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muth

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i think we are all beautiful the way we are.
and this is fishee
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kelli

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kelli ,beauty is in the eye of the beholder,all I know about your looks is what I have seen you post on here,and you are beautiful,,,,but as I was saying its in the beholder,beauty is not only about looks its about the person,and with that said .you are beautiful

you just made me cry a little bit.
 

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I am thinking I hope not Fishee because then I am worried the fox is really not interested in the chicken at all and maybe he has an eye on next dinner dried up mermaid walking around :) oooo
don't forget my post about things that bite.
If that fox is ballsy enough to try taking a bite of my fish filet then he better be ready for me to take a bite out of him too.

Besides, I'm still young and tender. Still not fish jerky quite yet.
 

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When you say "clicking on" his posts, what do you mean?

in my alerts list. turned out it was just one. all subsequent ones were ok.

nice to see you, dear. time for bed here. sweet dreams everyone.
 

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i am not stuck at work physically, but doing some catch up work at home. my bosses have made it clear that i am only in the office 35 hours per week with paid lunch hour, so really only 30 hours. they told me they pay me for 40, so i owe them 10 hours per week, and if there is extra work, i should do it at home. so i do. begrudgingly.
And how many of those "paid lunch hour" working lunch hours?

And you are really only physically at work/lunch 8 total hours per day?
 

kelli

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And how many of those "paid lunch hour" working lunch hours?

And you are really only physically at work/lunch 8 total hours per day?

9-4, so 7 hours. ok buh byeeeeee
 

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Night all FINALLY done time to go make dinner kids are calling me mom when you be home I am starving, LOL there is a reason I taught them to cook lazy lil brats
So what does your husband do? We hear about all the stuff you do, but no offense... it seems like the other half may be more like the other 1/3rd... o_O
 

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don't forget my post about things that bite.
If that fox is ballsy enough to try taking a bite of my fish filet then he better be ready for me to take a bite out of him too.

Besides, I'm still young and tender. Still not fish jerky quite yet.

OK, but that's only if the fox bites you first, looking at that picture I am not so sure your teeth would hold up so well......
 

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i am not stuck at work physically, but doing some catch up work at home. my bosses have made it clear that i am only in the office 35 hours per week with paid lunch hour, so really only 30 hours. they told me they pay me for 40, so i owe them 10 hours per week, and if there is extra work, i should do it at home. so i do. begrudgingly.
Are you hourly or salary? hourly they have to actually pay per hour, even at home.. Salary, they cant dictate how long you are there as long as the work is done and deadlines met..
 

Fishee

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If you noticed that the first lady is wearing a candy bra then you're as fucked up as me.
If you went back to look to see if it really is a candy bra then you are as fucked up as me.
 

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If you noticed that the first lady is wearing a candy bra then you're as fucked up as me.
If you went back to look to see if it really is a candy bra then you are as fucked up as me.
All I know is that I thought enough time passed between dinner and now. Sadly, this isn't the case.
 

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Yes, the answer is an astonishing, disturbing hilarious YES!

Don't send us to bed with that image...gee wiz...I been bitten by a fish and I admit it freaked me out but the pain never actually came. I am going to go look at the fake boobs kelli posted, was much more pleasant :)
 

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He is a beaut! When I moved in to my neighborhood I kept seeing this dog from afar. Then one day we met him and my friend said, "That's a wolf". He was grandfathered in and allowed to live here (100% gray wolf). He was an old man by then but took a liking to our dog, Jazzy. She was Basset Hound/Terrier. He would come around our house with 'candy and flowers' for her and howl at 3am. The most beautiful sound I ever heard. When he passed away I cried like a baby.
Much as I like wolves... I don't love ANY dog noises at 3:00 AM... cats either...
 

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I suddenly have a craving for a real cigarette. i think i I think I might have to find a tabacco flavored juice for these times.

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I will not give in to the evil temptation of the stinkies!!!

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