I once had a wild turkey hit my windshield.I once had an eagle crap on my windshield, looked like small cow patty with bones in it
Wish I had a pic, but it happened back in the day
Turned my windshield into crushed ice but it stayed in place.
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Turned my windshield into crushed ice but it stayed in place.
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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#A Because you are an old cranky fart who runs them off your lawn, and they are opportunists out for revenge.
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I will counter with how much ground could a Groundhog grind if a Groundhog could grind ground?
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I'm an expert because I'm a byrd...
A- Chicken wings, chicken enchiladas, chicken fajitas, chicken a la king, chicken pot pie, etc...
I am an expert because I watched Red Green.
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About 6 Angstroms.
Depends on which molecules in the chicken though.
Lots of other obvious differences though.
The beak is different from the feet, etc.
I am an expert because everyone always trusts me after I tell them "trust me, I'm a scientist" even though everyone knows I'm not really a scientist.
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The 'E' is for Emma. Emma Wattson is a beautiful young actrice and she has a very powerful look to her eyes which created a time paradox, the result of which will cause a chain reaction that will unravel the very fabric of the spacetime continuum and destroy the entire universe less than 40 years from now. As for the 'I', trust me... that was just a simple typo from another movie.
I happen to be an expert because I really like pizza.
A# It's no longer blue because it got chosen.
I happen to be an expert because I hate shopping.
A# Because they see you more clearly
(love you gohper byrd)
I happen to be an expert because one lives in my neighbor's back yard.
A# A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
I happen to be an expert because I used to play piano.
A# Because don't know don't know.
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I once had an eagle crap on my windshield, looked like small cow patty with bones in it
Wish I had a pic, but it happened back in the day
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In my defence, I was left unsupervised ^^
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I’m an expert because I ate the egg
A# ask Cromwell his windshield loves fat bastard chickens
I am an expert because I have a hangnail.
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My windshield has no emotions so that would be a no.
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I'm an expert because my dad met Abbott and Costello...
A Why is in left field...
And woodchucks do not chuck wood they just dig under it and kick dirt on it.
And that is my expert opinion since they do it in my dirt floor shed.
Had to pull my utility trailer out because one wheel had been undermined by woodchucks and fallen down on the axle.
woodchucks will be dying. Hose on exhaust pipe and stuck down hole and stand by with shotgun for any to make a break for it.
I have plenty of land they are welcome on but not under my buildings.
And that is my expert opinion since they do it in my dirt floor shed.
Had to pull my utility trailer out because one wheel had been undermined by woodchucks and fallen down on the axle.
woodchucks will be dying. Hose on exhaust pipe and stuck down hole and stand by with shotgun for any to make a break for it.
I have plenty of land they are welcome on but not under my buildings.
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Shredded it. Gave up after v4.2Can’t answer an answer with an answer ....Better go check that flowchart
the answer I was answering was also a question?
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Shame 4.3 had the answer to everything
Nope that was 2A or 052 or 00101010
A: I’m an expert since I know Y comes before Z. Why didn’t ask Why..
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Do you have an off switch?
I am an expert because I am a mom
A: because I said so dammit, and that's all the reason you need
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#Q If animals could talk, which would be the most rude?
A: I’m an expert because I own Cats, the most rude animals are fish.. they straight up ignore you and don’t make say anything.
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I'm an expert because I'm staff for two cats.
A- Cats, because ours seem to think 3 am is when they should be fed. Further enforcement, our male cat Romeo beats up our female cat Juliet. He is not a Romeo.
(love you too Huck!)
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So happy to see you! Would ask how you've been but don't need all these so-called experts trying to answer
(Just teasing you guys - lets keep having fun!)
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Q Why is oval track racing (auto, speed skating, running) run counter-clockwise?
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I am an expert because I woke up this morning with a bad case of bed head.
A# Because Superman over-wound the planet trying to save Lois Lane, which makes him a selfish bastard.
I'm an expert because I once did some shady shit for a klondike bar
A: because that one time Daryl's cousin Billy had too much moonshine and forgot to get his mamaw's coffee cake so drove back to the store but got stuck in an endless loop and the other guys just started following him but they were faster and now we have nascar
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I am an expert because I am a varmint.
#A It is a kissing cousin to the Gopher Byrd. Not as cranky. Likes kids on the lawn. Does not yell, just makes kissy faces.
edit; only legal in Cali forn ia
So true.. mine chase each other around when the lights go off every night..
I am an expert because I'm an animal and I can talk.
A# Bus drivers. They went on strike because their boss wouldn't let them pee. That's so rude. Peeing is so rude.
I happen to be an expert because I own a Hoover.
A# Girls neither fart, nor burp, so no vacuum would be created.
I am an expert because I saved money by switching to Geico.
A# I would say nothing cuz god knows what's in your heart, but I'd carry an umbrella.
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