Last one to post wins

[dreadacidic_mel]

But is it actually morning?

 

[Breazy_Com]

Not here well technically it is. 12:38 am. At work for the night shift that sucks. We ruined Marcus's joke I think

 

[dreadacidic_mel]

Did you hide his punchline somewhere?

 

[Breazy_Com]

Come on Marcus finish the joke lol.

 

[RMarcusY]

It's tomorrow,,,,, you are from the future,,,, can you tell me what horse to bet on in my tomorrow?

 

[Breazy_Com]

See a good looking girl comes in and distracts us lmao

 

[dreadacidic_mel]

Omg where?

 

[Breazy_Com]

lol Flattery will get me nowhere right?

 

[dreadacidic_mel]

Unless it's got 4 legs and says 'neigh', I doubt it.

 

[Breazy_Com]

But I worked on a ranch for years with horses. I even used to barrel race in the rodeo.

 

[dreadacidic_mel]

I grew up right next to a Bedouin goat farm. Does that count?

 

[Breazy_Com]

ok have to sign off for a while have fun and Marcus finish the joke so when I check back I can read it

 

[Breazy_Com]

goats are cool !

 

[Scooter 72]

Goats have class.

scooter

 

[RMarcusY]

What joke? I was just looking out the window and saw a bear and chicken walk into a bar, They went up to the barkeeper and said something, I couldn't hear what they said, but I could see that the barkeeper was laughing.

 

[Scooter 72]

I was driving my bassboat thru the streets of Colorado the other day smoking a J. Got pull by the cops. He never said a word about the J. Just wanted to no why I was driving my bassboat. Down the street. I love this town. I think I'll move here

scooter
I did however have my life jacket on so he couldn't right me a ticket

 

[dreadacidic_mel]

I don't know what a bassboat is but I know what a Christiania bike is and if I had one of those I'd totally ride it down the street wearing a life jacket. On my head.

 

[RMarcusY]

 

[JahmezOkieDokie]

I don't know what a bassboat is

Not to be a smart ass, but I believe it is a boat in which one uses for the sport of catching bass.

 

[Scooter 72]

Why yes, yes it is. Its also made for water not the streets. But when your smoking good enuff **** anything is possible.

scooter

 

[Breazy_Com]

Why yes, yes it is. Its also made for water not the streets. But when your smoking good enuff **** anything is possible.

scooter

Lol

 

[RMarcusY]

Is it my turn yet?

 

[Scooter 72]

It was, but now it's not. I'm sorry

scooter

 

[RMarcusY]

Oklahoma teacher sends a kid home with a note to parents that said the kid was evil and broken because the kid was left handed.

 

[Joshua Iles]

Oklahoma teacher sends a kid home with a note to parents that said the kid was evil and broken because the kid was left handed.

I saw a little blurb about that, I hope the teacher was promptly fired and may serve out the rest of their days flipping Burgers.

 

[RMarcusY]

They should make her flip the burgers with her left hand.

 

[Breazy_Com]

lol

 

[RMarcusY]

Are any of you "broken or evil"?
If you are raise your left hands.

 

[Scooter 72]

You rang

scooter
Wait what hand is my don't care bear holding up. Oh yeah left hand. That's for you stinky teacher

 

[Breazy_Com]

I'm right handed but I'm broken, evil and in general twisted in the mind lmao

 

[RMarcusY]

I thought you were "under handed"

 

[RMarcusY]

Any evil, left handed people win any juice today?

 

[Scooter 72]

I just won the Breazy.com slurpie e juice contest. Thanks Breazy you guys are great

 

[RMarcusY]

When you come to a fork in the road.
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pick it up.

 

[RMarcusY]

Trump was at the state fair today.
Bricks in the wall.

 

[Breazy_Com]

In For A WIN !

 

[RMarcusY]

I thought everyone forgot about me here, I got scared being all alone with no one to talk to but myself. And I've already heard all my stories and was getting board.

 

[Scooter 72]

Well tell us the ones weve missed

scooter

 

[RMarcusY]

Have you heard the one about the chicken and the bear going into the bar?

 

[Scooter 72]

Nope what happened

scooter

 

[RMarcusY]

How about the lazy ass mail man that didn't deliver any of the mail on my block today. He sent my vape mail back to Texas, because he couldn't find my house. I watched ,he didn't deliver any mail on this whole block.

 

[Scooter 72]

Now that a*#$ ain't funny

scooter

 

[Saddletramp1200]

He is on your street too. I give the little "lazy notes" to my regular letter carrier. He brings my stuff.

 

[Scooter 72]

That ain't nothing. They've changed all the postal routes around here. If my mail comes from Cali it come rite by Virginia and goes down to N.C and then back up to Virginia. Where's the since in that crap. Our goverment is so smart. Now that's a joke. Lol

scooter

 

[Saddletramp1200]

I have a parcel sent from Cali, it's now in New Jersey. At last map of the U.S. Houston, is between them. Reminds me of an old country song. "I wonder if I can get to L.A. Via Omaha." Charlie Daniels band.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Only people on earth I can't say too, "If your that fuckin' stupid, forget my address". That would be a bad idea on my part.

 

[RMarcusY]

Now I remember what the bear said, he told the bartender he had a flat.

 

[RMarcusY]

And the chicken ask if he could give him change for a one.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

And wisdom was at his finger tips. Hit's frozen, hit the reset again. And it was good.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Same thing except ? What would you do? Take his help? Take his keys, take a vape? Trick question. Help that person was the correct answer. (this will be on the test)