Thank you SO much for those screenshots!
That does look simple. I'll reserve my excitement for whenever I can finally get one and try it. IF it works. It looks like it shouldn't be hard for me, though. A lot of things that shouldn't be hard ARE hard for me, so that's why I'm sounding so reserved. But really, it does
look easy, at least for Wllmc.
So, I got my flavors yesterday (thank you again for the blazing fast service) AND the cap removal tool.
Let me start out by saying that I, personally, only tried it on one bottle. It got the cap off, but it took a long time, and was frankly no easier or faster than the paring knife method. For me, anyway. Then Rich wanted to try it, so I gave him another unopened bottle and the cap tool. He tried to use it like a bottle opener, and ended up spilling about a quarter of the 4 oz. bottle of banana flavoring all over me and the kitchen floor. Yes, he was holding the bottle flat on the counter with his other hand. These bottles are just not meant for old(er) hands. I'll try the thing on another few bottles, once I have the smell of banana out of my nose (a little is good, but there's a limit, LOL!). Maybe it will work better on future bottles, but Rich said he's never touching it again. He'll continue using a knife, which is infinitely more effective, and wastes much less flavoring.
It would work better if was longer, like if it had a handle (like a churchkey, remember those?). A longer handle would give more leverage and fine control. Or maybe people old enough to remember churchkeys are too old to be vaping and should just go mind their own business. Or maybe I just need to go buy a bunch of empty glass bottles, punch a hole in the bottom of the effing gorilla bottle (that should be interesting, too) and let it drain into the new bottles. Real bottles, with screw on caps that I can open without pain or fear of stabbing myself. Have I mentioned I HATE GORILLA BOTTLES? I can't remember...
That all sounds terrible, sorry. I was just SO hoping it would work. And, I forgot to see if I could get UPS shipping when I ordered, so I had to wait all day for FedEx to show up. They won't call, and they never show up at the same time. Sometimes it's morning, sometimes it's evening. But I have to watch the road and the gate so I can run out the instant they get here, or they'll leave. Yesterday, thank God, it was only 2:30 in the afternoon. The weather was nice (other than a bad wind), so I sat outside with the dogs and waited. Then when the driver finally got here, the dogs both wanted to go for a ride in the truck. You should have seen me, trying to walk back down the driveway to the house, box of flavors under one arm while dragging one dog in each hand (FedEx driver laughing at me). Luckily, Rich showed up just about then, so I handed off the box to him and continued dragging the dogs. It just wasn't a good day, and today I STILL smell banana! It's like permanent marker, it just won't DIE. Couldn't I have given him the vanilla whipped cream to spill?
Actually, the banana is starting to smell like cinnamon. Maybe it's my brain, rebelling against any more banana.
(It's OK, you can laugh. Really.)