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havok333
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And I never even knew I liked yoga pants until just now...Duh...yea
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Why do humans seem to always talk to you as if your fully paying attention to what they're saying even though you have noise cancellation earbuds in while you have your music maxed out?
havok333
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Is it fat?
I used to snore, then I lost 150lbs...of Ex. ;-)
Sleep well now. With a cat.
Nope.
Lazy, short-tempered, sneaky and annoying but not fat.
Which actually sounds a lot like MY ex!
I shouldn't say that~ sometimes I miss her.
And sometimes the bullet hits right where I was aiming.
Best revenge: letting some other poor sod get THAT then realizing his mistake and buggering off.
Karrma is not a kind Sir, it is a BITCH.
Let her future ex's go to prison, not you. You are already free. ;-)
Amen to that.
The strange thing is, we get along better now than we ever did when we were married. It's kind of nice not having her try to run me over with the car...
Been there, done that. I only wanted the engagement ring she didn't care about anymore back because it was on credit....nope.
Took me nearly five years to pay that shit off....
But, I'm 48 and look 30, and she's now bigger than her momma..which is quite the accomplishment.
I won.
Rain, Rain.. go away, come again another day..
That's more than I needed to know...
Looking around, I see the only employees that are actually working WORKING are older while the younger people are more concerned with deciding where they are going to party tonight and who they're going to party with...
But then again, I used to be the same way.
Growing up sucks!
But then again, I used to be the same way.
Growing up sucks!
Did your wife make you grow up? I hear they do things like that.
Oddly enough, no.
She's kinda flighty and spontaneous and I'm the responsible, down-to-earth one.
She is constantly running from here to there and surrounding herself with drama while I avoid drama at all costs and try to surround myself with calm.
And tacos.
kelli
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But what does that have to do with hobby??
(specially cause i stolled the gif from you)
(specially cause i stolled the gif from you)
and i may be damaged.
Oh... Im.. you... wha... nope. Just gonna let it go.
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I see you left my name out
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kelli
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inferred, dear.
Ok dear. I feel better now
Although playing candy crush while using power tools is a good way to lose a thumb.
That's how I ended up nakedYou ran to the Pub, didn't ya?
Thought you asked me to post a pic of my butt yesterdayBacks slowly out of thread...................