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I have noticed that classical depictions of heros feature dimunutive penis. Depictions of gods and men of valour tend to focus more on the acts rather than the phallus. That being said, I believe that I was truly born into the wrong century. "Hung like a god" means wee in the troosers! I am not a bit more hopeful.And here we have another dick
Oh I love being less than average....it serves to keep my humble, and my expectations delightfully minimal.Bro, we were both born in the wrong century!
Either that, or I'm simply average
The humorous part is that I can declare to the lasses, "I am hung like a god!"....and be telling the truth! This of course in the end will draw great laughter from said lasses.....but it would be worth it.
ADDENDUM: Truth is, I would never do that! I would be more inclined to declare nothing, and make a hasty and ninja-esque escape.
ADDENDUM: Truth is, I would never do that! I would be more inclined to declare nothing, and make a hasty and ninja-esque escape.
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Yet some lesser gods are afflicted otherwise.
Hah, I was just ready to comment that depictions of gods and heroes in other and older cultures show otherwise. The statue of Neptune that Fishee posted is from the Renaissance Period, Italy, where the church would not allow large or full I am a spammer ban me to be painted, sculpted or carved into a work of art.
"It is not the size of the boat....nor is it the motion of the ocean. It is whether or not the captain remains in port long enough for all passengers to get off."I'm hung like a field mouse.
Even so, I still make a big boast of possessing the finesse and skill that it takes to make the ladies legs shake.
My boat aint a yacht but that little thing sure can ride the waves.
I'm an anomaly.
Again you have proven to be a phallic scholar.
My sexual prowess is comedic.I'm hung like a field mouse.
Even so, I still make a big boast of possessing the finesse and skill that it takes to make the ladies legs shake.
My boat aint a yacht but that little thing sure can ride the waves.
I'm an anomaly.
Yup. When they started unearthing all those Priapus statues lining the streets of Pomeii they were quickly hidden away. Still shamed by them Romans 1800 years later.
I read it somewhere....seemed to be humorous enough to remember.
It's a keeper.
April 6th is my 2-year birthday. Sober, that is.
Congratulations!April 6th is my 2-year birthday. Sober, that is.
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I amcelibacy as an achievement ... speak for yourself
Thanks. And to you too!
Thanks.
Bye love.
Ok Here's SB waiting for her Apt
Here we are going across the lake on the Ferry to VT, some ice still to plow through
Open water here, meeting the other ferry going the other way
They are going to have to go back in and remove more of SB's mass by her cheek under her eye, then are taking a bone scraping to test for cancer, a long slow process, She also has a torn knee tendon which they may or may not repair at that time.
Here we are going across the lake on the Ferry to VT, some ice still to plow through
Open water here, meeting the other ferry going the other way
They are going to have to go back in and remove more of SB's mass by her cheek under her eye, then are taking a bone scraping to test for cancer, a long slow process, She also has a torn knee tendon which they may or may not repair at that time.
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Poor girl..
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was gonna say that, but you saved me the trouble.And here we have another dick
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Ok Here's SB waiting for her Apt
Here we are going across the lake on the Ferry to VT, some ice still to plow through
Open water here, meeting the other ferry going the other way
They are going to have to go back in and remove more of SB's mass by her cheek under her eye, then are taking a bone scraping to test for cancer, a long slow process, She also has a torn knee tendon which they may or may not repair at that time.
she looks so brave. best wishes to the sweetie.
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so that means i am a simpleton imbecile.
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you're still weird, and we won't let you forget that
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I didn't say you weren't weird.
you're still weird, and we won't let you forget that
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For our generation, that was one of the hottest women on TV. Used to watch her corny B movies every week.
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