Welcome to my world.Why can I remember lyrics to about a million songs.. But yet can't remember why I walked into the living room.
Welcome to my world.Why can I remember lyrics to about a million songs.. But yet can't remember why I walked into the living room.
And eating plenty of sausage too.There is never shame in knowledge. I never make fun of people. I have a prediction tho. Jared is going to be Tossin' salad soon.
Amen!!There is no limit to how fuckin' funny that is. I have Zero tolerance for that shit. Tie him to a stump, let the Bugs & the snakes, & the Gators do the rest.
Leave me out of it.I wouldn't touch him if he were made out of platinum and tasted like raspberry cream.There is no limit to how fuckin' funny that is. I have Zero tolerance for that shit. Tie him to a stump, let the Bugs & the snakes, & the Gators do the rest.
Then why are your pants....Oh never mind.I've had one of those days, that everything went right.
This is THE question of a lifetime! I have the same issue, but I can remember music I listened to while cruisin' the drag as a teenager.Why can I remember lyrics to about a million songs.. But yet can't remember why I walked into the living room.
I'm doing that rite now. LolThis is THE question of a lifetime! I have the same issue, but I can remember music I listened to while cruisin' the drag as a teenager.
Another chillin with the wife an kiddos watching college football.
Must be nice at work and snowingAnother chillin with the wife an kiddos watching college football.
Some people are different than others. I think there is an ignore thing somewhere. I dont need it ,you may want to use it.I need a thread that contains no Stevegmo ugh!!
Tap crap doesn't let me ignore lolSome people are different than others. I think there is an ignore thing somewhere. I dont need it ,you may want to use it.
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Especially if the person is a friend and the object thrown is a knife...The trick is to miss by just a little.don't throw things at people when they're not looking. It's no fun unless you get to see the look on their face just before it hits them.
An old girlfriend of mine used to say..."Sex isn't the answer...It's the question,the answer is always and all ways"Alcohol is not the answer to all questions..... but at least it makes you forget the question!!!
I prefer a nice big handful of keys.They're legal to carry in every state.I have never been asked a question that a good fitting set of brass knuckles couldn't answer.
Or as I sometimes say "Fuck me I'm all out of enemies".Ah shit, it's been so long since I have pissed anyone off I forgot how to do it.
I might not have many friends,however I have no enemies.They're all dead.Or as I sometimes say "Fuck me I'm all out of enemies".