DIY Kit Giveaway...Story Contest (don't worry it's easy)

[mink]

over-inflated egos and wrinkley running noses.....

 

[itsmenotyou]

That they wipe with our hard earned moneys while making a joke out of us

 

[mink]

The slobbered and slavered while they sold knock-off handbags at exhorbitant prices to......

 

[UncleRJ]

The Jehovah's Witnesses who needed to carry 5 years worth of canned food while they went door to door and..............

 

[mink]

sprouted bibbity bobbity BS. The three-humped camels came back to......

 

[UncleRJ]

Grab their knock of designer purses in their teeth, lift them off of the ground and.............

 

[mink]

jet ski off to Shutter Island where ......

 

[poisonsliver]

They'd wanted to honeymoon for ages. So...they got off the plane and checked into a five star hotel and then...

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[mink]

chomped on the flowers, the knock-off handbags, the curtains, the furniture and bed clothes. The Jehovah's Witnesses yelled, "Don't touch that juice! It's ......

 

[UncleRJ]

From 5 Pawns and it you vape it, your "Naughty Bits" will fall off and then you will go...................

 

[mink]

crazy and shrivel up and die," but ......

 

[mink]

too late to ......

 

[RMarcusY]

all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't ...................

 

[itsmenotyou]

Stop the distributing of the scary five pawns juices. Even the knights were hook on its.....

 

[z man]

Oderferious emission that emminate from their mid evil iron box mods narly dripping tips....

 

[itsmenotyou]

Made from the teeth of their dead foe who tries to prove his cloud was sickest of all

 

[mink]

Meanwhile, the owl and the pussycat went to sea to see ......

 

[UncleRJ]

Fish that............

 

[poisonsliver]

Were luminescent only in the light of a blood moon. So...

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[z man]

Had fashioned sets of water tanks to be able to come onto the land...To search for the legendary floating Vape Shop,S.T.H. and obtain a 30ml. bottle of some good FISH GREEZE Atty Wash....

 

[UncleRJ]

ing machine vape and laundry detergent

 

[ki4uwk]

But alas all they could find was cherry Vape from o2pur.….

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[UncleRJ]

which when you mix with ground range free ground chicken gizzards makes a wonderful...............

 

[RMarcusY]

day in the neighborhood, a wonderful day in the neighborhood, would you be mine? would you.........

 

[mink]

mind passing me that axolotl with a fork, before he wanders away, and a tank of the raspberry garlic cake? Ta much!

 

[UncleRJ]

But then, with a flash of light, a half assed cloud of vaper which smelled like distilled...................

 

[mink]

gagging as it swept through the casino, under the tables to bounce up again over the many flashing machines, swirling around the player's and dealers heads until ......

 

[RMarcusY]

suddenly, without warning, before anyone knew it, it opened up into a big, giant ball of...................

 

[mink]

snot ......

 

[UncleRJ]

I was going to say...........

FDA POO..........................

 

[mink]

you can say that, gooey, snotty FDA poo or any other type of FDA poo you like or dislike "What's your preference," they all cried as the stinking, sticky poo mass slowly descended .......

 

[RMarcusY]

down....................

 

[mink]

onto ......

 

[RMarcusY]

the sharpest part of.............................

 

[mink]

the Eiffel Tower where it burst apart, swamping and strangling everyone in its path. It twined around Houswife and her cronies, sliming and choking the very life out of them. The big machines came in scooped them up then dumped them down the sewer where they ......

 

[RMarcusY]

felt right at home, so much at home that they built a forum that they controlled by......................

 

[mink]

grabbing tight to the short and curlies of any unwary forum members who wandered into and became entangled in their fiendish trap

 

[RMarcusY]

that sucked the life out of vapors. But in walked in our hero that made a safe place for the people of the cloud vape shop that has a sale on...............................

 

[mink]

all juices, starting soon - The Celebration Mid Week Sale, Tuesday to Friday 75% off, no code needed. But the butterflies, dancing in the air with their oh, so beautiful jewel-like colours ......

 

[RMarcusY]

could not resist the smells of the wonderful flavored juices and started drinking all of the liquids until they were so full of liquid that the busted open spilling their fluids, which were caught and bottled and sold to vapers that said "These......................

 

[z man]

Juices contained within are the final resting place of the rare juicefly....control the use to 1%...

 

[mink]

or even less. The butterflies must never die!! How else could we get such exquisite juice. We must form a committee to protect and stitch up their tums so we'll never run out of this totally adictive nectar of the Gods. Everyone go get your needles and thread and ......."

 

[RMarcusY]

butterfly nets, but the life span of the butterflies are short, so we must help the butterflies with breading baby butterflies to help with the .......................

 

[mink]

continued supply of this wonderful juice.

 

[ki4uwk]

so when you get a chance Vape it my darliings. Vape it will give you visions of….…

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[itsmenotyou]

Rainbows and sunshine flowers with...

 

[mink]

showers of fairy dust twinkling and sparkling, fulfilling your wildest dreams. But deep in the sewer, the FDA poo was plotting and scheming .......

 

[mink]

"Here take this huge bundle of cash and knock that vaping business right out of the water. It's a bloody good idea. Get rid of them for as many ridiculous reason that you can rake up and make yer laws watertight. We want to take over"

 

[RMarcusY]

But they waited to long, the people had already discovered they can buy all the supplies needed for DIY off the shelves that are being sold for other than vaping reasons, and mix their own juice. The government started to notice the tax revenue was slowing and the only thing they could do about it was to...........................

 

[UncleRJ]

Call the FDA and ask if they could put down their crayons long enough to.................