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Or a bloody nose that just won't stop. Makes excellent packing.
JuicyLucy
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Wow, you must have a really big schnoz
Not if you,um, use the light ones. 
um, 12 gauge shotgun needs maxipads? just checking
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with wings
And the bluehaired lady was always going on about her pussy.
This is my son during a two week stay for a really nasty groin abcess at Children's Hospital here in Seattle four years ago; he was 15 at the time. He got a nosebleed that we couldn't get to stop with normal methods. We got a nurse to come in and see if they had any tricks to pull, or if they were going to have to cauterize. "Be right back. I have something for that." The rest is embarrassment history for him.
We have the complete show on blu ray. We live in the USA but have an all region blu ray player....it was a great show. Gotta love British Television. Allo Allo was another good show I really liked.
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Ok, I finally got over to the insane asylum and PMed katdarling and the gunslinger to come and join us and claim their badges. Really amazed that I'm not banned there.
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They've gotta be feeling the pinch over there
Pure Fucking Magic!
He thinks he's being funny!
My missus thought she was going to teach me who is boss one day and demanded I go into a store with her and buy feminine protection. I wanted no part of that but she was being a real bitch about it so ok, I went. We picked up what she wanted and headed to the check out line. Waited in line with me holding them while someone else was checking out. Next was our turn. The young gal running the register scanned them and told me the price which I replied "that much for fuckin rags?". The lil girl blushed, the missus blushed even more and I was shoved out of the way while the missus paid for them and then stormed out the door. To this day I have never been ordered to go into a store with her and buy tampons again.
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Hey guys who buy the tampons rule.
Not sure about the poor dudes that get them stuck up their noses by nurses.
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They definitely understand. I've had birds since the day I was born
They only say goodnight at bedtime. When I leave the room they say, "Come here! Hurry! Be right back!" They learned my name, too.When Pete drops something he says, "Whatever." in a disappointed voice. When he's angry he stomps his foot and yells it.
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When I had sinus surgeries they managed to shove tampons up my nose.
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No idea what they charge for that shit anymore. Everytime I see one of those Always commercials, I have to have a fist pump and happy dance; probably the ONLY good thing about getting old, not needing that shit anymore!!!!!
So I've survived the need for expensive alcohol, cigarettes, and plugs.... sometimes it really IS good to get old.
Walk by all that shit in the store and just grin and sing a Who song: "I'M FREE!"Andria
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They certainly do. There were plenty of times I literally COULD NOT go out to get them myself. My husband has always saved me. My stepfather never had a problem with 'em either, for my mom. Real men do what's necessary for their women.
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I'm only 16 months out from buying plugs myself, and hell yes, they're expensive. But, the generic ones are awful so they've got us trapped into buying them.
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Back in the day we used to use the paper wrappers (back when they still had paper instead of plastic) to roll you know what when cigarette papers weren't available.
All in all, a very versatile product.
All in all, a very versatile product.
Yep!!! Fiance even carried mine all the way through wal mart for me. I said 'are you sure?' and he's like 'just give 'em to me baby' all exasperated.
I love him!
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Yep!!! Fiance even carried mine all the way through wal mart for me. I said 'are you sure?' and he's like 'just give 'em to me baby' all exasperated.
What a guy!
I've made the run for my wife a time or two, and now for my daughters. But for the life of me, I can't understand how women fail to plan for this. It happens every month, almost like clockwork for 25 years or more, and you somehow forget?
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Yep!!! Fiance even carried mine all the way through wal mart for me. I said 'are you sure?' and he's like 'just give 'em to me baby' all exasperated.
Yep. It's just the same as buying tissue to blow your nose, or toilet paper to wipe your ass -- a physical need that has a special product. Just so happens it's for women in their fertile years. Big fuckin deal! I've bought condoms for my husband, back when we needed them -- and I certainly never wore those!
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JuicyLucy
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Hey women plan dude. It's men and all those dam nose bleeds that deplete the supply.
Sometimes its not that we forget, we just have to pick them up for the stockpile. I wig out if I get low because when I was a teenager my mom would forget that her damn daughter needed that shit too. And she would buy the stuff she thought I needed cuz she didn't realize that some girls need basically a depends pad. (which I have worn before.)...
Wow I had no clue I still needed to get that off my chest.
Still ain't buying it. I mean, come on. We go to Costco and buy the 37,000 roll pack of T.P, and only buy the small pack of ladies' supplies?Sometimes you run thru 'em faster than expected.
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Sometimes its not that we forget, we just have to pick them up for the stockpile. I wig out if I get low because when I was a teenager my mom would forget that her damn daughter needed that shit too. And she would buy the stuff she thought I needed cuz she didn't realize that some girls need basically a depends pad. (which I have worn before.)...
Wow I had no clue I still needed to get that off my chest.
For me it was the uncertainty of never knowing exactly when the day would arrive. Usually there's a little forewarning, pain, a bad mood... but not always.
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And she wouldn't buy me tampons at all... Yeah try going to school like that. Every damn class I had to be excused... That fucking sucked!Sometimes its not that we forget, we just have to pick them up for the stockpile. I wig out if I get low because when I was a teenager my mom would forget that her damn daughter needed that shit too. And she would buy the stuff she thought I needed cuz she didn't realize that some girls need basically a depends pad. (which I have worn before.)...
Wow I had no clue I still needed to get that off my chest.
^^^ that's me!!!
But there is a million different varieties of mini pads, brands, sizes, thickensses, etc
And once I get it figured out they change the damned package!
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Yeah, it's not that I didn't know when, but sometimes I was so heavy on the bleeding I went through one every 5 minutes So men in my life have had to run out for more, too. What could I do I was bleeding like a stuck pig.
So men in my life have had to run out for more, too. What could I do I was bleeding like a stuck pig.
For sure not as bad as the open field vooping competition that was proposed.I feel so comfortable and relaxed with you ladies discussing feminine products. <lol>
I never had an problems with buying them for a lady. It is not as if someone thought I was goging to use them for non vaping purposes anyway
the only hassle was getting the right thing.
They definitely understand. I've had birds since the day I was born
When Pete drops something he says, "Whatever." in a disappointed voice. When he's angry he stomps his foot and yells it.
It's only in the last ten or so years that I realized how smart and unique in personality birds are. I've been pretty tuned into mammals for most of my life so it was a delightful shock. I had the good fortune to know three monkeys very well and I'm the guy that dogs and cats always come too. Birds are a whole new thing for me.
Kotex KU are what you want for vaping, 100% rayon. <nods>
That right there! <lol>
It's the other forum. Not nearly as much fun as this one.
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It means Extorting Common Folks
It means Extorting Common Folks
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Now I get it!
When I first started, I had to go on a trip to another province. I packed the pads, side by side, in my suitcase. Just before I left, my mom asked me to open it up so she could put something in for me grams. I opened it up, and POOF! Pads exploded everywhere. Me mom said, 'They sell pads there, too!' No need to bring the whole lot of them with me.
Skip ahead 10 years. Bleeding heavily every month. Lasts 2 weeks, every 4. Swear, I kept the pad company in the black by the amount I bought. In the meantime, ruined chairs, clothes, everything. Could not hold down a job. Could not hold down a relationship. Skip way further ahead, at 42, had a hysterectomy. Finished. Eggs intact, just the uterus gone. Not the answer for everyone. Only those who are done with childbirth. I have my child, I am finished. And sad, sorry, wish it were not like that, but it was. Now, I am not anemic, not tired, not spending $100 or more a month on pads, not ruining my clothes, not messing up my chair at work (very embarrassing, but WTF - I am WOMAN, see me BLEED!)
When I first started, I had to go on a trip to another province. I packed the pads, side by side, in my suitcase. Just before I left, my mom asked me to open it up so she could put something in for me grams. I opened it up, and POOF! Pads exploded everywhere. Me mom said, 'They sell pads there, too!' No need to bring the whole lot of them with me.
Skip ahead 10 years. Bleeding heavily every month. Lasts 2 weeks, every 4. Swear, I kept the pad company in the black by the amount I bought. In the meantime, ruined chairs, clothes, everything. Could not hold down a job. Could not hold down a relationship. Skip way further ahead, at 42, had a hysterectomy. Finished. Eggs intact, just the uterus gone. Not the answer for everyone. Only those who are done with childbirth. I have my child, I am finished. And sad, sorry, wish it were not like that, but it was. Now, I am not anemic, not tired, not spending $100 or more a month on pads, not ruining my clothes, not messing up my chair at work (very embarrassing, but WTF - I am WOMAN, see me BLEED!)
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It's a place where can't say "Shit" literally! It's a place that alot of us used to call home until we woke up & realized we moved back into our parents house!
For me E-Cigarette Forum is not a place I want to be!
But VAPING UNDERGROUND is the shiznet yo! <HEADBANG>
Tampons and pads are now standard stock in our traveling First Aid kits. They make Alton Brown proud, because they're "Multi-Taskers" and Alton will just not abide with uni-taskers..
Being tasked with picking up FHP for one of the ladies of the house is nothing new in my repertoire. One night, my oldest sent me a text asking if I could pick her up some on my way home from work. Never asked what she wanted, she never offered. She was awe-struck when I showed up with exactly the product she uses - brand, style, everything.
Yes, I'm that good.
My sympathies and understanding. My wife went through a slightly less, err, exuberant case like yours. She had the anemia, constant bleeding, the whole shebang. After the uterine ablation didn't work, her doctor relented and did the hysterectomy she had asked for at the beginning.
Geez, 'her doctor relented'! GeeZ! That is awful! The doctors are not the ultimate- shit, to have to tell them what to do! WTF, it's My body, my choice. Sounds like your wife and you know that, and her doctor, though relenting, still has to learn that. In my case, I was offered it at 38; I said NO. At 42, I had changed circumstances, and changed my mind, and said yes. Still, my choice, not the doctor's choice. Geez!
to you and your wife.
I don't recall all the details of what transpired between her and the doctor; it was the near the peak of a very bad time in our marriage that would last several more years. I just remember her wanting the hysterectomy when menopause hit full-force with the aforementioned complications and that the doctor wasn't keen on that being the first course of action. Hence why they tried the uterine ablation; that lasted for about six months and it was back to the constant bleeding, anemia, etc. at which point the doc agreed that the hysterectomy was the next step.Geez, 'her doctor relented'! GeeZ! That is awful! The doctors are not the ultimate- shit, to have to tell them what to do! WTF, it's My body, my choice. Sounds like your wife and you know that, and her doctor, though relenting, still has to learn that. In my case, I was offered it at 38; I said NO. At 42, I had changed circumstances, and changed my mind, and said yes. Still, my choice, not the doctor's choice. Geez!
Having her "baby-guts" removed was a major cause of celebration for the wife, something she's still very happy to be done with.
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They couldn't find any reason why I was having the excessive bleeding. They did exploratory surgery, but to no avail.
Some women are just unlucky enough to draw that card..
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Tampons and pads are now standard stock in our traveling First Aid kits. They make Alton Brown proud, because they're "Multi-Taskers" and Alton will just not abide with uni-taskers..
Being tasked with picking up FHP for one of the ladies of the house is nothing new in my repertoire. One night, my oldest sent me a text asking if I could pick her up some on my way home from work. Never asked what she wanted, she never offered. She was awe-struck when I showed up with exactly the product she uses - brand, style, everything.
Yes, I'm that good.
You're a good guy Doug
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