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MyMagicMist

MyMagicMist

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ECF Refugee
Member For 5 Years
*Blaring radio*

"It's Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!!!!"

*cue down home style country rift*

"Now at your local tractor pulling place, Gravedigger, Gravedigger,Gravedigger versus Bigfoot,Bigfoot,Bigfoot!!!!"

Me: "Kick his ass Digger!"

"Only $50 a head per adult and $30 per child, parking cost separate, void where prohibited, not responsible for clowns eating children."

Me: *blink,blink*
 
Jimi

Jimi

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Member For 5 Years
May be an image of text that says 'RULES FOR WEARING ANIMAL PRINT YOGA PANTS: 1.WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANIMALS THEY REPRESENT.'
 
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