Funny Story...
Yesterday was our anniversary... Wife had to work, then had plans with good family friends of ours which in Filipino tradition we call "Ate" and "Kuya" Female/Male titles if you will.
Anyway she went out with Ellen to watch a Pinoy movie at the theater as they often do... she comes home late, I am already asleep.
Anyway this morning, I wake, make the coffee as usual (wife can burn water) give it to her with a small anniversary gift (gift card to Sephora) and she goes... what's this for?
I said, well for that you get to walk the dogs lady...pfft.
Mind you its not our wedding Anniversary, but the day we first started dating years ago... wedding date was actually last month... but I digress, we don't do our wedding date, but always celebrate our date...date.
She realizes and said, why I didn't say anything...
I told her, how can I say no to what you want on our Anniversary, regardless if you forgot it
Twist the guilt knife a little... She says, "Honey we do whatever you want today" I twisted the knife again... well you have 364 days to plan for next year
She's out on a long walk with the dogs while I order some odd gauge wire from Kidney Puncher since they have a 30% off sale