'round here, we call em the jakes, cuz all cops look like some guy named "Jake."
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THAT'S THE GUY!!!
No, really though. Next time you get pulled over and the officer is asking you for your liscence, registration, and such, just say, "Oh, hi Jake!" Proceed to make smalltalk about people, places and events with a cop like you know him. Just nod and smile when he says things and stuff. He will send you off with a nod and a friendly wave. Speed off into the night. You now rule this town. Works every time.
No, really though. Next time you get pulled over and the officer is asking you for your liscence, registration, and such, just say, "Oh, hi Jake!" Proceed to make smalltalk about people, places and events with a cop like you know him. Just nod and smile when he says things and stuff. He will send you off with a nod and a friendly wave. Speed off into the night. You now rule this town. Works every time.
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Marvin is a crappy name for a cop. 
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Listen, all cops know that they look like they're named "Jake." People constantly mistake them for some other "Jake" and they know it. It's no doubt plagued them throughout their own lives. But it belittles them to correct you, so they play along. One day, they hope to be all of the Jake's that we all know and love. It's a rare chance to not get messed with.
Your main mistake was not assuming that his name was "Jake." Woulda made things a lot easier for the both of you.
Tellim I'm Jim, from Sandusky, Ohio. I'm sure he'll know me.
Oh, no. OH NO!
When a dude loses his khakis, he can't find his pants.
When a dude from Boston loses his khakis, he can't start his car.
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wait for it.....
When a dude from Boston loses his khakis, he can't start his car.
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wait for it.....
Why do dudes from Boston not buy more pairs of khakis?
So, a horse walks into a bar... ...several people leave, recognizing the immediate danger of the situation.
...I'm clearly not from Boston. Are khakis like a driver's license there? If so, can I like, drive into say, Boston without a license and pass by when I step out of the car and Jake sees my $40 khakis?
...I'm clearly not from Boston. Are khakis like a driver's license there? If so, can I like, drive into say, Boston without a license and pass by when I step out of the car and Jake sees my $40 khakis?
Ahh, the clue is the answer.
Boston - now say BAA ston
Khaki now SAY KAA ki
Khaki now SAY KAA ki
Can you run that by me again after I've found my car keys? Actually, I probably shouldn't drive right now.
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And I seriously can't watch that State Farm commercial without laughing, now.
And I seriously can't watch that State Farm commercial without laughing, now.
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Haha, I get up a 4:30am to go to work on Saturdays and Sundays... ...retail man, it's a thing.
I lose.
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I'm still winning in last place. This is like the special Olympics.
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Only split ends have 2 ends. Lines have a beginning and an ending, unless, of course, there's a fork in the road, in which case you have a choice to make. I shall choose door number 3 for the win please.
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Haha, reminds me of a line I read on the walls of a metaphorical bathroom stall in another life (I can't remember where I read it.)
But anywho, it went something like "Dear pessimist and optimist, while you two were busy debating over whether the glass of water was half-full or half-empty, I drank it. Sincerely, the opportunist."
Always thought that was a neat way to look at difficult situations and impasses.