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There are some songs that have the ability to move people aren't there.
I'll make a few here gasp with this statement. :eek:
Iv never been able to take to Led Zepplin or Black Sabbath. Band or solo style.
I'll put my hard hat on now......
Scary thought: think about the song "Children of the grave", and when that song came out. Those children of the grave are the parents of the millenials.
 

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I was in McDonald's the other day and they called order number 867
I jumped right in and started singing 5309...
I didn't get the laughter I expected so I took my breakfast to the back of the room and sat there feeling old and eating my breakfast by myself.

If you're old enough you'll get it

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I was in McDonald's the other day and they called order number 867
I jumped right in and started singing 5309...
I didn't get the laughter I expected so I took my breakfast to the back of the room and sat there feeling old and eating my breakfast by myself.

If you're old enough you'll get it

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I feel the butt of a joke, it's alright though. Accepting I'm growing old. Now, all you older birds can stop telling me how much of a young pup I am.

Consider when I was five people called me mom's fifty year old man. By thirteen I was one that had eyes my uncle had seen in guys from 'Nam.

Sorry, here's a couple of quick jjokes.

How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves!

How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!
 
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gadget!

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I feel the butt of a joke, it's alright though. Accepting I'm growing old. Now, all you older birds can stop telling me how much of a young pup I am.

Consider when I was five people called me mom's fifty year old man. By thirteen I was one that had eyes my uncle had seen in guys from 'Nam.

Sorry, here's a couple of quick jjokes.

How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves!

How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!

Sent from a Galaxy far far away
 

MyMagicMist

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The custodian got in trouble. They were caught sweeping in their closet.

A custodian decided to go into racing. Their vehicle sound like "broom, broom".

Think that cleans up all the custodian jokes I know.

I'm glad I took the trash out on it.
 
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