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You have to preface your answer by telling us why you are an expert:
RULES RECAP
There are plenty of “experts” on VU – both real and imagined – and in this challenge we aim to prove it. And hopefully have a little fun along the way.
BE AWARE: This challenge is NOT meant to actually provide expert advice, so if you are new and looking for answers to vaping questions, don't look here!
This challenge will be a friendly free for all, your objective is to keep the masses entertained by asking questions about “almost” anything that comes to mind, or answering those questions in an entertaining manner (please read the rules below carefully for this one please)...on top of that before you answer you must state what makes you an expert...
Anyone can post a question; Just open your post with #Q …….
OR
Anyone can answer any question within the thread as an “expert”
Open your post with a quote [reply to member asking] then start with what makes you an expert and lead with #A
As an example:
Member A posts #Q ….What is the center of the moon made from?
(Member B replies to member A, must be reply quote and say way you are an expert)
I happen to be an expert because …..I’ve read comic books about this very subject.
#A…..Cheese, A strong farmhouse cheddar to be precise.
Rules and Restrictions
- Forums global rules which apply at all times: here are the forum rules if you need a refresher....(http://vapingunderground.com/threads/rules-of-the-forum.255/)
- Arguing over people’s responses is not welcomed and will lead to disqualification, we want to keep the challenge free flowing for everyone rather than playing ping pong.
- Trolling or unfriendly “bashing” or starting “flame wars” will be tagged and disqualified from the challenge.
- You can only answer a question from another member once. A member may not post multiple questions at the same time. You must wait until there have been at least two qualified answers to a question before posting another.
- Avoid asking the same question over and over, questions will be monitored by the team and removed if duplicated.
- Questions and answers must be in written text form (memes are not the form of communication for this challenge)
- If you find someone’s response funny or entertaining please like their post, this will help the challenge team with the award decisions.
- You cannot answer your own question.
- There’s a reason packets of peanuts contain a warning “may contain nuts”...for obvious reason assume all responses within this are complete and utter bollocks, please don’t rely on, or importantly try any of the information contained in this challenge.
- No this challenge is not meant to be serious.
- Please don’t use this challenge as an opportunity to “bash” vape companies or try to get your fellow members in the shit with political driven drivel, this is meant to be light hearted fun.
- Challenge Team Members have chosen to excuse themselves from all prizes, however are free to contribute as much as they like.
For more info on challenges please see http://vapingunderground.com/threads/how’s-it-all-work-see-here.433027/
How the prize is selected for this Challenge
The VU challenges aren’t about who is best or winning. We want to award our amazing community for their input and insights; as such we have engaged sponsors who share our vision of community work as a token of our appreciation.
The team will, subject to prize availability, collect the questions and answers and vote on the best out there to roll at random. We will take into account (but may not rely on) the number of likes posts have on them when we do this.
#A#Q: Why the PRE-Fix PRE?
One of my favorites
It is in front. If it was after it would be post fix.
Feeds rev3.35 flow chart into document shredder.
JuicyLucy
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#Q: Why the PRE-Fix PRE?
One of my favorites
Just an FYI, vids, memes etc are not accepted as entries
Thank you.
New flow chart
first decision box:
if #Q Print "I am an expert because I watched Red Green"
...Input answer=$answer; Print "#A " ; $answer.
If #A gosub ignore.
first decision box:
if #Q Print "I am an expert because I watched Red Green"
...Input answer=$answer; Print "#A " ; $answer.
If #A gosub ignore.
JuicyLucy
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Ya'll are breaking my ovaries
You broke it because ANSWERS must be prefaced with a statement on why you are an expert, NOT QUESTIONS
Ya'll are breaking my ovaries
You broke it because ANSWERS must be prefaced with a statement on why you are an expert, NOT QUESTIONS
Umm you misread my flow.
first decision box:
if #Q Print "I am an expert because I watched Red Green"
...Input $answer; Print "#A " ; $answer.
If #A goto start.
Rev 3.37
Final beta test version.
if #Q Print "I am an expert because I watched Red Green"
...Input $answer; Print "#A " ; $answer.
If #A goto start.
Rev 3.37
Final beta test version.
Broken ovaries?
Definite flow problem
Definite flow problem
JuicyLucy
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Broken ovaries?
Definite flow problem
BBL - need to go find a midol
Same....
I am an expert because I watched Red Green.
#A If I had a head like that....
Watched a bit of it, Kind of like watching Red Green
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I'm an expert because I'm a cranky old fart that's why, now get off my lawn...
A- Government workers and banks didn't have a Monday holiday in Feb. That Washington's Birthday thing kept moving around the week. Too inconvenient for them you know... You have to work because you need to pay for their day off...
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Watched a bit of it, Kind of like watching Red Green
I don't even have a #Quip for that...help
Surprising, your name being BOB and all
I happen to be an expert because I get a lot of headaches.
A# you have a headache because you got caught in the middle of Cromwell's flow chart discussion, and if it sent Lucy off to grab a Midol, I can only imagine the hell it played on you, being a man. Men don't always get treated how they'd like during "the flow". True story.
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Q- Why is the equation for Ohm's written as E=IR and not V=AR? (E=IR is how it was written when I learned it 40+ years ago, who knows what they are teaching in electronics classes now)
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I'm an expert because I've been married for a long time...
A- maybe you just aren't in the mood...
Killing it with the jokesSurprising, your name being BOB and all
I am an expert becuase I watched Red Green
#A I suppose for the same reason that I is amps and R is not O?
Simple answer. It is math
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I'm an expert on this because I've known Robert Cromwell a long time
#A - it's written old school style because he is an old phart
Killing it with the jokes
Do we need a #J for those?
Or maybe I am getting prefixated?
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#Q Why did cycles become hertz? Was it a rental car company conspiracy?
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Killing it with the jokes
Fun factoid and a question: My youngest daughter is a budding standup comedian
#Q guess who her favorite target is?
I am an expert becuase I watched Red Green.
#A It would have to be The Cromwell.
Otherwise it would have to be every comedians fav target in the world right now.
But that is political so I will not say it.
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Here is the opening line in her current act: Shaking her head woefully, she tells the audience: "I grew up in a trailer park in Alaska"
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I'm an expert because I saw OJ Simpson do Hertz TV commercials in the 70s
#A Folks don't want to ride a bicycle when they can rent a car
Bi is a prefix meaning 2 so that would just be 2 hertz?
Now I understand the hurting knees....
Hey now, I'm old. Like you.
#Q
Why is it that water is blue but when in a glass it is clear?
Why is it that water is blue but when in a glass it is clear?
#A
I am an expert becuase I watched Red Green.
The blue spectrum of light is reflected more than the other colors of the spectrum in light causing it to look blue.
Not enough water in a glass to reflect enough blue spectrum to make it look blue.
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I'm an expert because I drink too much coffee and go to the bathroom a lot
#A At my house the water is blue thanks to those mint looking thingies you hang inside the toilet tank
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I'm an expert because I have a BB King t-shirt
A- you'd have the blues too with all the stuff dumped into you
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Not an answer but a true story. The BB King museum is in Indianola MS. Hotels in the area give out free bottled water because the tap water comes out brown...
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Q Why do birds always poop on my car right after I've washed it?
JuicyLucy
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I once had an eagle crap on my windshield, looked like small cow patty with bones in it
Wish I had a pic, but it happened back in the day
A: I’m an expert because I’m not an only child, but I’d have to say your eldest daughter
A. I’m an expert cause I eat chicken from Costco.. they have a built in radar to target nice cars.
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