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Jimi

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May be an image of ‎text that says '‎זו AMAZES ME HOW MUCH EXERCISE AND EXTRA FRIES SOUND ALIKE.‎'‎
 

walton

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Share any funny stories, jokes things from around the net you’ve found to put a smile on peoples faces

no rules - just the normal forum ones :D
over in tasmania a guy got 3 tickets in a week for shooting a red light at the same intersection. so he went back at 3am..took of his plates..put on a mask..parked his car in the middle of the intersection.dropped his pants and opened his butt cheeks at the camera!!

on his back window was a message, : for sale phone !@@@345 lol, what a d!ckhead!!
 

walton

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paddy and mick were driving their car looking for a golf course they had been invited to. they had passed it on the other side of a river, after 10 laps they could not find a crossing. paddy stopped...looked..then drove his car into the river to drive across. it sunk!! mick said : why did you do that we could have drowned!
paddy said i thought it was the water was only 2 inches deep because it only came halfway up the ducks!!
 

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