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Fishee

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Dogs demand equal time

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Ok someone please stop me from gouging my eyes out!!! Why oh why did this very large woman wearing shorts have to stop RIGHT IN FRONT of me and bend over??? Really? I think im gonna be sick, did i mention the shorts were SHORT?
This wasn't at a Walmart was it?
 

Bitgod

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/me hums Short Shorts
 

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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Just sittin around watching football all day.
 

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I've been really good sticking to my calories the last couple weeks, having a cheat day only last Sat.
I decided today would make a good cheat day since it's a week later. Then I decided I was craving ribs. THEN I remembered I have a free rack coming to me from the best BBQ joint in my city. Hell yeah. I'm goin' shithouse on some ribs tonight. (and lunch tomorrow, since there will be a few leftover)
 

cherrycakes

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ok so vaping cinnamon custard at work and guy one says: it smells like the inside of a halloween mask (?)
and guy two says: it smells like chocolate.
 

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I've been really good sticking to my calories the last couple weeks, having a cheat day only last Sat.
I decided today would make a good cheat day since it's a week later. Then I decided I was craving ribs. THEN I remembered I have a free rack coming to me from the best BBQ joint in my city. Hell yeah. I'm goin' shithouse on some ribs tonight. (and lunch tomorrow, since there will be a few leftover)
ITT: M3rm has a saucy rack
 

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Then guy one says to guy two… Smells like yer sack… LOL

Sorry popped into my head..
 

Roger Schaeffer

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Faulty Towers Britain Best Sitcom ever-next to Seinfeld- Just check in to see if any Conformist was being posted. So I am outta cause I can't find anything and I wanted to degrade someone
 

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