Last one to post wins

[RMarcusY]

I'll cook for you, but I warn you,,,,, It's been a couple of weeks since I've been with a lady and you should not bend over and touch your toes near me.

 

[Huckleberried]

Better watch out Hank!

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

Better watch out Hank!

I bend at the knees lol worse comes to worse, I'll kick whatever fell to the corner & get it there, back to the wall

 

[Scooter 72]

Well that's all the wood I wana split for awhile

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[Breazy_Com]

Ok I win because I'm a vendor lol !

 

[zaroba]

Me to then, soon. lol

 

[Breazy_Com]

That's right ! I'm really hoping good things for you and your business ! Ok it's like 38 degrees out time to wash the car lol. TTYL

 

[RMarcusY]

We hit 77 yesterday
Looking forward to 71+ today.
Good day to "play outside"

 

[Scooter 72]

That's right ! I'm really hoping good things for you and your business ! Ok it's like 38 degrees out time to wash the car lol. TTYL

Lol go ahead and in the morn your front-end will be stuck to the ground and you'll year it off when you back out like my neighbor did. It was so funny seeing that bumper just sitting there like that

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[RenoMama]

High of 37 forecasted for the day here. Sure miss being warm.

 

[Scooter 72]

Kinda like this But the bumper was still in it

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[snake94115]

Now you wont be able to spend money on dating.
The hooker worked

 

[snake94115]

Until I get my vision back I can't even drive.
I had a nightmare last night, and I blame YOU.

 

[snake94115]

I'm sorry. No I'm not how else could she have got those on over them legs. More or less how does she get them down. Lol

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Bad logic..Syntax Error.........Requires more cheese.

 

[snake94115]

Was it like those dreams where your falling, but instead it was a fat hooker falling on you?

beginners nightmare!
Welcome to Mine!!!!!

 

[snake94115]

I DON'T want to know.

Too Late as per http://vapingunderground.com/threads/last-one-to-post-wins.59080/page-172#post-913646

 

[snake94115]

Zaroba is that you under there someone dial 911

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How is that a nightmare...Be specific when answering!

 

[Scooter 72]

How is that a nightmare...Be specific when answering!

Stuck under that big ass women. Shit I'm claustrophobic I couldn't do it

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[snake94115]

Nope, not me.
But the person might prefer that you called a crane or forklift instead.

As you wish

 

[snake94115]

*sneaks in for the win while everybody is away bleaching their eyes after seeing the pics*

PSSHT...My mind bleach beats your eye bleach every time,

GOOGLE (Futanari)

 

[snake94115]

Thats over sorry..



No I'm not ha. I win

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Please....

 

[snake94115]

yes, go to confession.

I'll hold your spot for you while your gone

Right Pew, Wrong Church!

 

[snake94115]

Your not very good at holding his spot

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I thouught he might be confessing to holding something else...Oh Dear!

 

[snake94115]

Not scared
more traumatized.

I thought only my daisy dukes did that....LMAO

 

[Scooter 72]

I thouught he might be confessing to holding something else...Oh Dear!

Funny funny

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[snake94115]

That's hysterical ! Love the fact that he's at the beach and has a winter coat on lol. Needless to say he's a plumber right ? lol

Or an electrician

 

[Scooter 72]

I'm not Catholic anyways. I'm skynard Baptist

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[Huckleberried]

66 degrees here right now. So weird.

 

[snake94115]

This slightly confuses me...Yep I'm officially (CONFUZZLED)

 

[Scooter 72]

66 degrees here right now. So weird.

49 here so yeah that's weird

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[snake94115]

I don't think any animals were killed to make this.

WRONG!!!!!!!!

 

[Scooter 72]

This slightly confuses me...Yep I'm officially (CONFUZZLED)

Is that blocked or his version of a butt crack

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[snake94115]

ECF? It's another forum. Very strict rules there, not incredibly friendly crowd. Is this the guy you won juice from?

Wait ECF still exists?
They actually have winable contests?
You serious Miss Huck?
Even my legs can only be pulled so far dear...

 

[snake94115]

Yeah probably not for me then. I don't like stupid people

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Unless they're hot

 

[snake94115]

LOL. Yeah I was a member there for a bit, but they were banning people left and right for the silliest things. If you do visit there, keep the language 100% clean. A LOT of the people here got tired of all the crap there. And don't look at anyone sideways.

Seriously.

Language Bleach?
I call that censorship...And I can't even talk about how I feel about that without violating RULE #6!

EDIT: Bad Spelling

 

[snake94115]

Anyone up?

I'm always up...Sleep is for sissies.

 

[Scooter 72]

Unless they're hot

LOL

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[Hank F. Spankman]

Unless they're hot

 

[snake94115]

No No No...Rule #1 = D.T.A.
D.T.A. = Don't Trust Anybody

 

[snake94115]

She's waiting for you

The line starts at Hollywood & Vine Sir.
"No time for crazy tonight" - Montel Williams.

 

[snake94115]

meat is meat

No it isn't!
95% of people are clueless about this...SAD BUT TRUE.

http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-the-Difference-Between-Bulls,-Cows,-Steers-and-Heifers

 

[snake94115]

Dam I gotta give you this you got spirit

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And a few other things...Coughs.
There might be more than 1 way to skin a cat, Conversely there is only 1 reason an average dude is called (SNAKE).

 

[snake94115]

Oh Dear!

 

[snake94115]

When I get my prize? Lol

First sign the form in blood.
Second swear allegiance to SATAN.
Third...Details to be forwarded to your e-mail upon completion of steps 1 & 2.

 

[Scooter 72]

And a few other things...Coughs.
There might be more than 1 way to skin a cat, Conversely there is only 1 reason an average dude is called (SNAKE).

Lol

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[snake94115]

I disagree. Every bacon lover eventually cooks bacon shirtless, at the very least. It's the mark of the bacon clan. Permanent grease burns on the abdomen are like a badge of honor... ...they show the true depth of one's love for bacon. When you don't even have time to put a shirt on for bacon... ...that's how you know.

Now grease burns on the unit... ...not so good. Definitely wear underwear when yer cookin with grease. Can't be cooking the wrong kind of meat with your bacon. It's a disservice to the bacon more than anything.

It's not so much the abdomen I'm worried about something a bit lower and a heck of a lot more sensitive.

 

[snake94115]

bake bacon in the oven, clothing optional

I disagree with that statement 100% times INFINITY.

 

[snake94115]

Ahh yes. Baked bacon is definitely the most savory and hassle-free. But there is a certain charm to standing at the stovetop, no? There's something zen and spiritual about flipping it in the pan and eating some as you go along. It's like, some circle-of-life shit. Like in the lion king.

If it's in the pan long enough to flip you've burned your bacon...Period...Full Stop!

 

[snake94115]

No sir. I intend to keep the skin of my penis soft like a fine velour. It's my one saving grace.

Urm...NO DAMN COMMENT NEEDED!!!

 

[snake94115]

Bahaha, too true. Definitely gotten it... ...ahem, I mean, me into places I had no business being.