And Chick Nood soup is still a Panacea. Be sure though you get the real stuff, not the crap what tastes like bland dishwater. Keep Chicken Bullion on hand to add real chicken stock.
Found out Wal-Mart Chk Nood, it hasn't got actual Chk stock in it, just water. Shit is more useless than tits on a bull warthog.
Probably missing the 1/8 inch plate steel jock cup as well.
I can use butter knives. Choose to, not too much. As a boy watched, a grown man nearly cut his leg off accidentally. He was being stupid, cut on the wrong angle to fell a tree. It kicked back on him, as his dad told him it would.