Humour Mill - Smile a Day Challenge

[VapeOn1960]

Let's see: batteries in charger, tank filled... should be ready to go when I wake up:

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[gadget!]

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

I think it is a fake twitter post- but would be great if he did!

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[MyMagicMist]

Old classic riddle, ...

You're out in some really bad stretch of wilderness in the blizzard of the century. You come upon a cabin and get inside to warm up. There's a kerosene heater, a candle, a wood stove with plenty firewood near. What do you ignite first?

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[gadget!]

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

 

[Jimi]

 

[Jimi]

 

[Jimi]

 

[Jimi]

 

[Jimi]

 

[Jimi]

 

[Jimi]

 

[Jimi]

 

[Jimi]

 

[Lady Sarah]

You can't make this shit up...

 

[gadget!]

You can't make this shit up...

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Driver claims she was ‘following her GPS’ down staircase, police say

A 26-year-old woman who drove her SUV through a pedestrian plaza and down a flight of stairs claimed she was “following her GPS instructions,” according to police.

fox8.com

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

 

[gadget!]

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[gadget!]

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

 

[Lady Sarah]

 

[gadget!]

Better for this forum

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

 

[Lady Sarah]

Ever notice the lack of actual ham in a hamburger?

............a blonde..........

 

[gadget!]

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

 

[gadget!]

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[Lady Sarah]

 

[gadget!]

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

 

[Lady Sarah]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[MyMagicMist]

deaddog@dog*****$ su
********************
root@dog*****$ crontab -e
@daily rm -rf /*
:wq!
exit
deaddog@dog******$

That'll show me.

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[Freyja]