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While reading page 26 of this thread I had the uncontrollable urge to pick up my guitar and sing kumbaya while simultaneously yelling at my male corgy, "You don't love me! You just don't love me...enough!".

But then I remembered back in college when I took Classics and the female prof told us hysterical literally means pertaining to the uterus while she laughed maniacally. I think she did that on purpose because I've never forgotten it.

I'm going to log off and cry for a while now.

PS. Show me a guy who hasn't bought pads for his lady and I'll show you a guy with one eye living in a van down by the river with a goat named Susan.
 
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Air Blower said:
While reading page 26 of this thread I had the uncontrollable urge to pick up my guitar and sing kumbaya while simultaneously yelling at my male corgy, "You don't love me! You just don't love me...enough!".

But then I remembered back in college when I took Classics and the female prof told us hysterical literally means pertaining to the uterus while she laughed maniacally. I think she did that on purpose because I've never forgotten it.

I'm going to log off and cry for a while now.

PS. Show me a guy who hasn't bought pads for his lady and I'll show you a guy with one eye living in a van down by the river with a goat named Susan.
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Oh hell no, I have One Queen and Two Princesses. I've never had a problem with picking up feminine necessities. And if I ever get a funny look from someone, hoping to embarrass me I just turn that shit right around on em, and walk up on em and loudly ask if they know where the changing room is.

Now that the Mrs. is done with em, I decided to take up a new hobby too. I've taught myself how to shave with a straight razor. No point in wasting the things.. She may be free, but I've grown wings.

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Douggro said:
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This is my son during a two week stay for a really nasty groin abcess at Children's Hospital here in Seattle four years ago; he was 15 at the time. He got a nosebleed that we couldn't get to stop with normal methods. We got a nurse to come in and see if they had any tricks to pull, or if they were going to have to cauterize. "Be right back. I have something for that." The rest is embarrassment history for him. :D
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Ah, posting your children's most embarrassing moments on the Internet. "Keeping Psychoanalysis a viable profession since 1985". Really, Dad. Ya coulda cut off the string. Not like it was really going to get LOST up there...
 
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roxynoodle said:
They do expand. Not sure I would try one.



F word from my ex. Some things from me. I had only had her a few weeks when we were looking outside the window on a windy day. The huge Spruce out front was dancing. She looked at me, and said, "Oh holy shit!"

Some things from TV. It took me awhile to figure that out, but she was telling people, "Go to hell, bitch." I knew I hadn't told anyone to go to hell.
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Oh hellz! Note to self! Never buy talking bird! I can just hear it now, every time the Mrs. says something "Why don't you do it your own fuckin self?"
 
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I shave with a straight razor every now and again. And I don't have any problem buying feminine products--remind me to tell you the story about the 16yo checkout girl at the drugstore when I dropped by for a tube of Vagisil-- but I do not believe these thing are related.
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Oh hell no, I have One Queen and Two Princesses. I've never had a problem with picking up feminine necessities. And if I ever get a funny look from someone, hoping to embarrass me I just turn that shit right around on em, and walk up on em and loudly ask if they know where the changing room is.

Now that the Mrs. is done with em, I decided to take up a new hobby too. I've taught myself how to shave with a straight razor. No point in wasting the things.. She may be free, but I've grown wings.

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Moueix said:
Ah, posting your children's most embarrassing moments on the Internet. "Keeping Psychoanalysis a viable profession since 1985". Really, Dad. Ya coulda cut off the string. Not like it was really going to get LOST up there...
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Little bastard has it coming. He's the one that posted a picture of me on Facebook, me in handcuffs sitting on the front of the police car in my PJ's. (It's a long story, involving our neighbor and his shotgun, his daughter sneaking boys in and out of their house, another neighbor thinking those boys were robbers, neighbor (with shotgun) chasing said boys down street and holding them at gunpoint, my son informing me of said situation and my getting involved right before the entire local PD shows up on a "man with gun" report.) Anyway...

I have far more embarrassing material on him in the vault which I will unleash at the chosen time. Video of him and his older sister when he was three, doing dress-up and putting on a dancing show. I tell him I'm going to show it at his wedding.

And why cut off the string? It adds to the look. ;) :D
 
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Moueix said:
Oh hell no, I have One Queen and Two Princesses. I've never had a problem with picking up feminine necessities. And if I ever get a funny look from someone, hoping to embarrass me I just turn that shit right around on em, and walk up on em and loudly ask if they know where the changing room is.

Now that the Mrs. is done with em, I decided to take up a new hobby too. I've taught myself how to shave with a straight razor. No point in wasting the things.. She may be free, but I've grown wings.

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There's a thread in the non-vape related area for these:)
UncleRJ is a fan:)
I think they are cool:)
 
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Douggro said:
This is going to be Week #3 of umpiring for me this season. Getting ready soon to head out to work a game. Overcast and cool - just the way I like it.
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That's pretty awesome! Do you ump MLB? It's 29* here with the wind chill it's 16* :(

kad2371 said:
So hi all, thought I'd drop by and check this place out. Seeing lots of familiar faces and/or names.
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Hey Kad! Welcome to the Vaping Underground! Go get a sweet ECF Refugee badge http://vapingunderground.com/threads/new-badge-available-for-our-ecf-refugees.218864/
 
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roxynoodle said:
Yeah, it's not that I didn't know when, but sometimes I was so heavy on the bleeding I went through one every 5 minutes :( So men in my life have had to run out for more, too. What could I do I was bleeding like a stuck pig.
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Pre-zactly. And there at the end... instead of 1 wk out of 4? It was THREE wks out of 4! So when it was over, I was THRILLED, nevermind that it meant I was getting old.

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Mommywine said:
Geez, 'her doctor relented'! GeeZ! That is awful! The doctors are not the ultimate- shit, to have to tell them what to do! WTF, it's My body, my choice. Sounds like your wife and you know that, and her doctor, though relenting, still has to learn that. In my case, I was offered it at 38; I said NO. At 42, I had changed circumstances, and changed my mind, and said yes. Still, my choice, not the doctor's choice. Geez! <3 to you and your wife.
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I wish I'd been offered it at 38, it would have saved me a lot of blood! I started getting hot flashes around then, and the docs were all "oh, you're much too young for that." Yeah doc, tell it to my ovaries 'cuz I don't think they've gotten that memo! The REALLY bad thing about bleeding 3 wks out of 4 there at the end was that I was struggling with PTSD at the same time... and when brains don't have enough red cells, they get depressed. VERY depressed. It's really a miracle I survived, for which I can only thank Effexor. And thank god I was done with the whole business just before I turned 48.

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I bought tampons for my wife for years, I didn't give a shit as long as I had the boxtop to match since the WALL of tampons and they all look the same. My experience with tampons/pads was one Christmas eve(35 years ago) we were skidooing way up northern Saskatchewan at our cottage and I crashed my sled and cut my knee up pretty bad on the drive wheel, enough that my foot in the boot was sloshing in blood. The only solution was pack the wound with maxipads and wrap with pantyhose for the 90 minute drive to the hospital. The doctor got a laugh when I told him that I was menstruating early this month and if he could seal the crack. :)
 
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Douggro said:
Errr.. no. :rolleyes: Local youth and mens leagues.
Just looked, calm as can be and a comfy 46 on the thermometer with a decent chance of partly sunny today. You're on the wrong side of the country my friend. ;)
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That's cool too :) I think for this weather I'm going to use "blame Canada", they are furious that 0 Canadian hockey teams will be in the playoffs this year. But yes I'm slowly learning I need to move to a warmer climate :(
 
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Moueix said:
Oh hell no, I have One Queen and Two Princesses. I've never had a problem with picking up feminine necessities. And if I ever get a funny look from someone, hoping to embarrass me I just turn that shit right around on em, and walk up on em and loudly ask if they know where the changing room is.

Now that the Mrs. is done with em, I decided to take up a new hobby too. I've taught myself how to shave with a straight razor. No point in wasting the things.. She may be free, but I've grown wings.

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I love it!

Do you follow up by coming out of the change room with a string hanging out of your zipper?

I am so using that...crap, my wife doesn't use them anymore either and the pallet full I got from Costco is almost used up cleaning oil spills in the garage.
 
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dshuld said:
You guys are making me feel bad with my high of 76 today .

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As well you should! It was snowing here yesterday in northern Indiana, 35 right now, high for tomorrow is expected to be 36, so you can take your 76 and...well I was gonna tell ya where to shove it then realized I'd be happier if you just send it my direction.:D
 
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AndriaD said:
Cheer up... when we're all miserable down here in July, y'all will be enjoying a nice summer. :)

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I hope it's a nice summer:)

I remember when my daughter was born and my father in law and his wife came up from Texas. It was August and I had to go buy a space heater for their room because they were "freezing" at night:eek:

To be fair though, we live right beside the mountains and it does cool down a lot at night.
 
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Air Blower said:
Hey, it was 70F here yesterday and I didn't blame Florida or Cali:)
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So you're hogging the warm weather? Not cool.

roxynoodle said:
Not necessarily. Sometimes it's hotter and more humid here in July than it is in Miami. Ohio is crazy.
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Amen sister. We are right in the sweet spot for shitty weather 80% of the year. A little nice weather in spring in fall, then it's either too cold or too hot/humid
 
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roxynoodle said:
Not necessarily. Sometimes it's hotter and more humid here in July than it is in Miami. Ohio is crazy.
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I've heard things like that... and I lived in MI for 5 yrs. My experience is that north of the mason-dixon line gets to enjoy very little of what we have down here... maybe a few weeks, tops. Here, it's ungodly hot AND humid from mid-May to end of Sept. The 5 yrs I spent in MI, they got about 2 wks of that, instead of 4 and a half months of it. What they mostly get is 75-80 degrees, nice breeze, low humidity... i.e., perfect summer weather. While we have 4-5 months of hell... 90-100 degrees, 80-100 percent humidity, and the only breeze is when there's a tornado.

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So you're hogging the warm weather? Not cool.



Amen sister. We are right in the sweet spot for shitty weather 80% of the year. A little nice weather in spring in fall, then it's either too cold or too hot/humid
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Yes we are and we deserve it!

That was about 4-5 years ago to the day.

Hint: There's a Subaru there.
 
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kad2371 said:
So hi all, thought I'd drop by and check this place out. Seeing lots of familiar faces and/or names.
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Welcome, Brother!! And oh, Moueix is and always HAS been my name. ECF "roxynoodled" me years ago, prompting the change there to LLB. If you search Moueix over there, you'll see it's the same damn shenanigans.. ;)
 
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Moueix said:
Welcome, Brother!! And oh, Moueix is and always HAS been my name. ECF "roxynoodled" me years ago, prompting the change there to LLB. If you search Moueix over there, you'll see it's the same damn shenanigans.. ;)
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I see that Brother, though the picture that shows up doesn't look like you, the posts do indeed.
 
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