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Smart ass, rotfl, I win msg 6666. Domino, pay the old man. 
Shhhhh he will show up!
They didn't listen, & fed him after midnight.
If that fucker multiplies I'm coming after both of ya.
Slight chance of that, they catch them before they get loose most of the time.
Sure were more than happy to help.
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Did you know he used to be a game ranger?
A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was co...nfronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?
“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”
A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was co...nfronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?
“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”
MR Ducks
no, MR not ducks
OSAR ducks, CMPN?
LIB MR ducks.
no, MR not ducks
OSAR ducks, CMPN?
LIB MR ducks.
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Duck walks into a grocery store, approaches the store manager...
Duck: Hi, got any duck food?
Manager: No, we don't sell duck food, now go on outta here.
Duck leaves...
The next day, duck walks into the grocery store, approaches the manager...
Duck: Got any duck food?
Manager: No, I told you yesterday we don't sell duck food. Now get out and don't come back or I'll nail your feet to the floor.
Duck leaves...
The next day, duck walks into the grocery store, approaches the manager...
Duck: Got any nails?
Manager: What? No we don't have nails!
Duck: Got any duck food?
Duck: Hi, got any duck food?
Manager: No, we don't sell duck food, now go on outta here.
Duck leaves...
The next day, duck walks into the grocery store, approaches the manager...
Duck: Got any duck food?
Manager: No, I told you yesterday we don't sell duck food. Now get out and don't come back or I'll nail your feet to the floor.
Duck leaves...
The next day, duck walks into the grocery store, approaches the manager...
Duck: Got any nails?
Manager: What? No we don't have nails!
Duck: Got any duck food?
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And you think I'm scarey
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Congrats, Scooter! Make me some chili!
We might be if they pay us enough.
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Sour cream!!
I hate quoting myself, but did anyone actually get this?
n the morning Tom calls to his boss:
- Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss replies:
- You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:
- Boss, I followed your advise, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.
- Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss replies:
- You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:
- Boss, I followed your advise, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.
I did, the posts are coming too fast, I can't keep up.
The Forum is Rockin' tonight!
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With bacon
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I don't throw rocks any more you can put someone's eye out
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Mmmm bacon!
I still want Ironman's suit.
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I can get you the " Tin mans" shit how bout that
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No, I mean Iron Man. That suit is just flippin' badass. I want one of those so I can do stuff!
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Damit can't keep nothing a secret any more
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But at the same time.......... Wth??????????
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No clue...And 1 more ransom picture of scooter.
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I was actually proud of this one. Front page
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You no what you call a gang on scooters?
Mopagens. Lol
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Mopagens. Lol
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You've seen them to. Lol
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You have no idea how much that scares me.
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Ate at a well known Texas burger chain minutes ago. 2 1/2 pound burgers. Onion rings, & large shake. My buddy ate 2 1/2 burgers. But he threw up in the parking lot, I win.
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Two 2 one half pound burgers, (double meat, double cheese) loaded. Their large. I have made a 2 1/2 burger before. Fed several people.
I only ride Hogs, I'm not one.