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Jimi

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Member For 5 Years
May be an image of text that says 'YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS MEANS HAVING SOMEONE WHO CAN DRIVE AT NIGHT.'
 

MyMagicMist

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The eldest of three brothers knew the middle brother would play along.

"Hey Timmy, you know mom & dad chose you over, what was his name again Billy" said the eldest.

"Fred" replied the middle brother.

The youngest brother full of bravado just replied back, "Good to know but you only got here last week, Joe. I remember an older brother but he wasn't here too long. I told dad about him telling me about Fred."
 

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