Redheaded Stepchildren

[DogMan]

Good night knuckles

 

[Hawkizefan]

I want to take this opportunity to apologize in advance to gopher for things that I will say about damn dirty rodents this week.

 

[gopher_byrd]

I want to take this opportunity to apologize in advance to gopher for things that I will say about damn dirty rodents this week.

They are primadonna's by calling themselves golden. Only second cousins at best, so fuck em...

 

[Hawkizefan]

They are primadonna's by calling themselves golden. Only second cousins at best, so fuck em...

I like where this is going.

 

[DogMan]

First infection

Unless it means that I am pregnant

Dunno

 

[DogMan]

garlic, horseradish tabs
C
D
zinc
gatorade
panadol (acetaminophen)
24hr bone broth in process

i should have a tipple of scotch

 

[gopher_byrd]

+1 on the Scotch, maybe a couple or three tipples...

 

[DogMan]

Whatever strain this is is not very respiratory

Dry throat. A few drips of snot. But 90% excessive farts and lethargy

 

[gopher_byrd]

Unless it means that I am pregnant

But 90% excessive farts and lethargy

Maybe you are...

 

[DogMan]

my bedroom is boring

trying to protect dogmum

she's had 6 vax doses. But she has emphysema and other things. And must be pushing 1/3 to 1/2 of keif's age by now

 

[DogMan]

on the bright side, i have a sexy blues singer voice going

 

[Hawkizefan]

on the bright side, i have a sexy blues singer voice going

Rawr..

 

[DogMan]

sunday 22nd kinnick stadium will go bazerk

i so know about kinnick stadium

 

[DogMan]

i am stuck in my room, and you'se aren't very entertaining''

chop chop

 

[gopher_byrd]

Believe me, you don't want to see me dance or hear me sing... More torture than entertainment...

 

[Merbear]

garlic, horseradish tabs
C
D
zinc
gatorade
panadol (acetaminophen)
24hr bone broth in process

i should have a tipple of scotch

Tipple away!

 

[Hawkizefan]

i am stuck in my room, and you'se aren't very entertaining''

chop chop

See…?
Now you get me.
Amiright?

 

[Hawkizefan]

And..
screw them damn dirty rodents

 

[Merbear]

Poor poor Doggie. Take good care of yo’self.
cause fuck Wisconsin, that’s why!

 

[DogMan]

Asymptomatic today

I still need thong pics to heal though

 

[keithu2]

Asymptomatic today

I still need thong pics to heal though

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[DogMan]

Good night, knuckles

Hopefully, you can reel the sexiness in a tad by morning. It's getting out of hand again

 

[Hawkizefan]

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Well, I for one feel much better.
Have you lost weight?

 

[DogMan]

Well, I for one feel much better.
Have you lost weight?

No secret how he afforded that mansion on a logistics wage. It involves dirty Betty's

 

[keithu2]

Well, I for one feel much better.
Have you lost weight?

Pole dancing does wonders.


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[Hawkizefan]

Pole dancing does wonders.


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Pole dancers do wonders for me.

Damn rodents.
Nothing but worthless scourge.

 

[DogMan]

Go hawkeyes

 

[Hawkizefan]

Go hawkeyes

That right there is the IOWA HAWKEYES offense.
lol…it’s true.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Btw…what is that bird?
Its very cute

 

[DogMan]

Btw…what is that bird?
Its very cute

IDK

first meme was labelled ChickenHawk

but i've also seen it dubbed owl

 

[Hawkizefan]

IDK

first meme was labelled ChickenHawk

but i've also seen it dubbed owl

It’s cute…..
till it grows up and rips your throat out and poops down your neck…
like a damn Minnesota rodent…
fuckin gophers….one small step up from a damn husker…



***trying to pump myself up for the game Saturday…bear with me***

 

[DogMan]

 

[Hawkizefan]

Lol…

Damn gophers

 

[DogMan]

Is damn gophers the appropriate term?

Mental note. Fuck Wisconsin. Damn gophers

 

[DogMan]

And hucking fuskers

 

[gopher_byrd]

Damn golden gophers of Minnesota, fuck them...

 

[DogMan]

rawr, my voice

DogMum caught it. Tested her at first sniffle, onto antivirals

rawr

 

[Merbear]

rawr, my voice

DogMum caught it. Tested her at first sniffle, onto antivirals

rawr

Oh no, not DogMum! Take care of her and you

 

[DogMan]

Damn golden gophers of Minnesota, fuck them...

wait'

and the gophers and minnesota the same team? that's even worse

 

[Hawkizefan]

wait'

and the gophers and minnesota the same team? that's even worse

Damn goofers

 

[DogMan]

Damn goofers

Are you in snow shovelling thong, or leaf raking thong?

 

[Hawkizefan]

Are you in snow shovelling thong, or leaf raking thong?

Leaf raker with a light downy liner.
grrrrrrrr……..

 

[Hawkizefan]

Game day.
everybody thong up.
Damn dirty goofers.

 

[DogMan]

Game day.
everybody thong up.
Damn dirty goofers.

 

[DogMan]

nigh nighs

terrible

 

[Hawkizefan]

Ok….
this shit is serious and I’m not feeling the thong/HAWKEYE love…
I need total concentration and commitment…

y‘all have 3 minutes to…

 

[Hawkizefan]

Ok….
this shit is serious and I’m not feeling the thong/HAWKEYE love…
I need total concentration and commitment…

y‘all have 3 minutes to…

Y’all have 3 minutes to…………..
make me proud..


Granny….topless dancing
Dog…bottomless dancing
Keif…no dancing…Swedes have no rhythm. Severely white, white boys mock the Swedes…cook something…no fish….
Gopher…you’re a rodent cousin…poison some kind of goofier supply…stat

I can’t do this alone every week…I need support

 

[gopher_byrd]

Gopher…you’re a rodent cousin…poison some kind of goofier supply…stat

Hemlock tea in place of the gatorade. Or maybe real gators in the gatorade...

 

[Hawkizefan]

Hemlock tea in place of the gatorade. Or maybe real gators in the gatorade...

You da man…knew I could count on you.
You might have to take on the dancing…both topless and bottomless…
Poiboi is lurking….cooking anything but fish is still on him…
I'm going to go spit on a hucking fusker for good luck…
Im not wearing pants…

 

[Hawkizefan]

Whoever is doing whatever you’re doing…keep on doing it.