being from newcastle we have our own way of speaking, i would have said " whey aye man just whacked little one on the bloody wood"
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the only thing worse than that is shutting car door on your finger
AOC gets on a plane in DC to fly to Miami to party.
The stewardess showed her to her seat in coach.
She jumped up and moved to an empty 1st class seat.
Stewardess told her she had to go back to economy because that was the type of ticket she had.
AOC started having a fit and the pilot comes out of the cockpit and asked her what the problem is.
She says I am a Congress Woman and I demand to sit here in first class.
The pilot leans over and whispers something in her ear.
She says Thank You and goes back to economy.
Stewardess asked the pilot what he said to her.
“I told her that the 1st Class cabin isn’t going to Miami”
The stewardess showed her to her seat in coach.
She jumped up and moved to an empty 1st class seat.
Stewardess told her she had to go back to economy because that was the type of ticket she had.
AOC started having a fit and the pilot comes out of the cockpit and asked her what the problem is.
She says I am a Congress Woman and I demand to sit here in first class.
The pilot leans over and whispers something in her ear.
She says Thank You and goes back to economy.
Stewardess asked the pilot what he said to her.
“I told her that the 1st Class cabin isn’t going to Miami”
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even the hubby says I got this issue:
