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walton

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SnapDragon NY said:
OMG glad you are OK! :hug:
On my way to work one morning I saw a person backing down all the way off an exit ramp- scary- wakes you up 1st thing in the morning!
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many years ago my friend and i missed the last bur home, a 10 mile walk was to come. after 4 mile we saw a car parked on the nature strip, my friend said lets borrow that! i looked at him and kept on walking. i was going downhill when this car came passed me, it was my stupid friend free wheeling to bump start it. he came to stop as the hill levelled out. a cop pulled up. my friend said it has just cut out. cop told him he was finishing his shift but told the idiot to pop the hood up.
copper then shouted, : how far have you been driving? about 20 miles my friend said, then it just cut out!
cop shouted back, come here i found the problem. idiot got to the front of the car, cop spun him around and handcuffed him. why idiot said to the cop? cop pointed at car. yup no bloody engine in it!!!!

worst part is copper asked his name. bonaparte said my mate, the copper said, let me guess, your initial is "n" i guess, yep said idiot. actually it was, as he is neville. i have never ever seen a more agro cop!! i was laughing for 6 miles!!!
 
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