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Hawkizefan

Hawkizefan

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DogMan said:
I am going to sleep

And I should know, since it is me that I am talking about

Which tips the odds in my favour of knowing

And I did 6 years of university, so I must know

I don't know
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So brave
DogMan said:
Hungry though
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Dog food?
DogMan said:
Ate Pringle's

Dropped one. So I pointed angrily in the direction of the fuskers and said "Don’t start at me, cunts. I'm onto you "
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Fukin huskers
we’re all on to them
rat bastards
DogMan said:
and cheese and gummi bears

separately, not cheese on gummi bears

i didn't drop any

maybe kittle was defending for me?

saw the construction progress on the gummi bears on grammy bears wing at dirty betty's today. Looks good
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Kittles not known for his defense but he’s got your back.
Cant wait for the new grannybears wing to be complete. I’m hearing rumors of some very titallating activities being added. I’ve already started my battery of shots and meds so that when it opens I’ll be good to go.
 
DogMan

DogMan

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DogMan

DogMan

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Good Friday

The Easter bunny died on the cross so we could have chocolate

And something about a Jewish zombie lord

Or something

I neglected to stock up on groceries and everything closes
 
Merbear

Merbear

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Picture this: (not really)
turns out on top of my f‘n shingles, I’ve been wearing lidocaine patches and have been ALLERGIC to the f’n Adhesive on the f’n patch 🤯🔥😢
this past week I wore Cling Wrap over Lidocaine taped to back…

but it’s getting better!
 
Hawkizefan

Hawkizefan

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Member For 5 Years
Merbear said:
Picture this: (not really)
turns out on top of my f‘n shingles, I’ve been wearing lidocaine patches and have been ALLERGIC to the f’n Adhesive on the f’n patch 🤯🔥😢
this past week I wore Cling Wrap over Lidocaine taped to back…

but it’s getting better!
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Ah…the miracles of modern medicine.
I once went for my quarterly endocrinologist appt. And during the med check he flipped out and asked who put me on some med. told him my general doc. He asked if general doc was aware I was type 1 betic on insulin……duh…(he was being facetious)…I said “yes”. He asked if general doc and I got along…”yes”…
then why is the general trying to kill you? Apparently year 1 medical school stuff..insulin + whatever med he had me on tends to make you prone to drop dead. He left the room and made a phone call to general doc and when he came back he had a new doc in his building I was hooked up with cuz old general doc didn’t want to see me ever again or endo doc ever.

that’s all I got.
I didn’t get cling wrap or anything fun.
 
DogMan

DogMan

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Hawkizefan said:
Ah…the miracles of modern medicine.
I once went for my quarterly endocrinologist appt. And during the med check he flipped out and asked who put me on some med. told him my general doc. He asked if general doc was aware I was type 1 betic on insulin……duh…(he was being facetious)…I said “yes”. He asked if general doc and I got along…”yes”…
then why is the general trying to kill you? Apparently year 1 medical school stuff..insulin + whatever med he had me on tends to make you prone to drop dead. He left the room and made a phone call to general doc and when he came back he had a new doc in his building I was hooked up with cuz old general doc didn’t want to see me ever again or endo doc ever.

that’s all I got.
I didn’t get cling wrap or anything fun.
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"oh, i nearly died"

drama queen

granny had CLING WRAP

no cling wrap = no credit
 
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