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It really needs to hurry up. I did get bob started and cleared a minimal amount of paths -- it was extra difficult because of how wet this snow is (it didn't want to fall out of the bucket, so a lot of it fell on me and I was very wet by the time I finished) and the top soil is warmer than the snow, so my tires were digging canyons in the mud under the snow, and it was snowing in my face the whole time so I really couldn't see what I was doing (luckily I have this property memorized). :) As I said, it was snowing... it has been snowing non-stop all day, but not too heavily, thank dawg, so my guess is that we only got an additional 4-5 inches today. It still has not stopped, so I have no idea how much more we will have come morning.

Oh yeah, comment on Spring: I think this little blizzard just set us back at least another two weeks before this crap clears out of here again. I do not know how many plants are not going to do anything this year because of the snow/cold and starving rabbits eating all the leaf buds, etc.
Guess they got it wrong again. What did you say they forecast, 8" or something like that?
 

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Forgot you posted the underground forecast yesterday, adding it up the 24" they claim will be close I assume....that's mind boggling.
 

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Guess they got it wrong again. What did you say they forecast, 8" or something like that?
Well, the last one said 5-8" Tuesday plus 8-12" Wednesday plus 3-5" Thursday. Given that the snow didn't start until around 11 PM Tuesday night and we only got 1" before midnight, then I guess they rolled that over into Wednesday (8" - 1" Tuesday = 7" to roll over + another 12" = 19" which is just about right plus we already got Thursday's quota this afternoon, so maybe they could just stop this shit right fucking now!
 

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Cooled off here last night, which was a relief....had thoughts of summer beginning the day before yesterday.
 

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I assume the only things you were able to accomplish today was chores and plowing snow again.......
 

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I assume the only things you were able to accomplish today was chores and plowing snow again.......
Yup, plus shovel snow off north porch and to garage, shovel snow off south porch and into dog yard, shovel snow in front of horse barn, shovel snow off north porch, shovel snow off south porch, shovel snow off north porch... o_O
 

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Yup, plus shovel snow off north porch and to garage, shovel snow off south porch and into dog yard, shovel snow in front of horse barn, shovel snow off north porch, shovel snow off south porch, shovel snow off north porch... o_O
Forgot about the shoveling part.....been awhile since I've been around snow.
 

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Forgot about the shoveling part
A lot of non-snow people do forget. Too bad the bobcat doesn't have a two foot wide bucket to get into tight places.

Now imagine this, if you will... really wet snow, which makes if super heavy, three feet deep, and after you manage to get it shoveled off, a couple hours later, the wind has blown in more and it is suddenly three feet deep again. Wanna get out of the house? Ya gotta shovel that shit out of the way... AGAIN! and again and again... Now, here's the really fun part: the guy doing the shoveling has a broken back, two shoulders with rotator cuff problems, bad knees (in spite of the fact that they are both titanium now) and... well, you don't need to hear the whole list and I am sure no one else on this thread wants to hear me bitching about my old age aches and pains. Oh, Lannie does this work too and she has a really painful knee and... well, maybe we should both be living in an old folks home, but we are both too fucking stubborn to give up. It needs to be done, and we are damn well gonna make it happen. But if I tell you I am vert tired tonight, you'll probably be able to guess why. :)
 
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Well Rich it looks like your pretty much fucked for the next few weeks unless the temperature takes a drastic hike upward asap. That's really fucked up too. I would think you would be able to plant before the first of May during a normal winter-spring. Hasn't been anything normal about this winter, just the global cooling we've talked about.
 

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looks like your pretty much fucked for the next few weeks unless the temperature takes a drastic hike upward asap
Yeah, from the temps suggested on the long-range forecast, my guess is that it will take about two more weeks just to get this new white shit melted off. THEN maybe we can start the growing process... I'd sure like to see some green.
 

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Dale, the blizzard warning was in effect from 2:32 am yesterday (I guess that's when some weather guesser realized it was blizzarding) and continues through tonight at 6:00 pm. It's not really a "blizzard," though, because the wind has been only in the 20 to 25 mph range all this time, at least here at our place. It was worse at the beginning, but then it settled in at a good steady 20-25 after the initial blast. It has to be over 35 sustained for more than three hours to qualify as an official blizzard, but I'll tell you what - this is one hell of a snowstorm. It's still snowing this morning, and I can't see the paths that Rich dug out with the Bobcat yet, but I assume they're fast filling back up.

The little path he dug with the shovel around the front of the house for the dogs to go potty has another 5 or 6 inches in it this morning, and the forecast says another 3 to 5 inches today. It just won't stop. We humans have it pretty good, being able to be in the house most of the time. I feel SO bad for the outside critters, and the poor cows, locked in their shithole of a barn all this time. They just keep eating and pooping and peeing, and eating and pooping and peeing... and there are FOUR of them in there, so you can imagine the aroma. ;)

I'm going to try to dig them out this morning if I can, so they can get outside. Even being outside in the snow would be better than being locked in that small barn. I would have tried yesterday, but I about killed myself digging out the "front" door into the hay room so we could even get in there to feed them. If that's not all snowed back in today, I'll try to get them a path out the other door into the corral and pen area at least. If we can get that slider door open again, that is... and if it is snowed back in and I have to dig it out again, then they'll just have to spend one more day in stinky hell, that's all.

This, too, shall pass. Eventually.
 

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Got up to 84 here today.
Tonight the outer edge of Rich's Snowacane hits here and some thunderstorms and such with high tomorrow in upper 60's.
Went and got a load of lumber and did some prep work on the Porch project.
My nail gun came in and picked up some nails and screws and gorilla glue.
Have to take the Wife Unit and SIL to several places tomorrow...
 

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the outer edge of Rich's Snowacane hits here
This has been a very weird storm. Before it got here, the forecasters said it would buzz through in one day with less than an inch of snow that wouldn't stick except on grass. Every following forecast was worse and worse because the storm got worse and worse. They were not forecasting; they were just trying to keep up with what was happening, which they obviously did not have a clue how to figure it out. The storm stalled in its easterly movement, sat on South Dakota, Nebraska, and Kansas and just expanded everywhere. That one-day storm has lasted four days and gawd only knows if it will actually move on eastward by tomorrow night. Obviously, as Crom notes above, it has stretched itself clear out to Kentucky.

I did not bother to use the bobcat again today. On the struggle to get to the barn this morning, it was obvious that the wind filled in everything that was dug out yesterday. Maybe with a micrometer, I might have found the places where the bobcat moved snow out of, but for practical purposes, there were NO PATHS to the barns or anywhere else. Not only new snow, but a high and constant wind was relocating snow from one place to another (drifts). Evening chores tonight, I dug out a small drift across the north porch (about a foot deep) and by the time we got back from the barns (appx.45 minutes), not only could we not find our own footprints, but that little drift was back as if I had never touched it.

Total snowfall? A really funny thing... the TV weather reported that Mud Butte, SD had the heaviest snowfall of this storm and it amounted to 18 inches. I laughed my ass off at their made up lie. Mud Butte is 14 miles west of here. It is an intersection of two gravel roads with US Hwy 212. It has 2 cell phone towers and 2 abandoned buildings (doesn't even qualify as a ghost town like Maurine, where we live, population 2, me and Lannie) and no one lives there. There is no reporting weather station in Mud Butte and no living human there to measure snowfall or report it. These TV assholes picked a remote place to tell a false story about while knowing full well that the rest of the country would not know a thing about it. Now this particular storm has been snowing non-stop since Tuesday, which makes it the longest duration snowfall of this year. My guesstimate of the total snowfall we have received (trying to accommodate the movement due to wind (drifting)), is that we have received approximately 30" in three days. It is still snowing and the forecast says it won't stop until tomorrow night. So, folks, if that is true, and the snowfall rate is the same as it is right now, by sunset Friday, we will have gotten a full three feet (with some drifts up to 6-7 feet and no longer any bare patches). Now why do you suppose the TV people are trying to make it sound like less and hide the truth?
 

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Three feet of snow in the middle of April is quite unbelievable.....but a True story......:rolleyes:
 

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Is tomorrow the day for a road trip to town to re-up on rations?
Maybe for Crom, but I can't even get out of my own driveway.

The snowplows have been running up and down the highway, but in their attempt to keep the pavement clear enough for at least some local traffic, they have made no attempt to give consideration to driveways (which they usually do) and they have made a wall of snow over three feet deep across the end of my driveway. Hopefully, I will clear that tomorrow with the bobcat. Of course, I have hundreds of tons of snow to move between the garage and that end of the driveway first.
 

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Maybe for Crom, but I can't even get out of my own driveway.

The snowplows have been running up and down the highway, but in their attempt to keep the pavement clear enough for at least some local traffic, they have made no attempt to give consideration to driveways (which they usually do) and they have made a wall of snow over three feet deep across the end of my driveway. Hopefully, I will clear that tomorrow with the bobcat. Of course, I have hundreds of tons of snow to move between the garage and that end of the driveway first.
Were you planning on a drive to the city tomorrow?
 

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Nite, Crom. I hope you do NOT wake up to snowflakes.
Snowflakes are everywhere, we have um here in death valley, it's impossible to not wake up surrounded by snowflakes.....:)

Include a blizzard of snowflakes and it creates one nasty day....:teehee:
 

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You mean like the Kalifornicating snowflakes, which many are forced to wake up to all year long? We use that kind for target practice.... :D
 

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Rich, speaking of Ice Cream earlier....have you or Lannie ever made homemade ice cream from your fresh milk?

I'd bet that would be the real deal..... damn good stuff. I can taste it now, fresh vanilla bean ice cream....:vino:

Now I want some.....:cry:
 

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I haven't made ice cream in 30 years, but I'll never forget how good it was......:idea:
 

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I bet that is almost addicting, I actually mean rehab type addicting....:)
We are so spoiled... we have fresh raw milk and besides drinking it, Lannie make truly excellent cheese (several kinds) and butter and yogurt and... well, if not addicted, why would I put up with having these damn pain-in-the-ass cows? :D
 

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We are so spoiled... we have fresh raw milk and besides drinking it, Lannie make truly excellent cheese (several kinds) and butter and yogurt and... well, if not addicted, why would I put up with having these damn pain-in-the-ass cows? :D
It's all beginning to make sense......:giggle:
 

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It's all beginning to make sense......:giggle:
Yup, there truly is a method to all this "farmer" madness: Lannie has the methods and I just suffer the madness. :D

And now, once more, the day comes to an end and I'm gonna crawl in bed and snuggle a pile of pussies. Yak at ya more tomorrow.
 

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Yup, there truly is a method to all this "farmer" madness: Lannie has the methods and I just suffer the madness. :D

And now, once more, the day comes to an end and I'm gonna crawl in bed and snuggle a pile of pussies. Yak at ya more tomorrow.
I'm heading that way too.....have a good one..!
 

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