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snake94115

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But, she said it was a strawberry cake.

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snake94115

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Does it say Hot young girls wanted for crazy sex. brains not necessary ? lmao
Nope...But in all honesty that isn't what I want.
I just want a willing victim....I meant to say smart lady but I couldn't.Not honestly at least.

If you believe anything I just typed above the line you're an IDJIT!

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snake94115

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Must be female from birth and current
Will not roll over and crush me to death in bed. (under 160lbs)
Will not give me heart attack with I wake up next to them in the morning.
NO knifes/guns
Likes bacon
Does NOT have a husband or wife.
Does NOT have active warrants.(can legally cross state lines)
Less than one cat
No facial tattoos, extra holes, metal/plastic/other in face.
Beards okay, if they are fake.
Alive
Real
Lives nearby

Do you get the point now?
I'm sure I'll have to make more items on my list as you post suggestions.
I have so many problems with those standards it ain't funny.
Firstly some of the most beautiful women ever were big gals.
Ever heard of Mae West?
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No knife No Gun?
Really????
My 1 word answer = Michonne
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Sorry dude but Tattooed Chicks are Hot!!!
See Tatu Baby!!!
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Just hand over your man card dude...Sorry.
 

Scooter 72

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What's wrong with cat?
Please be specific when answering.
And if you didn't like that answer I've got one more answer.
The only place I like a pussy is in a woman's pantys. Cats stink and are just nasty. If they have to have a stinking litter box they belong out doors if there not smart enuff to go out side or sit on the tolit and flush it when there finished

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RMarcusY

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Here's another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got some money 'cause I just got paid
How I wish I had some chick to talk to
I'm in an awful way
 

RenoMama

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Sorry for your luck Marcus. Hope you don't mind if I steal a win.
 

RMarcusY

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No, go ahead, but I've got nothing else going on tonight, so I'll be here.:(
 

Scooter 72

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No, go ahead, but I've got nothing else going on tonight, so I'll be here.:(
Mod envy show 8 Marcus there giving away 20000 in prizes

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Is one of the prizes a GF?
 

Scooter 72

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Maybe if you look hard. I don't need that though already got that. And dam I love her.

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RMarcusY

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Is everyone gone now?
 

Scooter 72

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Yep

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RMarcusY

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That's what I thought.
 

Scooter 72

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Still second baby. But your number 1 to me

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Oh that's not fair, just cause she's hot lol ! OK we like RenoMama but I have to take back the win !
 

Breazy_Com

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OK NIght Everyone ! You guys can win till the morning ! Have a good one !
 

RMarcusY

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Your odds of winning would be better here
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RMarcusY

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We missed you.
 

Scooter 72

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I'm still here to envy is knda dragging

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