Redheaded Stepchildren

[Hawkizefan]

Blind squirrel

 

[Merbear]

Eek, go squirrel!

 

[Merbear]

Hawkie WTF
I turned game on while the points were still on the board…then they left

 

[Hawkizefan]

Hawkie WTF
I turned game on while the points were still on the board…then they left

Kinda got screwed…
stupid goofers

 

[DogMan]

geez last week's "that's what she said" was superb

morning, knucks

 

[Hawkizefan]

geez last week's "that's what she said" was superb

morning, knucks

Morning….
pits almost nite nite time

 

[Hawkizefan]

Goofer poop…as far as the eye can see..nothing but goofer poop.
There should be a law against it.

 

[DogMan]

 

[Hawkizefan]

Are you baiting me?
I‘ve got a broom but don’t think you’ll like my plan for using it

 

[DogMan]

come at me

 

[DogMan]

*Walks into room *

*Points broadly in the direction of the dodgers*

Just...

*Shakes head*

Good night

 

[Hawkizefan]

I’m bored.


not trick or treating this year.

Joe is a dumbass.

that’s all I got.

 

[DogMan]

that’s all I got.

you are enough

you are worthy

 

[DogMan]

this is young nick coffield in bulldogs colours

he was drafted to the melbourne demons

then traded to us last week

knuckles... the cockles of my heart are warm

welcome home, nick

 

[gopher_byrd]

the cockles of my heart are warm

Sounds dirty, didn't know the heart had cockles... let alone warm ones...

 

[DogMan]

Sounds dirty, didn't know the heart had cockles... let alone warm ones...

it's a hawkie saying

so understandable that it's too old fashioned for you

rawr

 

[DogMan]

Good night knuckles

If we're being honest, today probably didn't rate in the upper echelon of discussions in knuckledom

But that's OK

 

[Hawkizefan]

it's a hawkie saying

so understandable that it's too old fashioned for you

rawr

Byte me

 

[DogMan]

Byte me

Testing my memory. I think 8 bits in a byte

Everything is gigabytes these days

 

[Hawkizefan]

Good night knuckles

If we're being honest, today probably didn't rate in the upper echelon of discussions in knuckledom

But that's OK

Because I’m late to the party…..







I’ve got nothing…
except that joe was a bigger dumbass today than yesterday. Didn’t think that was possible but he outdid himself and proved me wrong….

 

[Hawkizefan]

Testing my memory. I think 8 bits in a byte

Everything is gigabytes these days

Yes. Gigglebytes.

 

[DogMan]

Because I’m late to the party…..







I’ve got nothing…
except that joe was a bigger dumbass today than yesterday. Didn’t think that was possible but he outdid himself and proved me wrong….

VU rules say you can't talk about him

 

[DogMan]

and covid really is exhausted disease

i fell asleep, face down in rhonda's cleavage at dirty betty's. Woke up with the imprint of 2 bewbs on my face

 

[DogMan]

Here's to you Mrs Robinson
Something Joe DiMaggio?

 

[Hawkizefan]

Here's to you Mrs Robinson
Something Joe DiMaggio?

You’re a Garfunkel.

 

[gopher_byrd]

I predict that doggie will call you a Simon... Maybe even simple...

 

[Hawkizefan]

I predict that doggie will call you a Simon... Maybe even simple...

I’m more easy than simple

 

[DogMan]

yes

simple simon/hawkie met a pie man
going to the fair
said simple hawkie/simon to the pie man
"what have you got there?"

 

[DogMan]

hawkie, cover your pancreas' ears

i have cheesecake. Really rich cheesecake

 

[DogMan]

 

[Hawkizefan]

yes

simple simon/hawkie met a pie man
going to the fair
said simple hawkie/simon to the pie man
"what have you got there?"

hawkie, cover your pancreas' ears

i have cheesecake. Really rich cheesecake

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I like pie
I like cheesecake
I like your cap

 

[DogMan]

is granny sick again? i know that she had shingles or gornorreah or something?

 

[DogMan]

fuck north western

fuck cincinnati

i'm not sure if these two teams have come up before

i can imagine the wildcat/hawk headline puns

they do it when we play the cats

or magpies "cold pies, hotdogs" etc

 

[Hawkizefan]

fuck north western

fuck cincinnati

i'm not sure if these two teams have come up before

i can imagine the wildcat/hawk headline puns

they do it when we play the cats

or magpies "cold pies, hotdogs" etc

As a matter of fact…the IOWA BLINDSQUIRRELS play Northwestern next weekend. Iowa has a week off to clean up goofer poop this weekend.

 

[DogMan]

As a matter of fact…the IOWA BLINDSQUIRRELS play Northwestern next weekend. Iowa has a week off to clean up goofed poop this weekend.

Yes. I sometimes google the fixture

North West must be almost Canadian. Which is pretty bad

 

[Hawkizefan]

Yes. I sometimes google the fixture

North West must be almost Canadian. Which is pretty bad

It’s turrible

 

[DogMan]

sister visiting 9.30am

who visits not during meal times? who? why?

i'm torn between lite omelettes or croissants with ham & cheese etc. And maybe a cake

 

[Hawkizefan]

sister visiting 9.30am

who visits not during meal times? who? why?

i'm torn between lite omelettes or croissants with ham & cheese etc. And maybe a cake

Omelette….croissants are a girly brunch.
Plus, an omelette is a clean out the fridge creation.
Ive had some very unique and awesome clean out the fridge omelettes. I’ve also had some disasters but I moved crap outta the fridge.
And I’m sorry if I offended anybody with the girly comment…but I’m sure gopher and poi Boi will forgive me.

 

[DogMan]

Aussies call it Morning Tea

You say Brunch

I have 3 hours until the supermarket opens

Maybe baguettes

I don't know

Garlic is pretty much the only lock

 

[Hawkizefan]

Aussies call it Morning Tea

You say Brunch

I have 3 hours until the supermarket opens

Maybe baguettes

I don't know

Garlic is pretty much the only lock

Yes to garlic. Firmly believe that there’s no such thing as “too much garlic”…
I’ll allow baguettes…occasionally. Don’t make a habit of it. And you can call it morning tea if it includes a shot….and garlic.
ok…I’ve signed off on your morning tea. Make me proud.

 

[DogMan]

What do you call afternoon tea? Similar to brunch at 3pm?

 

[gopher_byrd]

What do you call afternoon tea? Similar to brunch at 3pm?

I'm a gopher not a hobbit... We eat what we want when we want it. With shots, preferably Scotch or Bourbon, maybe tequila, it depends...

 

[DogMan]

Oh. Fucking diabetics

Maybe sugar free brownies

And lactose free. But not soy because allergies

 

[keithu2]

What do you call afternoon tea? Similar to brunch at 3pm?

Linner or lupper - between lunch and dinner or supper.


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[Hawkizefan]

What do you call afternoon tea? Similar to brunch at 3pm?

Happy hour???

 

[Hawkizefan]

Oh. Fucking diabetics

Maybe sugar free brownies

And lactose free. But not soy because allergies

Fucking diabetics..
shoot them..

 

[Hawkizefan]

Somebody should check the grannybears wing at Dirty Betty’s and see if she’s ok. Probably having tea.

 

[DogMan]

Somebody should check the grannybears wing at Dirty Betty’s and see if she’s ok. Probably having tea.

She might be jet-setting in high flying little league circles with Cody. Private jet to the family yacht in the Bahamas

 

[DogMan]

Fucking diabetics..
shoot them..

Doing prosciutto rock melon. She has a big day ahead. I don’t want her sugars spiking too much

Not a very exciting dessert

 

[Merbear]

and covid really is exhausted disease

i fell asleep, face down in rhonda's cleavage at dirty betty's. Woke up with the imprint of 2 bewbs on my face

Pics are didn’t happen!