Last one to post wins

[zaroba]

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went to collage?
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bison.

And neither were seen again because they were ground up and used to make burgers.

 

[RMarcusY]

bison burgers,
My cousin has a bison ranch here in Okla. Mix half bison and half pork sausage, best burger you can eat.

 

[Huckleberried]

Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
I posted this yesterday, but put today's date on it so it will show up here tomorrow.

So you're USPS.

 

[RMarcusY]

How dare you call me that. That's about the worst thing someone could call me.

 

[Huckleberried]

I'm sorry. You can win now.

 

[RMarcusY]

I forgive you.
I forgot what you said.
I forgot....................................................................
what was.............................
who..........................
Hell-0 have a nice day.

 

[Breazy_Com]

That was the funniest insult I've ever seen lmao. Huck your getting there. Almost as witty as Marcus. Good day everyone !

 

[zaroba]

Good morning from Amhurst Ohio

 

[RMarcusY]

Good afternoon, windows ten win.
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[Huckleberried]

That's actually a total of 11. Winlose for you.

 

[RMarcusY]

 

[Huckleberried]

LMAO!!!!

 

[RMarcusY]

!!!!

 

[Breazy_Com]

LMAO to a busted ass WIN !

 

[RMarcusY]

Aren't you at work?
Remember work?
It's a four letter word.

 

[Breazy_Com]

Regular work this week on days. But going to work now win ! See ya later. Have a great day !

 

[Petyr]

Win ?

 

[RMarcusY]

Winning during the day shift.

 

[zaroba]

Winning while off-duty

 

[Breazy_Com]

9:24pm Win ! See Ya Later ! Thanks for the nice post in the contest Marcus !

 

[RMarcusY]

No problem. thanks for giving juice to the members.
WIN

 

[carley816]

I'll be back in a year

 

[RMarcusY]

We'll wait for you.
Until then "I WIN"

 

[Breazy_Com]

Rainy morning before work win ! Have a great day !

 

[RMarcusY]

Rainy morning here as well.

 

[Huckleberried]

Sun JUST came out win. I've quite enjoyed the rainy, cloudy, cool days the last few.

 

[thewanderernick]

Quick win while everyone is checking out the sky.

 

[RMarcusY]

Looks like some of the people in the NE part of the US are getting a little too much rain.
I saw on the news, a guy rescuing animals that were caught in the floods. His name was Noah.

 

[dreadacidic_mel]

Did he build his own boat?

 

[thewanderernick]

Everything should be fine in a month for him and the pets.

 

[RMarcusY]

He said someone helped with the plans, but he would not name who it was.

 

[dreadacidic_mel]

Stingy bastard.

 

[thewanderernick]

voldemort probably, because he cannot be named

 

[RMarcusY]

 

[thewanderernick]

This reminds me of zoolander. How are the kids supposed to fit in there.

 

[RMarcusY]

The cubit is an ancient unit based on the forearm length from the middle finger tip to the elbow bottom.

 

[thewanderernick]

I guess people with small feet made a killing back then

 

[Huckleberried]

Wait a minute... I thought his name was Evan.

 

[RMarcusY]

I waited 3 minutes, is that enough even if I wait more I still win.

 

[zaroba]

Winning from near Dayton Ohio....while broken down with a possibly severe engine issue

 

[thewanderernick]

sympathy win

 

[wally]

I will never win I have no luck.

 

[RMarcusY]

Did you remember to put fuel in the tanks?

 

[Huckleberried]

"Did you turn it off, then on again?"

 

[RMarcusY]

Kick it, wiggle the plug or something.
What movie was that from? Was it "War games"?

 

[Breazy_Com]

Home from work win ! On call this weekend with all the rain ! Looks like 3-4 hour commutes

 

[zaroba]

Lol, plenty of fuel. Don't think trying to turn it back on would be wise.

Heard a bang then lost engine power and started billowing white smoke. Was expecting a fire but found oil pouring out the exhaust pipe. Possibly a blown turbo.

 

[Huckleberried]

Oh man. That REALLY sucks. Be safe.

 

[Breazy_Com]

No it's going to be like an episode of Ice Road Truckers without the ice lol. Have to wait to get rescued

 

[Huckleberried]

Road trip!!