A dude at work used to assault the little kids section on a regular basis.On the plus side, the boys these days seem to be more into wearing girls' jeans than the baggy crap you geezers would have given me crap for 15 years ago...with luck it'll impact their ability to procreate.
I started the wraith of shit the others to it to a merciless level.
Skinny jeans, he got asked if his sister had a cute blouse he forgot to steal out of her closet with her jeans.
To small of suit.. got asked if he was going to get the hell beat out of him for raiding his closet.