DIY Kit Giveaway...Story Contest (don't worry it's easy)

[RMarcusY]

drag you down the yellow brick road that goes to................

 

[CTFX]

Tim Curry walks out in drag and says...

 

[RMarcusY]

won't you come home Bill Bailey, won't come home, I been................

 

[UncleRJ]

And Bill's Jonesing for...........

 

[UncleRJ]

and then then to the door in the kitchen which leads to the garage where he grabs a................

 

[avaper2]

mop and a bucket full of cooking oil. The wheels were stuck

 

[Vaping_Vixen]

however after a swift kick they freed up, but then the lights

 

[UncleRJ]

in the garage came on while he was standing on his enchanted vintage skateboard that had really smelly grease dripping from the weels then he yelled............

 

[Vaping_Vixen]

a pirate accosted him, and told him he had a choice to make

 

[UncleRJ]

He had the choice of Walking the Plank or letting the ship's mascot, a very pregnant Aardvark (notice the two ARR'S) nest in his warm pants until she delivered the little AardVarks and then he could.....

 

[mink]

kill the white rabbit or walk the plank

 

[UncleRJ]

or accept the recently posted position as Subways new spokesperson which would pay.......

 

[mink]

peanuts. He sprang for the main mast and magically found he could fly but where to? He loved peanut butter and ......

 

[UncleRJ]

Banana sandwiches which he shared with the pregnant Aardvark nesting in his pants in hope........

 

[mink]

they'd be spread with marmalade and peanut butter with a few chocolate sprinkles to...........

 

[UncleRJ]

Give it all a crunch so the townsfolk on the shore could hear the pirates approaching and give them time to............

 

[mink]

call in the dragons to bring in the big hairy gorilla and get him back to the laboratory, making his incredible, world famous juice again but there weren't enough oysters so ........

 

[RMarcusY]

they used crabs, that they harvested from those little combs that came in the kit. The villagers were so .......

 

[mink]

ecstatic, they grabbed the baby aardvarks and a couple of passing anxious armadillos and cried, "Put on the billy. We'll make a lovely cup of tea", but ........

 

[RMarcusY]

The cops broke down the door and said...............

 

[mink]

"Don't we look pretty in our little ballet dresses. We thought that might interest you in buying tickets for the policeman's ball". The villagers, and their cups of tea looked surprised because the cops had put their fairy wings on upside down. They started to point and giggle when ......

 

[RMarcusY]

the cops started shooting, after 50 rounds were shot, no one was hit so the cops just flew away to the.............

 

[mink]

cloud and the wonderful, magical ejuice outlet. They were quite pleased with themselves because after the policemen had scared the aardvarks and the billy so badly, the villagers became apologetic for their rude behavioour and quickly bought 57 tickets for the cops' raffle. There was a sudden and turbulant gust of wind that ........

 

[UncleRJ]

Blew off William Shatner's bad toupe and he said............

 

[mink]

"My hair may be gone but babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell and they had not a hair or a hare not even a rabbit on their heads! He sneered and then ...........

 

[UncleRJ]

Revealed that it was not an ordinary hair piece but it was in fact a long dead "Tribble" that he stole from........

 

[mink]

the juice making gorilla. He snickered and then laughed with glee as he said, "That "Tribble" holds the secret to the magical juice and without it and without me, you are nothing..... nothing, I tell you.. zilch, zero, you're knackered!" Then with a terribe cackle he flew off on his broomstick followed by ..........

 

[ki4uwk]

A large trail of vape omg its smoke not vape....

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[mink]

found the stolen "Tribble" sitting on the bed waiting for him with a glass of wine and his slippers. Dinner was on the candlelit table. Putting on his vaping jacket, he growled, "I'm stinking of smoke. That lemon of a broomstick burned up on me". "Enchanting", purred the "Tribble", "Just divine" and then it asked, "Is that an aardvark in your pocket or .....

 

[nabibrian]

did you purchase another mod from one of those Vaping Conventions I keep hearing about? Listen, here is the deal...You are going to find the holy grail of "mods" and you are going to hold on to that mod and give up this quest for that unregulated 1337 watt box mod you keep ranting about during your DIY sessions in the early hours of the morning."

 

[mink]

"Whatever are you talking about "Tribble"?" asked Shat baby. "I'm not in the mood. Don't you know I'm still smoking? Can't you see? Look I'm on fire from that moronic, useless broomstick" he yelled, slapping out the flames, "and, well, yes! I am rather glad to see you", then he turned on his heel and left the room. "Ooh," sighed "The Tribble" leaning ......

 

[UncleRJ]

that there was strange woman hanging around the lobby selling black market..........

 

[RMarcusY]

temperature controlled mods that were cloned from the Chinese and built by people in Detroit. Only these TC mods were better because they never burned the cotton and you could use any kind of wire and wire size didn't matter. Ricky turned to Lucy and said....................

 

[UncleRJ]

You got some "Splaining to do"! Then Lucy started crying and said "Fred and Ethyl made me.................."

 

[RMarcusY]

vape all of your juice, so now you will have to go to the cloud vape shop and buy more of your babaloo brand juice in the bottle that looks like a.......................

 

[UncleRJ]

old beer can and smells like...................

 

[RMarcusY]

bongo drum. When Ricky got home Lucy had taken the battery out of her car, hooked them up to a dozen wire coat hangers in a gallon coffee can and the vape was so thick that Ricky almost........................

 

[CTFX]

Suffocated from all the plumage. it was as though Lucy herself was trying to kill him until Ricky......

 

[RMarcusY]

Ricky smiled and said what's that wonderful flavor we are vaping? It smell just like.......................

 

[CTFX]

Grapes pressed from Lucy's own feet! Lucy smiled back to Ricky and said....

 

[RMarcusY]

Ah, Ricky,,,, the power button stuck and I can't shut it down. I think Fred and Ethel are in the bedroom, I can't see them because......................

 

[CTFX]

All of these clouds are blocking my vision! Can you please open the garage so I can....

 

[UncleRJ]

find my secret stash of Rebel Yell E-liquids that where made by............

 

[RMarcusY]

Anti-freeze from the car that I took the battery out of. But the good news is.......................

 

[CTFX]

That the folks here at DIY extracted all of the bad ingredients out of it. So therefore no harm done. So with that said...

 

[UncleRJ]

it is still made by shirtless......................

 

[CTFX]

Dwarf - like strippers.....they are quite the rambunctious little guys who will go out of their way to....

 

[RMarcusY]

make sure they rinse the bathtub good before they change flavors for the next batch of.................

 

[UncleRJ]

Tainted..........

 

[RMarcusY]

smelly...............................