I win
I know it's true because , I knew a guy that had an uncle that said his neighbor had a grandson who's girlfriend in high school went to a church that the pastor had a wife that said she saw a movie about a zombie that ate a dog that was owned by a crazy cat lady that was arrested by a part time cop who's mom said she might have seen a movie that had the TV on in the background and was showing a TV show news program that said they had heard from a witness that they knew someone that , knew someone, that saw it on the internet in 1920.
So, that makes it a fact
I win