Well, Tbone, I guess if you have a brown streak on your shorts, the fart is pretty fresh (young), or, if you are like most of us on this thread, you only have dust in your shorts, the farts are pretty old. Seriously, though, we have never established an age requirement for people who post here. It is more of an attitude issue. If you think like or act like someone very very mature (you can read that as "old" is you so choose), then welcome to our little corner of the world. If you do a quick read of the last several pages (or dozen or hundred), you can see we are fairly critical of most things and accept nothing as true just because some stupid-ass boneheaded idiot on facebook said it is so.How old are farts?
I noticed the other day WINTER was going to be it's nasty self.Today's forecast: High of 13, Low of 7. Reality: High was 11 (not too far off), but low is already -1, and with clear sky tonight, is likely to go much lower.
Last night and early this morning, we had snow and there was at least 2-3 more inches on the ground this morning, so after morning chores I had to run bob to clear driveway and all paths and make the trailer turn-around area tractionable (the cow comes home in a couple more days). The temp was 9 when I got done and my entire body was shivering. Had one hour to warm up before we had to go out again for evening chores. I am tired now.
But EC comes pretty close, huh?.I don't know anywhere a climate like that exists
Yeah in the mountains, but it sure does rain A LOT....But EC comes pretty close, huh?
Yep, that's the deal........So we want perfect temps of, oh, say 50 at night, 70 in the daytime, and it only rains on Sunday night. ???
And is there anyone on the planet who wants that stink in their house?
The article says they sold out in hours......And is there anyone on the planet who wants that stink in their house?
Didn't look, but I assume your correct....either there of Portland.CaCa...
Spit water all over myself.................So do we need to sell perfume that smells like a crotch after a football game?
SUMO britches....!So do we need to sell perfume that smells like a crotch after a football game?
That must mean I can go to bed now. My life's goal seems to be to make you laugh, so my mission is accomplished.Spit water all over myself.................
That's where I'm heading to, have a good unThat must mean I can go to bed now. My life's goal seems to be to make you laugh, so my mission is accomplished.
Going to hell because of celebrity pussies and gay crotch rot and millions of people who think that shit is cool. I am now convinced I do not belong on this planet.I'd give the USA another 10 yrs, and things will really be going all to hell, and not from global cooling.
I hear that....!Going to hell because of celebrity pussies and gay crotch rot and millions of people who think that shit is cool. I am now convinced I do not belong on this planet.
Nother shitty day.....it's that time of the year....altho summer hasn't arrived yetLet's see... the low temp this morning was -3 and lots of fog. Visibility didn't improve, but it was snow after noon rather than fog. Snow was not in the forecast, so we looked again and the idiots had added snow (AFTER the snow had already started), but said it was a fast-moving system and the snow would be light. OK, so we might have a flurry and it will go away? No, it lasted until about sunset and put another 1-2" on the ground. Fast-moving my ass!!! Guess I'll have to get bob out again tomorrow to clear the paths and turn-around area so we can get our cow back. Jeez...
Not sure....I didn't read the article....just thought the headline was hilarious...So... ummm... Paltrow's pussy doesn't smell like tuna?
No. I wasn't into that sort of thing at that time in my life. I carried a western marshall SA .44 mag on my hip and walked the hills around that area trying to feel what it might have been like way back then, but had little interest in playing the tourist game.You ever go to Johnny Ringo's grave site when you lived in Tucson?