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keithu2

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You are guru Bruce

You are guru birthday boy !
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DogMan

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Good night, knuckles

Warming up here

I was listening to a cricket chirping in my yard

I was thinking of what a happy sound it is

Then, knuckles, I thought how it's probably a mating call. And the poor bastard had been chirping into the ether for 3 hours or so. So he was probably miserable
 

Hawkizefan

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where/what/who is illinois?

fuck nebraska
Where…directly east of Iowa. Nebraska directly to the west. Like the song says..clowns to the left of me jokers to the right.
what…that’s a mystery.
who..the fighting Illini (Ill-lie-nie) whatever an Illini is.
as long as you know who to root for. Iowa lost their best player to injury yesterday so now we are the blind and battered squirrels.
 

Hawkizefan

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Good night, knuckles

Warming up here

I was listening to a cricket chirping in my yard

I was thinking of what a happy sound it is

Then, knuckles, I thought how it's probably a mating call. And the poor bastard had been chirping into the ether for 3 hours or so. So he was probably miserable
3 hours of mating chirping is a drop in the bucket…
just saying
 

DogMan

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Where…directly east of Iowa. Nebraska directly to the west. Like the song says..clowns to the left of me jokers to the right.
what…that’s a mystery.
who..the fighting Illini (Ill-lie-nie) whatever an Illini is.
as long as you know who to root for. Iowa lost their best player to injury yesterday so now we are the blind and battered squirrels.
Illinois sound shit

Fuck em

Bastards
 

Merbear

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Where…directly east of Iowa. Nebraska directly to the west. Like the song says..clowns to the left of me jokers to the right.
what…that’s a mystery.
who..the fighting Illini (Ill-lie-nie) whatever an Illini is.
as long as you know who to root for. Iowa lost their best player to injury yesterday so now we are the blind and battered squirrels.
Beer battered?
 

gopher_byrd

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Lol….the BATTERED BLINDSQUIRRELS came from behind and stole a win from the stupid Illinois team.
The BLINDSQUIRRELS win the big10 west and earn the right to go to Indianapolis to get gang raped by the big10 east champion.

Fuck Nebraska….we play them Friday.
Yay Battered Blind Squirrels!
Fuck Nebraska goes without saying, but I will say it anyway. Fuck Nebraska!
 

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