if someone also leaked VAPE

[MyMagicMist]

I caught your drift, brother. Naughty!

Not quite kinky though. Unless of course, I use that PB for a lube. Ha! There we go now! I can outsmartz them FBI agents by PB-ing myself. I can swear I'm a Buckeye. They'll pass me by without a second glance.

Ah, and let me share some of my Shiny-itis woes of this Christmas Season.

Authentic Dovpo x Brian Topside Lite 90W TC VW Squonk Box Vape Mod - Red, 5~90W, 100~315'C, 1 x 20700 / 21700

Coppervape Royal Atty DB Style RDA Rebuildable Dripping Atomizer w/ BF
Pin - Silver, 316 Stainless Steel, 22mm Diameter

Authentic Oumier Wasp Nano Mini RDA Rebuildable Dripping Atomizer w/ BF
Pin - Transparent + Silver, PC + SS, 22mm Diameter

510 Replacement Drip Tip for RDA / RTA / RDTA / Sub-Ohm Tank Vape Atomizer - Translucent, PC, 10mm

That's an order listing, two different orders from 3FVape. These are items I bought today. I think Christmas day I got 10 meters of silicone tubing 3 mm OD 2 mm ID for my squonk mods for about $10 off of Amazon. All in this year I spent roughly $110 for vaping inclusive of a 1 L of base flavourless 18 mg nicotine per ml max VG juice. Well, maybe about $150-$160 given I bought some wire I just recalled. Today though was about $70 out of that, and look I'm even getting a *gasp* regulated squonk mod. The world ends now in case you wondered.

Then again, that's probably like $160 every two years of vaping for me. I'm doing horrid I know spending roughly $80 annually for vaping shit.

I don't have any other real vices though. I might spend $20 every two years on alcohol, if even that. I don't really drink for a darn any more. I don't buy comic books any more either, or bowl, or fish, hunt, trap, stalk. I seldom buy any clothes for myself. I wear stuff until it gets thread bare and someone gets me new, or at least new to me. I'm not into jewellery. I'd like more ink but it's ridiculously expensive so i put it off.

Hoping when we get our place I can build a kiln, get a pottery wheel. I'm also looking to do some little farming, grow us enough to eat on with surplus for trade. Guess I'm just not a spend all the money type of person. It's just money, stuff I let her used to pay bills. I don't fool with it often, can see how it causes strife.

 

[nadalama]

Not quite kinky though. Unless of course, I use that PB for a lube. Ha! There we go now! I can outsmartz them FBI agents by PB-ing myself. I can swear I'm a Buckeye. They'll pass me by without a second glance.

Just put yer camo on, they'll never know you're there. S...M...H...

 

[The Cromwell]

I leak a bit of scented vapor from time to time...

 

[MyMagicMist]

Just put yer camo on, they'll never know you're there. S...M...H...

Right! *dons his ghila suit with its brush camo* Got to tell this dumb boy everything. He can't 'member shit. Ah, look, a squirrel! *starts chasing it*

 

[Rhianne]

I leak a bit of scented vapor from time to time...

From aroma flavors?

 

[nadalama]

From aroma flavors?

Well, if ya wanna call that aroma....

 

[The Cromwell]

Well, if ya wanna call that aroma....

Oh it is for sure an aroma

 

[SteveS45]

 

[Rhianne]

This thread has been very funny today. I needed a good laugh. Thanks, y’all.

 

[SteveS45]

 

[MyMagicMist]

Think a good few of us needed a good laugh, a collective ease back into living sigh, after the holiday uproar. Not a thing wrong owning to that. We are ever so frail us human creatures, yet think we are so invulnerable as to live ever more without cause of alarm over peril. Pity then we stop, take stock, admit to ourselves the truth. Or is it a pity at all?

Go ask that wise man on his high hill, I say. I'll be occupied doing else whiles and what nots. Grown tired of such questions never bearing fruit of genuine answers. I go make my own, seems to help, lest ways for me.

 

[Smigo]

Vape steam, soaring mod, evaporation, pressed start, sprayed in my face, electrical device froze, then purged.
So very happy this advice,

 

[Anibird]

I spent all day and half the night trying to fix my nozzle so I can soar. Then I finally remembered about that start button. Wish that part had been in bold.

 

[nadalama]

I spent all day and half the night trying to fix my nozzle so I can soar. Then I finally remembered about that start button. Wish that part had been in bold.

Back already? You didn't soar for very long! Did your evaporator go on the fritz? Gosh, I sure hate it when that happens. Sometimes it does, though, especially if you nozzles aren't adjusted exactly right.

That's it! You forgot to calibrate your nozzles! Oh, joy!!!!

 

[Anibird]

Oh cool! I'm going to calibrate my nozzles and go soar for a while. Thanks for the tip!

 

[SteveS45]

 

[SteveS45]

 

[MyMagicMist]

Vape steam, soaring mod, evaporation, pressed start, sprayed in my face, electrical device froze, then purged.
So very happy this advice,

"ACME Soaring devices is glad you're a happy customer. Please return purged device for re-manufacturing at your earliest convenience. We will fully adjust and clean nozzles to spray in your face again. Remember if it has no inscription "Only You Can Push Start", it is not an authentic ACME Soaring device."

Oh hell, I've had my kidney washed and become an ACME Soaring devices spokesperson.

 

[Rhianne]

I spent all day and half the night trying to fix my nozzle so I can soar. Then I finally remembered about that start button. Wish that part had been in bold.

Not your squonking nozzle, I hope.

 

[ajvapes]

I spent all day and half the night trying to fix my nozzle so I can soar. Then I finally remembered about that start button. Wish that part had been in bold.

Tap the start button correctly and Bold Soaring will commence, nozzles will self calibrate,,,,Let the party begin...Potos will be appreciated...

 

[Jinx'd]

i am now offering a nozzle cleaning, adjustment and soaring assistance service.

females only. dudes need not apply.

 

[nadalama]

i am now offering a nozzle cleaning, adjustment and soaring assistance service.

females only. dudes need not apply.

Why am I not surprised? Just 'splain that to me, k?

 

[Rhianne]

i am now offering a nozzle cleaning, adjustment and soaring assistance service.

females only. dudes need not apply.

Just no mod boring, please!!

 

[Jinx'd]

Why am I not surprised?


Just 'splain that to me, k?

all, or chosen, nozzles and buttons, will be "thoroughly", inspected, cleaned, adjusted and lubed, for proper soaring experience.
boring is available for an extra fee.

all for the everyday low price of $0.00. donations of juices will be greatfully accepted .
act now and get 2 for the same low low price ! shipping extra, ORDER NOW !

 

[Rhianne]

all, or chosen, nozzles and buttons, will be "thoroughly", inspected, cleaned, adjusted and lubed, for proper soaring experience.
boring is available for an extra fee.

all for the everyday low price of $0.00. donations of juices will be greatfully accepted .
act now and get 2 for the same low low price ! shipping extra, ORDER NOW !

It’s like stopping in at Jiffy Lube!

 

[nadalama]

all, or chosen, nozzles and buttons, will be "thoroughly", inspected, cleaned, adjusted and lubed, for proper soaring experience.
boring is available for an extra fee.

all for the everyday low price of $0.00. donations of juices will be greatfully accepted .
act now and get 2 for the same low low price ! shipping extra, ORDER NOW !

You just won't do. I swear it.

 

[nadalama]

It’s like stopping in at Jiffy Lube!

10 points for Rhianne!

 

[ajvapes]

It’s like stopping in at Jiffy Lube!

If ya want the job done right , ya gotta go to the Pro....

 

[Rhianne]

If ya want the job done right , ya gotta go to the Pro....
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X Rated and animated! Fritz is great, though. Just no bag o tricks like Felix.

 

[ajvapes]

X Rated and animated! Fritz is great, though. Just no bag o tricks like Felix.

Don't need trix when fritz is around......

 

[Rhianne]

Don't need trix when fritz is around......

Silly wabbit, don’t mess with my Felix!

 

[MyMagicMist]

Wish that part had been in bold.

"We at ACME will take this in consideration for newer models. This may mean we need to use lower quality nozzles though as the bold inscribing process is more costly. While we dislike using lower quality products we also realize a trade off is acceptable for customer satisfaction at our current price point."

Tap the start button correctly and Bold Soaring will commence, nozzles will self calibrate,,,,Let the party begin...

"The legal department of ACME strongly advises against bold soaring. We have seen in laboratory testing bold soaring leads to not good things health wise. This is why it is not suggested."

*Gomer Pile voice* "I'll tell you wut!"
...
"Wut!"

Here in WV we're seeing a lawyer advertisement campaign. This may not seem noteworthy. It is not as lawyers chase ambulances, malpractice doctors the world over. What makes it of note is they are now advertising you can sue and get compensation for addiction to vaping devices, damages caused by vaping. It explains that vaping is not safer than cigarettes.

I'm left shaking my head and saying, "well piss." Do we not have laws against false advertisement? Is it not false to lie about the safety of a product already proven safer than another product? Someone qualified please explain this fucked up shit to me.

Can vaping addiction be considered a disability?

 

[Rhianne]

"We at ACME will take this in consideration for newer models. This may mean we need to use lower quality nozzles though as the bold inscribing process is more costly. While we dislike using lower quality products we also realize a trade off is acceptable for customer satisfaction at our current price point."



"The legal department of ACME strongly advises against bold soaring. We have seen in laboratory testing bold soaring leads to not good things health wise. This is why it is not suggested."

I heard a straight up commercial for Acme on an OTR show a while back, from the Mutual Network on the East coast. It cracked me up.

 

[MyMagicMist]

I heard a straight up commercial for Acme on an OTR show a while back, from the Mutual Network on the East coast. It cracked me up.

I think Acme began by crafting anvils. They then moved to amalgamate with various conglomerations into various fields, toothpastes, socks, sewing needles, safety pins, soaps, you could name it and likely had a product to match competitors at the lowest cost. My grandmother had to buy parts for her old foot pedal Singer sewing machine from Acme, Singer had stopped making some parts and did away with the schematics to make them.

Acme still carried all parts and kept producing them. It was odd, she told Pap to get the Acme salesman to call by the house. Pap had no clue so asked the attorney/insurance man he had handle family affairs. A day later the Acme salesman comes by and looks over her Singer, tells her he'll be back in three days with all the parts and was, he even installed them properly and got her running again.

 

[lordmage]

when ever i hear of acme i think of this guy

 

[ajvapes]

when ever i hear of acme i think of this guy

Must be a different division of the company, ACME Safe and Explosives

 

[Rhianne]

when ever i hear of acme i think of this guy

That’s why I laughed when I heard a real commercial for the “Acme Company”!

 

[MyMagicMist]

Must be a different division of the company, ACME Safe and Explosives

That's why nothing went boom earlier when I was doing six things at once, remembered all the dots in their correct places. I forgot and used explosives from U.S. Demolitions and not Acme.

Wait, I was using explosives? I'm not sure.

Why would I be using explosives? I have no valid need to use explosives.

Did I use them? No, I don't think I did on rethinking what I was doing, although the possibility exists. I'm never too certain what my clones get into doing, or why. Besides that I might have if i consider that I had to remove a portion of wall. Hm.

*hears the Jeopardy music, walks away slowly*

 

[nadalama]

I think Acme began by crafting anvils. They then moved to amalgamate with various conglomerations into various fields, toothpastes, socks, sewing needles, safety pins, soaps, you could name it and likely had a product to match competitors at the lowest cost. My grandmother had to buy parts for her old foot pedal Singer sewing machine from Acme, Singer had stopped making some parts and did away with the schematics to make them.

Acme still carried all parts and kept producing them. It was odd, she told Pap to get the Acme salesman to call by the house. Pap had no clue so asked the attorney/insurance man he had handle family affairs. A day later the Acme salesman comes by and looks over her Singer, tells her he'll be back in three days with all the parts and was, he even installed them properly and got her running again.

I first learned to sew on one of those old treadle Singer machines. Things were awesome. I'd trade my modern machine right now for one of those Singers.

 

[The Cromwell]

I first learned to sew on one of those old treadle Singer machines. Things were awesome. I'd trade my modern machine right now for one of those Singers.

I have 2.
No trade though family links.

 

[Rhianne]

I have 2.
No trade though family links.

I think my mom inherited one before I was born. But I’m sure she got rid of it when they sold the house. It was so cool!

 

[The Cromwell]

One was my mothers and grandmothers and the other one was the wifes grandmothers.
the electric ones are much more versatile though.

 

[MyMagicMist]

I first learned to sew on one of those old treadle Singer machines. Things were awesome. I'd trade my modern machine right now for one of those Singers.

Enjoyed learning to use it for what little I did. Grandma thought I could better practice coordination learning to sew by hand. Learned to put buttons back on using a match stick. It was funny because I wound up teaching my aunt. I can still darn socks although do not bother any more. Seems my wife keeps me with a full sock drawer.

 

[MyMagicMist]

the electric ones are much more versatile though.

Maybe so. Still I would reckon not losing the skill to sew & I can use it without electricity. That makes a human hand doing it more portable.

This is why I enjoy the Foxfire books. They record experiences from ones that did, and often did so without some of our modern conveniences. Some of the subjects include gardening, mule trading, sewing, trapping, moon-shining, building beds, building houses or structures.

Have also always enjoyed going out and doing whatever to learn to do it. Learned the rough basics of building a cinder block root cellar with my Pap and uncle Buddy. They also taught me about shoring up a house from the inside. I have learned a great deal from that way as well as books. Books though let us keep the records so as to go back to check ourselves, offer guidance. "If you don't know, that's fine. At least know where to go to look for what you don't know. Once you have that, you have freedom", said my welding teacher and echoed by a world history teacher, an English teacher and even Henry Ford.

So many phrasing that axiom would seem to indicate a value to it, and that it is indeed a Truth of living. "Where there's smoke, ..".

Know I'm not saying or teaching anything unknown by you. Not intending to do that either. I'm merely rambling, chatting a bit. Yes, I know ... "get to work on your stories, son." I will momentarily too. Need to do what I dislike to get to do what I like, no fault to not wanting to get motivated. Need to put something in my belly. Well, reckon I should so I, ...

 

[SteveS45]

Enjoyed learning to use it for what little I did. Grandma thought I could better practice coordination learning to sew by hand. Learned to put buttons back on using a match stick. It was funny because I wound up teaching my aunt. I can still darn socks although do not bother any more. Seems my wife keeps me with a full sock drawer.

I recently hemmed a pair of shorts using the sewing machine. My Sweetie and my Buddy said you know how to use a sewing machine??? My answer was it is just a machine and you never heard of a Tailor?

 

[Rhianne]

One was my mothers and grandmothers and the other one was the wifes grandmothers.
the electric ones are much more versatile though.

This had a cool Singer table thing. My mom used to alter all our clothes. I guess eventually clothing became more disposable through Chinese imports, but I miss the old days.

 

[Rhianne]

Maybe so. Still I would reckon not losing the skill to sew & I can use it without electricity. That makes a human hand doing it more portable.

This is why I enjoy the Foxfire books. They record experiences from ones that did, and often did so without some of our modern conveniences. Some of the subjects include gardening, mule trading, sewing, trapping, moon-shining, building beds, building houses or structures.

Have also always enjoyed going out and doing whatever to learn to do it. Learned the rough basics of building a cinder block root cellar with my Pap and uncle Buddy. They also taught me about shoring up a house from the inside. I have learned a great deal from that way as well as books. Books though let us keep the records so as to go back to check ourselves, offer guidance. "If you don't know, that's fine. At least know where to go to look for what you don't know. Once you have that, you have freedom", said my welding teacher and echoed by a world history teacher, an English teacher and even Henry Ford.

So many phrasing that axiom would seem to indicate a value to it, and that it is indeed a Truth of living. "Where there's smoke, ..".

Know I'm not saying or teaching anything unknown by you. Not intending to do that either. I'm merely rambling, chatting a bit. Yes, I know ... "get to work on your stories, son." I will momentarily too. Need to do what I dislike to get to do what I like, no fault to not wanting to get motivated. Need to put something in my belly. Well, reckon I should so I, ...

What are the Foxfire books? :hugzilla:

 

[The Cromwell]

This had a cool Singer table thing. My mom used to alter all our clothes. I guess eventually clothing became more disposable through Chinese imports, but I miss the old days.

Ahh but before the cheap Chinese clothing there was the India and Bangladesh suppliers.

 

[The Cromwell]

What are the Foxfire books? :hugzilla:

Required reading for all hippies back in the day

 

[Rhianne]

Ahh but before the cheap Chinese clothing there was the India and Bangladesh suppliers.

That’s true. I can’t remember the last time I saw any clothing that was made in this country. Is it like this in Europe, too?