Redheaded Stepchildren

[keithu2]

i can't help but notice that granny and keif are suspiciously quiet following this conversation

We’re having a hard time reading the text.

My new contacts and glasses haven’t come in yet. And, I have the beginning of cataracts.


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[gopher_byrd]

So you're blind in one eye and can't see out the other???

 

[Hawkizefan]

So you're blind in one eye and can't see out the other???

Well, poi Boi is a swede and they actually do it till they go blind.

 

[DogMan]

We’re having a hard time reading the text.

My new contacts and glasses haven’t come in yet. And, I have the beginning of cataracts.


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DogMum is booked for 1st and 22nd November for cataract surgeries

$8000

 

[keithu2]

So you're blind in one eye and can't see out the other???

I’m kind of blind in both eyes without correction.


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[keithu2]

Well, poi Boi is a swede and they actually do it till they go blind.

If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it?


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[DogMan]

Good night knuckles


I...





(You have NFI where I am going with this)







... blame







(You still don’t know)







Huddy

 

[Merbear]

Hawkie, I watch the Today show and Harry Smith just did a story on Kelby Telander and his cochlear implant and his whole story…pretty cool

 

[Merbear]

Good night knuckles


I...





(You have NFI where I am going with this)







... blame







(You still don’t know)







Huddy

I didn’t know

 

[Hawkizefan]

Hawkie, I watch the Today show and Harry Smith just did a story on Kelby Telander and his cochlear implant and his whole story…pretty cool

I feel stupid but the only part of that whole thing that you just said that I know anything about is the Hawkie and pretty cool parts.
I hear that quite often put together.

Is this person an Iowa person?

 

[Hawkizefan]

I feel stupid but the only part of that whole thing that you just said that I know anything about is the Hawkie and pretty cool parts.
I hear that quite often put together.

Is this person an Iowa person?

Now I feel stupid…
The wave at the end of the first quarter is a very cool tradition.

 

[DogMan]

Now I feel stupid…

you are OUR stupid. And we wubz you

 

[Hawkizefan]

you are OUR stupid. And we wubz you

 

[DogMan]

goodnight, knuckles (including but not limited to stupid ones )

 

[Hawkizefan]

goodnight, knuckles (including but not limited to stupid ones )

Gopher thanks you.


y’all might as well put on your feathered thongs. I’m not feeling it but who knows. Starting QB, top 2 running backs and the only receiver that could catch are out. 2 cheerleaders and the mascot are stepping in. Might be an upgrade….who knows.

 

[Hawkizefan]

And I just made bacon, cheddar, jalapeño cornbread muffins…with a touch of green onion.
NOT sharing.

 

[keithu2]

And I just made bacon, cheddar, jalapeño cornbread muffins…with a touch of green onion.
NOT sharing.

Cornbread only needs butter and some honey.

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[Hawkizefan]

Cornbread only needs butter and some honey.

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Pfffftt….
we call that pedestrian cornbread in the Midwest.
2 cornbread muffins should equal a full meal.

 

[keithu2]

Pfffftt….
we call that pedestrian cornbread in the Midwest.
2 cornbread muffins should equal a full meal.

Are yours called low-riders?


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[Hawkizefan]

Are yours called low-riders?


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Not my muffins. But my pants are….so you can see my muffins.

 

[Merbear]

I feel stupid but the only part of that whole thing that you just said that I know anything about is the Hawkie and pretty cool parts.
I hear that quite often put together.

Is this person an Iowa person?

He’s a Hawkeye. I think.

 

[Hawkizefan]

He’s a Hawkeye. I think.

he is….my bad.

 

[Hawkizefan]

***NEWS FLASH***

BLIND SQUIRREL FINDS A NUT AND IOWAS OFFENSE SCORES A TOUCHDOWN.

 

[Hawkizefan]

***NEWS FLASH***

BLIND SQUIRREL FINDS A NUT AND IOWAS OFFENSE SCORES A TOUCHDOWN.

My HAWKEYES are now officially called the blind squirrels.
we won. Probably shouldn’t have.
worst 5-1 team in college football.

 

[DogMan]

NUT

TOUCH

rawr

 

[Merbear]

he is….my bad.

I know you’re bad

 

[Merbear]

rawr

You’re bad too

 

[Merbear]

Blind Squirrels win!

My HAWKEYES are now officially called the blind squirrels.
we won. Probably shouldn’t have.
worst 5-1 team in college football.

 

[DogMan]

You’re bad too

I sometimes wonder about you...

 

[Hawkizefan]

I sometimes wonder about you...

Well…she does have her own dedicated wing at Dirty Betty’s so there is that.
Theres no Mother Theresa wing or daddy’s little girl wing…hmmm…there should be both of those now that I’m thinking about it. Hell, there should be a gophers wing.
Somebody get on that.

 

[gopher_byrd]

You do realize the gopher wing needs to be underground???

 

[Hawkizefan]

You do realize the gopher wing needs to be underground???

That goes without saying

 

[Hawkizefan]

Hey Dog.
Have you been to the Taronga zoo?
Im watching a show about it. It seems cool.
Omaha has a world class zoo. Didn’t go this year but might have to before snow.

 

[DogMan]

Hey Dog.
Have you been to the Taronga zoo?
Im watching a show about it. It seems cool.
Omaha has a world class zoo. Didn’t go this year but might have to before snow.

Only once, decades ago

I've only been to Sydney a few times

 

[gopher_byrd]

Granny and I are very happy! Niners 42 Cowgirls 10. Purdy 4 TD passes Kittle 3 TD receptions and McCaffrey a TD in 14 straight games.

 

[DogMan]

Granny and I are very happy! Niners 42 Cowgirls 10. Purdy 4 TD passes Kittle 3 TD receptions and McCaffrey a TD in 14 straight games.

Did one of granny's teams win something? I am shocked

 

[Merbear]

You do realize the gopher wing needs to be underground???

ah god lolololol….

 

[Merbear]

Granny and I are very happy! Niners 42 Cowgirls 10. Purdy 4 TD passes Kittle 3 TD receptions and McCaffrey a TD in 14 straight games.

Thank you for your most excellent coverage!
yes, gophie and I are very happy

I LUV this team.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Thank you for your most excellent coverage!
yes, gophie and I are very happy

I LUV this team.

Well, you do have Kittle…so…duh

 

[Hawkizefan]

Damn BRAVES give me a heart attack.




Freddie’s dead and Huddy is a traitor

 

[Merbear]

Damn BRAVES give me a heart attack.




Freddie’s dead and Huddy is a traitor

I’ll bet!


and shut up.

 

[DogMan]

Apparently cricket might be an olympic sport soon

 

[DogMan]

goodnight, knuckles

i visited the underground gopher's lair today. Some things one cannot unsee

who DOES that? really?

goodnight

 

[gopher_byrd]

Ssshhh, what happens underground stays underground...

 

[Merbear]

Apparently cricket might be an olympic sport soon

You’re a cricket

 

[Merbear]

Hawkie that double play was Amazing! Love that it was Bryce Harper for last out!

 

[DogMan]

Hawkie that double play was Amazing! Love that it was Bryce Harper for last out!

There is nothing quite like a good double play

That's my motto

 

[Hawkizefan]

Hawkie that double play was Amazing! Love that it was Bryce Harper for last out!

It was and I hate Harper.
Not quite dead Freddie or Huddy hate but still pretty hatey hate.
BRAVES needed that comeback bigly.

Gooher said there were nefarious photos of you in the gopher hole at Betty’s.

 

[Hawkizefan]

There is nothing quite like a good double play

That's my motto

You’re a double play.

that’s my motto.

 

[Merbear]

It was and I hate Harper.
Not quite dead Freddie or Huddy hate but still pretty hatey hate.
BRAVES needed that comeback bigly.

Gooher said there were nefarious photos of you in the gopher hole at Betty’s.

Me??? Nefarious???
Never!