Alternate Universe

[Fishee]

Music that makes my Fishee heart feel warm and cuddly.
Any one feel like cuddling with me?

 

[m3rma1d]

I'll snuggle if we can nix that music.

Anything to turn that shit off!

 

[Huckleberried]

That was sad.
I bought the first album when it came out. I was 16 and it was pretty awesome. I played that cd a million times.
But never really cared for any of the stuff they put out after their first album.
But this was just pathetic.

He looks like he ate Mr Jones and sounds like he took up smoking. Wow.

 

[Fishee]

I'll snuggle if we can nix that music.

Anything to turn that shit off!

I will never listen to that bullshit of an excuse for music again.
Now get over here and snuggle up to a real merman.

 

[Fishee]

Any Lady Gaga fans in the house?
Yeah, me neither


I would LOVE to snuggle up next to Yolandi Visser.

 

[Huckleberried]

Ugh.... it's that time. Gotta go prepare the lunches, get ready for work, then drive to hell. Fishee, if you moved here, we're ALWAYS hiring. Because everyone quits (seriously). I get paid to be part of an exhausting, hellish nightmare everyday with bosses that are complete idiots and have no fucking clue how to run a place. Aren't you just dying to do that?

 

[ghost62]

First time on tapatalk dunno what I'm doin

Uninstalled.
Quickly.

 

[Ace]

Yup. You definitely work in my company's corporate offices.

Ugh.... it's that time. Gotta go prepare the lunches, get ready for work, then drive to hell. Fishee, if you moved here, we're ALWAYS hiring. Because everyone quits (seriously). I get paid to be part of an exhausting, hellish nightmare everyday with bosses that are complete idiots and have no fucking clue how to run a place. Aren't you just dying to do that?

 

[Fishee]

Ugh.... it's that time. Gotta go prepare the lunches, get ready for work, then drive to hell. Fishee, if you moved here, we're ALWAYS hiring. Because everyone quits (seriously). I get paid to be part of an exhausting, hellish nightmare everyday with bosses that are complete idiots and have no fucking clue how to run a place. Aren't you just dying to do that?

I would if I could. But unfortunately parole is keeping in here. They really like me and don't want to lose me. I do thank you for the invite though.
Hope you have as good a day as possible Huckleberried.

 

[ghost62]

Counting Crows came outta hiding to promote their new album and do a song on the Today Show this morning. If the performance was any indication of what the new album sounds like, they need to go back into hiding. Or just fire Adam Duritz. Or tell him not to get so drunk in the morning. Holy shit. My ears are bleeding.

Think I'm exaggerating? Listen: http://www.today.com/entertainment/counting-crows-perform-mr-jones-today-plaza-1D80117518

"Oh look at me, I'm gonna sing Mr Jones' all off-key and to a different beat than the music, because it was our biggest hit and I need to spin it differently to make everyone hate it because that's all they remember us for... I'm suuuuchhhh a rock star, maaaaaaaan."

I wish they'd kept in the parts where he was being a total sarcastic douchebag to Matt Lauer during the obligatory Q&A session.

Wow. That was bad.
My first car was a 1979 Ford Pinto. I bought it from my neighbor for 50.00 because it had been hit in the passenger side rear quarter panel, the drum brakes rattled and screeched.
Still, the car sounded better than that...

 

[ghost62]

Wow. That was bad.
My first car was a 1979 Ford Pinto. I bought it from my neighbor for 50.00 because it had been hit in the passenger side rear quarter panel, the drum brakes rattled and screeched.
Still, the car sounded better than that...

And looked better.

 

[vapin Grampa]

Counting Crows came outta hiding to promote their new album and do a song on the Today Show this morning. If the performance was any indication of what the new album sounds like, they need to go back into hiding. Or just fire Adam Duritz. Or tell him not to get so drunk in the morning. Holy shit. My ears are bleeding
Think I'm exaggerating? Listen: http://www.today.com/entertainment/counting-crows-perform-mr-jones-today-plaza-1D80117518

"Oh look at me, I'm gonna sing Mr Jones' all off-key and to a different beat than the music, because it was our biggest hit and I need to spin it differently to make everyone hate it because that's all they remember us for... I'm suuuuchhhh a rock star, maaaaaaaan."

I wish they'd kept in the parts where he was being a total sarcastic douchebag to Matt Lauer during the obligatory Q&A session.

Asking folks to listen to this is like saying...
This milk smells funny... Taste it.

 

[m3rma1d]

Asking folks to listen to this is like saying...
This milk smells funny... Taste it.

HAHAHAHAHA that's exactly what my friend said to me when I posted it on facebook!!!!!!

He wrote:
"Also, taste this Milk, Ann-Marie thinks it might be spoiled."

LOL

 

[vapin Grampa]

Heheheh my fat fingers was trying to say milk but it came out all funky... Damn fat fingers.

 

[m3rma1d]

Heheheh my fat fingers was trying to say milk but it came out all funky... Damn fat fingers.

I fixed

 

[CaFF]

Any Lady Gaga fans in the house?
Yeah, me neither


I would LOVE to snuggle up next to Yolandi Visser.

 

[Hobby Kid]

Wow. That was bad.
My first car was a 1979 Ford Pinto. I bought it from my neighbor for 50.00 because it had been hit in the passenger side rear quarter panel, the drum brakes rattled and screeched.
Still, the car sounded better than that...

The Pinto had a design flaw which could kill the driver under certain conditions. The company had to make a decision on what the cost would be to recalling the cars, redesigning and rectifying the flaw, and the cost of letting it continue in production as it was and the cost of being sued over the deaths. That's what they call business ethics!! No points for guessing which decision they chose..

 

[glassgrl]

@glassgrl
have you had any spotted dick yet?

All the spotted dick stores were closed yesterday. How about you? Did you get you some groaty dick?

 

[Hobby Kid]

All the spotted dick stores were closed yesterday. How about you? Did you get you some groaty dick?

lol nah. But I did have oatmeal for brekkie

 

[glassgrl]

I wake up to skunk, chicken ass and shit? Well good morning to y'all, too. Wait... CaFF lost a kidney? wtf?

Don't forget the spotted dick. It's important.

 

[Hobby Kid]

Don't forget the spotted dick. It's important.

I'm sure it is tbh I steer clear of refined sugar.. might as well snort coke

 

[CaFF]

All the spotted dick stores were closed yesterday. How about you? Did you get you some groaty dick?

Did you try here?

 

[ghost62]

The Pinto had a design flaw which could kill the driver under certain conditions. The company had to make a decision on what the cost would be to recalling the cars, redesigning and rectifying the flaw, and the cost of letting it continue in production as it was and the cost of being sued over the deaths. That's what they call business ethics!! No points for guessing which decision they chose..

Yup. Rear end collisions could rupture the fuel tank.
I painted a big red target on mine

 

[Ace]

The other design flaw of the pinto was that it was repellent to females. If you drove 1 you didn't get none.
except for my pinto wagon. That was a bad ass car.

 

[Hobby Kid]

Yup. Rear end collisions could rupture the fuel tank.
I painted a big red target on mine

It that what it was? We had it amongst others as a case study but I couldn't remember what it was.

 

[CaFF]

fukkin dupe post

 

[glassgrl]

My mom had one of those exploding Pintos. Thankfully it self destructed first. Total POS. Then she bought a FIAT. *shakes head*

 

[CaFF]

Heh, my uncle had one back then...he did something like this with it.
350ci in a Pinto is insane.

BTW, That there was incredibly stupid with the dog around....

 

[glassgrl]

Heh, my uncle had one back then...he did something like this with it.

WTF! I cringed. My dog wouldn't do some redneck shit like that.

 

[kelli]

ya think google reads your email? damn right they do. i got a notification with fishee's skunk story, and the following ad was on my gmail page:

Dog Got Skunked? - www.skunkmasters.com - We will come to your home now! On Demand Relief 24/7

ffs.

 

[cherrycakes]

Ugh.... it's that time. Gotta go prepare the lunches, get ready for work, then drive to hell. Fishee, if you moved here, we're ALWAYS hiring. Because everyone quits (seriously). I get paid to be part of an exhausting, hellish nightmare everyday with bosses that are complete idiots and have no fucking clue how to run a place. Aren't you just dying to do that?

Sounds like my job

 

[kelli]

one of the things that really bugs me is when singers intentionally lag a phrase or two behind the music. they think it's so cool and all, but i am here to tell them....it's not!!!!!

 

[Hobby Kid]

Heh, my uncle had one back then...he did something like this with it.
350ci in a Pinto is insane.

BTW, That there was incredibly stupid with the dog around....

Some smart wheels on that.
Tie that fuckin dog to a tree man!

 

[CaFF]

one of the things that really bugs me is when singers intentionally lag a phrase or two behind the music. they think it's so cool and all, but i am here to tell them....it's not!!!!!

That's called bad lip-syncing. ;-)

 

[Hobby Kid]

one of the things that really bugs me is when singers intentionally lag a phrase or two behind the music. they think it's so cool and all, but i am here to tell them....it's not!!!!!

Can you give us an example pls? Sing a few lines

 

[kelli]

Can you give us an example pls? Sing a few lines

you really want ann marie's ears to bleed, don't ya?

 

[CaFF]

ya think google reads your email? damn right they do. i got a notification with fishee's skunk story, and the following ad was on my gmail page:

Dog Got Skunked? - www.skunkmasters.com - We will come to your home now! On Demand Relief 24/7

ffs.

Cookies, you have them.

This site, like most, uses Google Analytics and will set a cookie for tracking. Obviously, if it's still in place when you hit Gmail, you'll get targeted ads based on where you've been.

 

[kelli]

Cookies, you have them.

This site, like most, uses Google Analytics and will set a cookie for tracking. Obviously, if it's still in place when you hit Gmail, you'll get targeted ads.

i do have my "do not track me" thingie checked, but it obviously doesn't work.

 

[CaFF]

i do have my "do not track me" thingie checked, but it obviously doesn't work.

That is for geolocation information, not cookies or web beacons.

 

[kelli]

went to the eye doc this morning. i am still dilated so everything is kinda fuzzy.

 

[kelli]

That is for geolocation information, not cookies or web beacons.

oh. well guess i'll just have to accept being stalked by the google monster.

 

[CaFF]

went to the eye doc this morning. i am still dilated so everything is kinda fuzzy.

Ya, i hate that too...like my eyes aren't bad enough...lol

 

[Hobby Kid]

oh. well guess i'll just have to accept being stalked by the google monster.

Don't use gmail then

 

[kelli]

Don't use gmail then

well i used to use yahoo but it sucked....always down and shit. and do you realize what a PITA it is to change email?

 

[Ace]

Mmm. Cookies.

 

[vapin Grampa]

The Pinto had a design flaw which could kill the driver under certain conditions. The company had to make a decision on what the cost would be to recalling the cars, redesigning and rectifying the flaw, and the cost of letting it continue in production as it was and the cost of being sued over the deaths. That's what they call business ethics!! No points for guessing which decision they chose..

I had a coupe of pintos
First one was the explosive one. Seemed the bumper braces would poke a hole in the gas tank if hit in the rear.... Not bad enough? Seems the wiring for the tail lights was between bumper brace and fuel tank.......

 

[kelli]

I had a coupe of pintos
First one was the explosive one. Seemed the bumper braces would poke a hole in the gas tank if hit in the rear.... Not bad enough? Seems the wiring for the tail lights was between bumper brace and fuel tank.......

sounds like i designed the stupid thing.

 

[m3rma1d]

went to the eye doc this morning. i am still dilated so everything is kinda fuzzy.

 

[CaFF]

My breakfast scramble for today and later.
A bit on the quick 'n dirty side, but it all tastes just fine anyways.

 

[vapin Grampa]

oh. well guess i'll just have to accept being stalked by the google monster.

That's better than being stalked by a googling monster...