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Triphobia...fear of the number 3...I'm one of the weirdo's that has it, and if you would like to know why you'll have to pop on over to my house as I tend to drone on a bit and it far exceeds the character limit on this site, find it here...

I love animals....let's just put that out there....not in a sexy way you understand, that'd be a whooole different blog on a verrry different website...but on a whole, me and animals get along very well....which leads me to some mixed thoughts when I see something wrapped in a dead animal purely...

Do you believe in Unicorns? When asked the above question...most of us would reply "No....don't be a cockwomble"...(except my Mrs actually...the things she believes in are actually astounding.....and worrying)...but one man, well.....he had a different answer.... "No......but I can make one"...

Pretty much sums up the general reaction from the vaping community with regards to what I was given for review last week, I was sceptical to say the least, for me...I thought I had already found my 'best' RTA with the Ammit dual....but this new kid in school has caused quite the stir....even has...

Howdy doody my lovely little fluffy cloud bears, back again with some more crap....figuratively speaking of course, For today I bring you something rather bloody interesting, from a company who's name is.....hmm......how can I put this.... Yes....there......is....you may as well just call...

Over confidence.....the kind that makes your skin not only crawl...but suddenly fall from your bones like a slow cooked spare rib, saying you're the best at whatever it is you do before you even do it in my opinion is a quality only seen in the Kanye's of this world.....I mean there's only one...

"Please be good please be good please good please be good" (tares open the courier bag like a 4 year old unwrapping their birthday present)......This was me last week when 'that' vape mail arrived.....despite the run of amazing products I have had to review lately this I was looking forward to...

Ammit - A female demon in ancient Egyptian religion with a body that was part Lion, Hippopotamus and crocodile, —the three largest "man-eating" animals known to ancient Egyptians......(I call her the Ex Wife) Sound and look familiar? ....You may remember I reviewed this beast last year , one...

Being of a 'vertically challenged' stature myself I feel an almost brotherly bond to anything that has an attitude that far out weighs it's size..."ooft...small man syndrome" has been muttered in the background on more than one occasion in the past by lookers on as I punch the shit out of a...

"Hmmmm" You simply just gotta love the way the Chinese do business, there's no honour, no morals.....no Patents either by all accounts... an almost 'tongue in cheek' strategy that creates the above reaction every time I check out a suppliers stock and see the word 'Styled'....or '1:1' ....Don't...

It seems like almost a lifetime ago that I won the Pharaoh RDTA in a competition on ELR.....(it was 6 months ago you drama queen)....and was given the immortal words..."Can you write a review on your prize for us"....... 'Erm........OK...?' I told the Mrs....'hey....they want me to right a...

In retrospect....I think my reaction may of been a tad over zealous when my supplier agreed to send me my next item for review, Don't get me wrong...as a reviewer you get what you're given depending on what kind of relationship you have with your supplier....but every now and then...you can give...

I'm just gonna put this out there.....I have never been a fan of the label 'e-cigarette' For someone as deep in the rabbit hole as myself then words like 'smoke'....'cigarette'.....'cig'.....are words of blasphemy, anything that links what we do now with what the vast majority of us did back...

Some say......her last husband left her because he just couldn't look her in the eye as he was too scared of being taken for granite.... That's it...that's all I've got....one shit dad joke.....I like to start my reviews with at least a witty story, a play on words perhaps....but no, not even...

That's right people, finally I am going to make good on the promise that I have been making for the last week, CAN I GET A WOOP WOOP! TUT.......what if I told you I am going to give you $100 to spend at Gearbest on whatever the hell you like...... Close enough.......a bit more enthusiasm...

As a wise man once said to me on a forum many moons ago...."If your gonna drip...learn to make your own juice or you're gonna be poor" ....I wish I could find that man and shake him firmly by the hand, best advice ever....well...almost best...."Don't do that in public" was the best...but it's a...

It would appear.....that those Churlish Chinese Chaps & Chappettes from the Cheap deal Champions Gearbest have been Cheating on us.....I for one am positively Cheerless. Whilst Checking the ever Changing price Chopping Chart that Gearbest have Chosen me to Check over I damned near Choked on...

So......what do you call a guy that used to love tractors..? an Ex-tractor Fan..... see....he used to like tractors......so now he's an ex-tract.......it's a review about an.......(sigh).....only one time ever i'm gonna be able to use that joke.........(edit - shouldn't be ever)...

You'll have to forgive me on this one I'm afraid, I'm at a bit of a loss as to where to put it on the forum...it's a review...of a deal......?? so if its in the wrong place then please feel free to let me know where to put it :) Anyway..... So apparently I don't just do reviews anymore, It...

Everyone remembers their first, I certainly do....she was a short slim simple little thing with dark skin and one blue eye......always willing to work, rarely needed any kind of attention other than the odd caress of her fun button and in return she would always put out just enough....not too...

Framed, Stapled, Twisted, Clapton, Spaced, Alien, Helix, Corrugated, Mohawk, Fused, Stacked, Ribbon, Stainless Steel, Kanthal, Titanium, Ni-chrome.....I could literally be here all day listing words that to the unknowing would be exactly that...just words...but to those who 'build' ....or even...

If you ever swam with dolphins, or even merely petted one, you will understand the joy they can bring to a person, their intelligent playful nature is capable of bringing a heartwarming inner glow to the hardest of characters...not me...I'm a big girl, when I petted a dolphin I grew pigtails...

'You can't pick your family' Although I am sure there are those amongst us that sometime wish we could, Jerry Springer made us aware of them.....Jeremy Kyle seeks them out for 'entertainment' value.....The kind of family members that didn't so much 'fall far from the tree'....but just kind of...

'Easily distracted by shiny objects' .... This could of been the title of almost all my school reports back in the day, although it didn't really stop at shiny objects to be fair, I'm pretty sure when my 'top heavy' history teacher wrote that comment in my report she was being 'polite' for my...

"IT NEED'S TO DO MORE STUFF!" screamed the head of R&D over at the Joyetech Asylum... "how do you mean?..." whispered the by now terrified electrical engineer from under his desk... "NEVER MIND WHAT I MEAN!...STICK A FOOD BLENDER ON IT!.....AND A BLOW TORCH!.....AND A DVD PLAYER!......AND I...

Short, Fat and Hyper...three words that are very close to my heart...in fact if you met anyone that knew me as a kid and you asked .."you knew Pugs?"...they'd reply "oh sure...you mean short fat and hyper?"..... Hello once again my chunky plume chucking chipmunks, back once again with some...

Praxis, A word synonymous with Vaping....even if you don't know what it means you more than likely do it every time you sit down to build your latest double helix staple triple twist braided apocalypse motherfucker coil for the five hundredth finger shredding time.. Praxis (Ancient Greek...

If you're a man....like me....(debatable - Mrs Pugs) ..then you might of come across a somewhat embarrassing situation from time to time when it comes to being a portable Vaper who doesn't particularly want to carry a 'handbag' .....What we have are our pockets, and what we put in our pockets...

If you're the kind of Vaper who dived head first into the rabbit hole long ago and suffers from shiny syndrome so badly that they have bought more Vape gear than they will ever be able to use or need, then you will know full well the feeling you get when you think you are all set....you think...

It must be 5.....maybe 6 months since I first saw a picture of this mod somewhere, an instant pole position at the top of my wanted list just based on the looks alone, I was using my H-priv daily at that point until it's untimely death after a few short months, but even that did not deter...

“he did what he did for the sake of the betterment of mankind and wanted to give people an opportunity to have a better quality of life" This Man Could very well have given birth to vaping, should he of been around in our time that is, his beliefs and ideology back then were more than well...

Seriously....who the fuck comes up with the names for these Mods...... A mythological all powerful being who's sole purpose is to hunt down and kill evil Witches ....."ooh that reminds me of a 75w box mod all in one kit used for vaping....." said the head of marketing as they waved farewell to...

You would of had to of literally been on another planet lately to miss the hype and popularity of Smok's contender for vape device of the year, every one was after one, most vapers got one, I wanted one... I could feel the sinister grin of the thing, goading me, enticing me, mocking me for...

Trees, who doesn't love trees....we love em so much we kill millions of em at a rate that would suggest we can't stand the bastards, in fact....they get a pretty bum deal most of the time.... Sometimes they fight back... Occasionally however they are loved by the kind of people that see the...

"Ammit".... "devourer"....."soul-eater", A female demon in ancient Egyptian religion with the head of a crocodile, The mane of a lion, and the arse of a hippo. I'm not 100% sure, but there's a pretty good chance I used to be married to it... Welcome once again my Nubian's to yet another...

And a very forthcoming and quite frankly frivolous welcome to you my cloud billowing mentalists on this oddly bizarre occasion when I take on the arduous task of reviewing something that at first glance can only conjure up the following reaction ...... "What the actual fuck...??" And...

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to" And so my fellow flying Cloud monkey's, Here I am , right on cue, with another freshly concocted potion full of spell binding nonsenesicles and half baked narratives in the guise of yet another magical mystery...

An odd title you might think, trust me when I say that it probably won't become any clearer.... Hey Troopers, back to the front line with another pile of word poo for your entertainment and all being well you may very well come away from it with a smidge more knowledge about the Innovative Ijoy...

And a happy evening to all my fantabulous vaping family, much loves being thrown with utter abandonment in your general direction at an almost flippant level. And to all the vapers that took the time to check out my ridiculous review site Steampugs Reviews (of which there appears to be...