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gopher_byrd

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i tried to take a short cut over a fallen fence yesterday

i had thought "yup. a young whipper snapper like me'll clear that no wuckin forries"

i falled

i ache
This ^^^
Lie to me.
Make shit up.
Spin a tale of unique and brazen debauchery.
Is not this ^^^

Try again...
 

Hawkizefan

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:sneaka:

but not until my back heals

hooshmakoondie might prove too difficult in this state

Effort doggie.
You are the youngest you’ll ever be right now.
I’d say “suck it up” but then you would say that’s what she said…..and she did but that doesn’t help us right now.

Currently 100 degrees FARENHEIGHT right now….more to come today and even hotter tomorrow. Going to dig out my really skimpy mowing thong tomorrow.
 

DogMan

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Effort doggie.
You are the youngest you’ll ever be right now.
I’d say “suck it up” but then you would say that’s what she said…..and she did but that doesn’t help us right now.

Currently 100 degrees FARENHEIGHT right now….more to come today and even hotter tomorrow. Going to dig out my really skimpy mowing thong tomorrow.
That's what she said

And if it is 100 degrees, you'd pretty much hope that it's not Celsius
 

keithu2

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We all know our purpose in life is to keep Hawkie entertained. This will be extra hard when he retires. We will have to up our games...

We can start with sending wild flower seeds, cuttings and whatever flora we have around to spread in his yard. And a few nickels and dimes to add some bling.
He’ll love it.


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Merbear

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No solid food and no vaping for 24 hours

The actual procedure seemed to only take about 30 seconds. But high drama preparation

The hand wash was upgraded to about 5 minutes. They wrapped me up in a sticky thing

I had to bite down on gauze for half an hour afterwards

I could tell by both of their looks that the dentist blamed Huddy and her technician blamed the dodgers
Hugs for you, notwithstanding Huddy and dodgers. Always wanted to type notwithstanding 🤣🤣🤣
 

DogMan

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2nd
 

DogMan

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okay

imagine, if you will, one of those BIG games

those times your team made a playoff, and seemed to be chasing by 1 point down the whole game

THAT was granny in wordl today

that one stubborn letter. It was rigged
 

Merbear

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They have dispensaries there and in Washington.
My grandson is somewhere outside Portland for a skate/snowboard camp?


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They have dispensaries there and in Washington.
My grandson is somewhere outside Portland for a skate/snowboard camp?


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Mt Hood is close I think. My niece trained there with junior Olympics for skiing.
 

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