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JuicyLucy

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Waiting for my :coffee: but it's English Breakfast tea, not coffee. But I agree, mornings need to be taken out and SHOT. Oh well, at least I seem to be 99.999% over the snotapalooza.

Andria

I'm maybe at half today - haven't been up long enough to tell how it's gonna shake out
 

AndriaD

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I'm maybe at half today - haven't been up long enough to tell how it's gonna shake out

We're gonna have some things to do this weekend, which means Saturday I'll have to get up about 8am... :xD: So I figured I'd better set my clock and start working my way toward earlier rising, starting this morning. That's the only possible way for a habitual noon-riser to get up that early and be functional. Still, I hit my snooze alarm 3 times... or was it 4.... :rolleyes:

Oh well, at least I don't have to cook tonight; last night I made meatloaf, with sauteed mushrooms, mashed potatoes, and gravy, so tonight it's just warm-up leftovers. :)

Andria
 

The Cromwell

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Just got back from a major excursion.
New glasses for the wife...
How does one lose their glasses?
And she had to get some slacks too. She has lost 2 pair of those in the last week.

had to take the SIL to a DR appt.
The wife called her this morning to be sure she was up and then came in here and asked me if I was up for a trip to go to basically the same place and get her some glasses.
I said of course because I was taking the SIL anyway.
She acted like she had heard nothing about that.

Damn. 1 full crazy woman and one half crazy with dementia?

CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!

how did I ever get stuck on this accursed planet?
 

The Cromwell

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So I get woken up from my wife rattling around in my pill drawer.
I ask her what is going on?
She say what strength Prozac do you take.
I say I do not take prozac.
She says yes you do.
I say I have never taken prozac.
oh...

The short of it is I have to go back to town in the morning to get a prescription for my crazy SIL who forgot to get it today.

Planning does no good when I am surrounded by randomness and confusion....
 

JuicyLucy

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So I get woken up from my wife rattling around in my pill drawer.
I ask her what is going on?
She say what strength Prozac do you take.
I say I do not take prozac.
She says yes you do.
I say I have never taken prozac.
oh...

The short of it is I have to go back to town in the morning to get a prescription for my crazy SIL who forgot to get it today.

Planning does no good when I am surrounded by randomness and confusion....

Woe - bringing back memories :eek:
 

The Cromwell

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I have about given up on vape equipment reviews.
Most reviewers thing the the latest thing out is the greatest and the flavor will know your eyeballs out.

A few give decent reviews, but since I am not interested in anything over 150 watts or 22 mm....
Ordered a Serpent RDTA today.
 

Dead Gummy Worm

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I have about given up on vape equipment reviews.
Most reviewers thing the the latest thing out is the greatest and the flavor will know your eyeballs out.

A few give decent reviews, but since I am not interested in anything over 150 watts or 22 mm....
Ordered a Serpent RDTA today.
Oh just wait till you see my review of my custom made 400-18650 mod vaping on 14awg wire!! IT IS BEAST!!
 

JuicyLucy

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I have about given up on vape equipment reviews.
Most reviewers thing the the latest thing out is the greatest and the flavor will know your eyeballs out.

A few give decent reviews, but since I am not interested in anything over 150 watts or 22 mm....
Ordered a Serpent RDTA today.

What?!?

Not a clone????
 

Rickajho

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Those 2 are having a baby? Poor thing.....

I thought the guys last name was Beaver for years....

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Crom I do believe you need to answer some questions...
 

AndriaD

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I was going thru my Pictures folder looking for something the other day, and ran across this oldie but goodie that I got in the infamous thread over at Butthole Central, and thought I'd give it a rerun here:

tootlepuffer2.jpg

:giggle:
Andria
 

JuicyLucy

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My 14-year-old niece got caught at school with a Bic lighter

She denies using it for smoking

She says she has it as protection against rape

Her plan? If anyone tries to assault her, she will use the lighter to burn their balls off :giggle:
 

SirKadly

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Or these....

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For those of you unfamiliar with Curling....its a silly game thats like shuffleboard on ice that we Canadians pretend to enjoy just to confuse Americans. Does it work?
I actually work with a guy that can drone on and on for hours about curling. So apparently it has at least one American fan.
 

AndriaD

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My 14-year-old niece got caught at school with a Bic lighter

She denies using it for smoking

She says she has it as protection against rape

Her plan? If anyone tries to assault her, she will use the lighter to burn their balls off :giggle:

it might be easier and more effective to just burn their hair off -- which, I guarantee, would be a stellar rape deterrent. :D

Andria
 

HazyShades

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it might be easier and more effective to just burn their hair off -- which, I guarantee, would be a stellar rape deterrent. :D

Andria
Back in 9th grade, in science class the guys would all play with our lighters in class.
I accidentally got my lighter too close to the head of the guy in front of me
who used to wear grease on his hair...
He never raped me...but I got a week's detention
 

AndriaD

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Back in 9th grade, in science class the guys would all play with our lighters in class.
I accidentally got my lighter too close to the head of the guy in front of me
who used to wear grease on his hair...
He never raped me...but I got a week's detention

When I was in high school back in the 70s... all the cool guys had long, flowing hair... and KISS was a HUGE deal, HUMONGOUS rock-gods, especially to those boys. One day, one was "practicing" the fire-breathing trick... and set his entire head on fire, in the boys' bathroom. He no longer had long flowing locks after that. :giggle:

Andria
 

HazyShades

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When I was in high school back in the 70s... all the cool guys had long, flowing hair... and KISS was a HUGE deal, HUMONGOUS rock-gods, especially to those boys. One day, one was "practicing" the fire-breathing trick... and set his entire head on fire, in the boys' bathroom. He no longer had long flowing locks after that. :giggle:

Andria
Damn!
Makes me feel like chopping off my silvery locks..
(probably going to anyway, have to deal with the straight world next week)

I never did that fire-breathing trick..singeing my moustache while trying to light
a rather small "cigarette" once was bad enough.
But I did do the hair spray flame thrower trick...another weeks detention..

"But, but, it was a science experiment..." Right.
 

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