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Hi Everybody!!!

So I was looking through the different ideas everybody had given me on what kind of a contest we should run and one stood out that sounded like it would be a lot of fun!!! Thanks so much for the idea. This will be a running story contest. So I am sure you are wondering exactly what I mean. What will happen is I will start off the story with a couple of sentences and each post reply will be a continuation of that story. One to two sentences until we have come up with a completely brilliant and ridiculous story that we can all feel proud of!!! There will be a rule or two but don't worry those will be easy to follow :) So here goes nothing...

1. Write one or two sentences that will continue the story from previous posts.
2. You can post as many times as you want, however, you it has to be in conjunction with another members post. (no multiple posts in a row)
3. The content needs to be appealing to all individuals in the contest (no gross or lued statements (sorry))
4. Anybody can participate but only individuals living in the United States or with an APO or FPO military address can receive prizes (sorry)

So I am going to start out with the first few lines and we will see how this develops :)

Once upon a time...in a beautiful little town called Las Vegas there was a vape shop. But this wasn't your average vape shop. Not even a little bit........
 

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but since it was a few feet off the ground people had a hard time seeing it, they had to look up. And when they left they had to remember to jump back to the ground.
 

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With the help from the lady who was short.
 

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A hobbit you say? Well now that is just copyright infringement. If you plan on making a stairway to heaven. You may want to go there without any trouble...
 

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the workmen building the stairway to the vape store(aka the stairway to heaven) were worried about being attacked by ANTZ, so the vape store hired ninjas to protect the workers, since ninjas are good at stealth.
 

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But the rotten and sly ANTZ sent in the Sheriff and an underaged Elf..
 

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Classwife will get you and your little dog too! he said. And once she is done with you both........
 

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The flying monkeys will scoop you up and take you back to the vape shop in the sky
 

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Where you sadly stand in line only to be told that the Asolo mod that does TC with Kanthal........
 

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is just a story with no truth, but they keep saying pre-order and we give you good deal Joe.
 

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And once we get enough pre-orders, we will talk to our engineers and the Professional Man and add the GPS function that you all want as well as.........
 

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The newest step counter, so when u get lost in vapeland you can always find your way home

sent from the back of Otto's bus
 

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but don't worry, we will not wash our hands or our feet.
 

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Meanwhile, while the happy vapers were distracted by the asolo mod, the ANTZ army was forming down the street.
 

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But the ANTZ army knew they had no bullets, they would have to shoot blanks and hope people believed their lies and fall when they heard the words "Bang"
 

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Phil Busardo showed up with his Legal Vape 2000 , filled it with..............
 

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As everyone fell a sleep during the review ,santa snuck in the shop and filled a bottle full of his candy cane juice.
 

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But Santa's wife took bottle of Santa's juice and told the reindeer to fly back to the north pole because Santa would not be coming home anymore.
 

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Santa had finally heard enough about the lies and outrageous prices of Five Pawns premium eliquid that he forgot to secure his stash of Candy Cane juice and so left it exposed to the grubby fingers of his jealous wife who sold the contents to Suicide Bunny who then cloned Santa's Candy Cane Juice and made a profit that forever changed the attitude of gratitude and the heart of giving. It even affected the ANTZ army who now took to the task of harassing the lives of Five Pawns and their kind.
 

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But when Cloud9 had the Suicide Bunny clone tested they found that the liquid was mildly............
 

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dosed with DA,AP and acetoin. Being the dutiful vape shop they are, cloud9 quickly dusted the bottle for fingerprints and found the latent prints of....
 

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Bill Cosby who had last been seen near................
 

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With a butload of pudding and.....................
 

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Jell-O which is bill cosbys namesake. So with that said he formed an alliance with the ANTZ and is trying to bring down our community to gain back the respect of his recent scandals.
 

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However, the ANTZ after trying something totally foreign to them, actual research, quickly learned of his checkered past and promptly dissolved the alliance.
 

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So they went looking for a well known, but not very smart person that would buy into their BS and...............
 

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they found a "professional man" with dirty hands, who was happy to say anything for money, but the people were.....
 

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absolutely mortified by the stench of the crab E-Liquid he had been vaping and spilling all over himself so they took him to...............
 

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They discovered he was Grace Chen in disguise so they called......................
 

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Satan, and told him that one of his crew had escaped and was..............
 

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trying to scam innocent vapers by...................
 

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selling them magic unicorn seeds. But Jack planted them and climbed the giant unicorn stock and got up the vape store in the cloud that had the chicken that shit golden turds.
 

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Then PITA got involved because they thought that the chicken had diarrhea and
 

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Lady Gaga came out with a chicken fecal dress that caused an uproar with everyone so....
 

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They ran her out of town
 

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they chopped down the unicorn stock and the chicken and Jack fell down and broke his crown, but don't worry because.......
 

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the chicken still had its pecker attached to its face so it...............
 

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seeing Bill Cosby driving away with Grace Chen..............
 

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in a flying car powered by........
 

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13,000 gerbils vaping....
 

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he vaped a pudding pop .........
 

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turned bright green and then grabbed.............
 

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Santa's wife. She turned to him and said.................
 

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Not before Dinner, a movie and a rufie Big Boy. He replied..............
 

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his big old chocolate "Pudding Pop", clicked his heels three times and................
 

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said, "We are not in Kanas anymore" so you will just have to...........
 

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pretend you are a member of the "Lollypop Guild" when I.......................
 

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