yomajesty
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South Park's American-Canadian War may be fictional, but Canadians have feared a US invasion over clean water for decades. I think that's a great idea, and I am your King after all. Their Communist leaders don't need to hog the good water. They have maple syrup and some pretty fine whiskey, which are the notable staples in the Bobblehead Blood ejuice recipe below.
Bobblehead Blood ejuice will possess you with a fighting spirit that even the most bloodthirsty will envy. Its most prominent ingredient is maple syrup, a Canadian staple. #2 is Whiskey. You'll also notice some pastry notes that simulate the real aroma that engulfs you with ecstatic - almost sexual - pleasure a few moments after you blow up a Tim Horton's store with your American-made rocket launcher.
"You will eat the flesh of mighty men and vape the blood of the princes of the Earth as if they were rams and lambs, goats and bulls – all of them fattened animals from Bashan. And ye shall eat fat till ye be full, and vape the blood of thy enemies till ye be satiated, of ray sacrifice which I have sacrificed for you." - Ezekiel 39:18
Brought to you by your favorite mad scientist, Dr. Yo Majesty MSD xxx. This vape juice is best kept in a human skull. You may cover it with cellophane if desired. All juices are designed in a certified mad science facility.
Just make yourself a bottle. Not only for yerself, but fer 'Murica.
Bobblehead Blood DIY Ejuice Recipe:
70% Nicotine/PG/VG Base
10% FA Maple Syrup
3.3% Sucralose Sweetener
3.3% TFA Kentucky Bourbon (or better yet, Canadian whiskey concentrate if you can find it)
1.7% TFA Cheesecake (Graham Crust)
1.7% INW Yes, We Cheesecake
3.3% CAP Sweet Cream
3.3% CAP Vanilla Custard
3.3% CAP Butter Cream
Bobblehead Blood ejuice will possess you with a fighting spirit that even the most bloodthirsty will envy. Its most prominent ingredient is maple syrup, a Canadian staple. #2 is Whiskey. You'll also notice some pastry notes that simulate the real aroma that engulfs you with ecstatic - almost sexual - pleasure a few moments after you blow up a Tim Horton's store with your American-made rocket launcher.
"You will eat the flesh of mighty men and vape the blood of the princes of the Earth as if they were rams and lambs, goats and bulls – all of them fattened animals from Bashan. And ye shall eat fat till ye be full, and vape the blood of thy enemies till ye be satiated, of ray sacrifice which I have sacrificed for you." - Ezekiel 39:18
Brought to you by your favorite mad scientist, Dr. Yo Majesty MSD xxx. This vape juice is best kept in a human skull. You may cover it with cellophane if desired. All juices are designed in a certified mad science facility.
Just make yourself a bottle. Not only for yerself, but fer 'Murica.
Bobblehead Blood DIY Ejuice Recipe:
70% Nicotine/PG/VG Base
10% FA Maple Syrup
3.3% Sucralose Sweetener
3.3% TFA Kentucky Bourbon (or better yet, Canadian whiskey concentrate if you can find it)
1.7% TFA Cheesecake (Graham Crust)
1.7% INW Yes, We Cheesecake
3.3% CAP Sweet Cream
3.3% CAP Vanilla Custard
3.3% CAP Butter Cream
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