the argument further, my brother and I signed off.
Found out yesterday that he closed the joint account that we had, done for this occurrence, and opened another account with her son as the co-holder. Concerned that they will start draining funds before probate.

Sorry for dumping, but I’m really going to need the “serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference “.


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Aww man..my heart goes out to you. So sorry for your loss.
I’ll keep you and your family in my thoughts and prayers.
I hope things work out and go smoothly.
 

Merbear

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I need to use the serenity prayer more.

Sorry about the smell. I didn’t think my sister’s crap had spread that far.
My dad passed away on Thursday afternoon. As executor I have to start going through his paperwork and am concerned about what I’m going to find. Before Covid, she already talked him into leaving the house to her son. He admitted that it’s not what my mom would have wanted, but he was more “family” than the other grandkids. Rather than take the argument further, my brother and I signed off.
Found out yesterday that he closed the joint account that we had, done for this occurrence, and opened another account with her son as the co-holder. Concerned that they will start draining funds before probate.

Sorry for dumping, but I’m really going to need the “serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference “.


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Oh Keith, I’m so sorry your loss❤️
im so sorry about your asshat on top of that
poor Keith, all my leg wrappin hugs to you
and serenity. 😘
 

gopher_byrd

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I need to use the serenity prayer more.

Sorry about the smell. I didn’t think my sister’s crap had spread that far.
My dad passed away on Thursday afternoon. As executor I have to start going through his paperwork and am concerned about what I’m going to find. Before Covid, she already talked him into leaving the house to her son. He admitted that it’s not what my mom would have wanted, but he was more “family” than the other grandkids. Rather than take the argument further, my brother and I signed off.
Found out yesterday that he closed the joint account that we had, done for this occurrence, and opened another account with her son as the co-holder. Concerned that they will start draining funds before probate.

Sorry for dumping, but I’m really going to need the “serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference “.


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Sorry to hear about your Dad @keithu2.

I know all you Redheaded Stepchildren from the Nicoticket days on ECF. I have met Keith twice in person when I was in Hawaii for work trips. I haven't posted on this thread before because I'm not redheaded or a stepchild... :giggle:

Fuck Nebraska and Wisconsin. Go Niner's, Giants and the Hawkeyes. rawr
 

Hawkizefan

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Sorry to hear about your Dad @keithu2.

I know all you Redheaded Stepchildren from the Nicoticket days on ECF. I have met Keith twice in person when I was in Hawaii for work trips. I haven't posted on this thread before because I'm not redheaded or a stepchild... :giggle:

Fuck Nebraska and Wisconsin. Go Niner's, Giants and the Hawkeyes. rawr
Is it too soon to say I love you?
That fuck nebraska and Wisconsin brought a tear to my eye.
And that HAWKEYES thing made me all tingly in my mowing thong region.
 

DogMan

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Sorry to hear about your Dad @keithu2.

I know all you Redheaded Stepchildren from the Nicoticket days on ECF. I have met Keith twice in person when I was in Hawaii for work trips. I haven't posted on this thread before because I'm not redheaded or a stepchild... :giggle:

Fuck Nebraska and Wisconsin. Go Niner's, Giants and the Hawkeyes. rawr
Probably more grey hair than red here
 

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